Here's some more XD

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"B, remember when I shot--um--stabbed--your waterbottle?"

"E, I feel like you look like a gorgeous muppet."

"But then it'll get all chutney-ey!"

"So it said, 'Jane! Do you want to hop some North Dakota Mad Libs?'"

"You're like Thor. But with a donut instead of a hammer."

"Catlike Jedi angels."

"Princess Mrs. Trump."

"The twin chocolate of Luke Denim-walker"

"I'm going to cornstarch my boots, ice my husband...." 

*While playing a card game, randomly falls off of bench* "I'm just dropping out of the game."

I've only got a few for now, but our math teacher says some weird things so I may have more later.

-E. "I am... not smart."

our math teacher "We know, E, we know."

D&An. "J, what are you doing?"

J. "I'm holding my breath through the poop zone!"

M. "I love you!" [sarcasm] [to D]

our sci teacher "So, the hottest recorded temperature on the earth is..."

E. "E"

M. "Real men ask other men out." 

T. "I remember those days."

An&Ai. "T.! That was yesterday!"

An. "How are your pants?"

Ai. "I have the right to be a muffin!"

E. "Are those my pants?  have a terrible feeling those are my pants."

Ai. "What kind of pizza do you want?"

An. "MEAT!!!" 

This is all for know. Hope you had fun reading them! (if you did) and I'm the "D", btw.

- "No no no! This isn't our demented voice! It's the mickey-mouse possessed soprano voice!"

- "YOU KILLED MY PENGUINS."

- "If there was a prize for unluckiness I would lose it because I'm just that unlucky."

Ah yes once on a group chat some dude from my school didn't know my friend used this account so he thought she was a boy and spent like a month trying to figure out who it was.

- "YALL DRINK YER YERBA MATE TEAAAA"

- "This chocolate tastes like wonderful fertilizer" 

-"I like floor chicken"

-J."Guys, i have great news!"

A. "You're leaving?"

-chatting about A's response-

A."a girl can dream." 

Ok, so none of these were my friends, they were said by my family, but whatever, my family are my friends.

*about pumpkins*: "LOOK! Fat carrots!"

* M to another friend*: "Two furries, a gatcha life Undertale enthusiast, and you! This is amazing!"

I: If moths came out in the daytime, would they fly towards the sun? Y'know, because they go to light?

This thread is amazingly funny!

"Do we want to go to IHOP in KANSAS?"

"Whoa, what's happening? Why is Kevin Bacon's hair so SLIPPERY? I do not appreciate that about Kevin Bacon."

"Prorupted. Moo! Prorupted. Moo! Prorupted. Moooooo!"

"I have a pickle, some pepperoni, and some dried fruit!!"

Me: "My mom is Catholic and my dad is athiest" My teacher: "That makes for fun"

"In the way that like an organ is cute" 

"I need to go eat some cheese so bye."  

TOP! Oh my gosh, I have funny things written in my planner for this thread way back to the week of December 8th. get ready for this everyone... (some of these are Christmas themed, sorry)

~"Can I have a bowl of holly jolly?"

~"I wAnNa Be BRITISH!!"

~ *said with a weird accent* "Yu hayve yoself a merry leetle Kreezmas now... or ai wil keel yu"

~"Death by chicken nugget"

~"I hit myself with a noodle"

~Logan: look up *this video* online

LL *not hearing correctly*: Wait, you left a danish at your house?

~"ET is Yoda"

~"So they'll jsut namaste you into submission,"

~"SwooshBol"

~"It looks like a weird orange with Elvis hair"

~Teacher: So, what do we know about graphs?

me: it starts with "g" and ends with "raphs"

~"You draw rectangular prisms with authority."

~"Okay Zoomer" (not a typo)

~"i ghav  intelligonce#,'

~"We don't eat food here."

~"This is the best lunch ever!! I mean I have nothing actually good in my lunchbox but" 

Top!

~"Demon pasta"

~"Mmmm, smells like someone's shoving cinnamon up my nose"

~"Guys let's play nostalgiac video games"

~"AAAAHH oh sorry it's fine"

~"BOAT DOG" 

From my D&D group

Juanita's.

(to the tune of "the wheels on the bus") "The feet on the Tarrasque go stomp stomp stomp, stomp stomp stomp,stomp stomp..."

(To the tune of "Hammertime") "Castletime! doo doo-doo doo, ch, doo doo, ch, duh-doo, castletime."

~"We can have cold feet together."

~"Law-breaking a la mode"

~me: you're the most flopdoodle-y of all the flopdoodles

my brother: why thank you

~"J's trash talk was so bad that I started trash-talking his trash talk."

~friend #1: I once choked on a toy train

friend #2: *not hearing correctly* Wait, you choked on George Payne?

~"LL has a doctor's note" *hands teacher a hand-written notes singed "Dr. *last name of friend**