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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, because Leafy's one died but this idea is too good to not have a thread for. Post your funny things here!
-"YOU SAW ENDGAME? YOU SAW ENDGAME? YOU SAW ENDGAME? YOU SAW ENDGAME? *continued*"
-"Which joke is dirtier, Oliver's Cheetos or the fajitas?"
-"Keep it PG, we say *censored* here"
-"Rest in pieces, fidget pen."
-"Can you do me a favor and put a 'kick me' sign on Oliver?"
-"Captain America is just a 100-year old guy on steriods with a frisbee"
-"You're so disappointed by my lack of Super Mario knowledge"
-Gavin: Eliza is just a girl with messy hair and insomnia
Me: Hey that's not wrong
-"If I saw Dear Evan Hansen my soul would become a pile of goo on the floor."
-"You look like Shrek"
-"I think Logan just called me mentally weak"
-"Oliver should run the 666-meter in track!"
-"This confetti sucks"
-"I am SORRY I do not know what a METHANE HYDRATE IS-"
submitted by Soren Infinity, age 27 eons , BeaconTown
(April 27, 2019 - 11:05 am)
(April 27, 2019 - 11:05 am)
*Mom talking about how to spell nein and stuff*
Me: Mom I know how to spell Nein.
Mom: Do you know what it means?
Me: No.
Mom: It means no.
Me: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAIDDDDDD
(April 5, 2020 - 12:01 pm)
- "Shawarma: avengers approved."
-"TOM HOLLAND IS BRITISH?!"
"........."
(April 6, 2020 - 3:13 am)
-“Yo I just broke a rock with my elbow”
-“Exponents are a lot like a mushroom”
-“I want a muffin to the 14th power!”
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"Hey, it's Dumbledore on guitar!"
"Pennywise is my dad"
"WHAT? M&Ms are NOT trash!"
Thanks to the topper of this thread! My CAPTCHA said dwgxp. Dog xp? The dog did something funny?
(May 23, 2020 - 2:27 pm)
Video chatting and Minecraft have produced interesting quotes...
-“Your soul is Fred”
-“Mouse skulls are like Cheetos!”
-“I *think* you can eat shawarma with a wig on...”
-“Mend the bond torn by toenails”
-Ana: “You look like you’re trying really hard not to say something obnoxious.”
Me: “Dude that’s like my entire existence”
-“Our existence is composed entirely of cobblestone, dirt, and bread.”
-“You stole my mutton! YOU SHALL PAY”
-“CULTURAL PANTS”
-“I shall rain curses upon thy ear!”
-“I think the minecart has achieved a level of sentience”
-“The chicken noodle soup is a traitor!”
-“Lunch meat is the bane of my existence”
-“tank q 4 da death”
(May 23, 2020 - 2:41 pm)
-Justin murder! Justin murderer!
-We have to defeat a Tarrasque! it's the ultimate quest!
-LAUNCH THE CHEESE!!!!!
-How can you not like Nutella?
-It's dark. There's nothing to do but wait and eat watermelon.
-OH NO!!! IT'S THE GOTTIE GHOST!!
These are just a few, trust me.
(May 25, 2020 - 9:34 am)
-Adelaide: "Do you think my eyes deceive me?"
Abel: "Do not be deceived! God is not mocked! Whatever a man sows he will reap!"
It sounds funnier if you hear it said in the first place...
BUT THIS WAS MATH! IT'S SO BESIDE THE POINT!
(May 25, 2020 - 10:46 am)
Y'know, monopoly makes people very witticismic.
-"I'm gonna stay in the game just by Chance" (this sounds metaphorical)
-"GIVE ME EVERYTHING! HAHAHA!"
-"Play with-I mean work with-...."
-"Ad and me are rich businessmen!"
-"The Lord of Lords! I am the Lord of Lords!"
-"I'm gonna help my other client now"
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So you're just gonna wait around waiting for big monetary decisions you can solve?"
"Uh, yeah, why?"
"Why not just play the game?"
"Uh...."
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(May 25, 2020 - 6:52 pm)
This isn't something that my friends have said theat was funny-but I think it fits into this category nonetheless.
I was sitting at my table in science, complaining to the boy sitting next to me that I had babysat the night before and was forced to watch three hours of Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse. Suddenly, the girl sitting in front of me whipped around and said with an extremely serious look on her face
"Don't you ever insult Barbie, okay? Ever." I was so stunned that all I could do was nod with a confused look on my face. After I had recovered from my shock, it was all I could do to keep myself from giggling through the entire science lesson.
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-“Shroomymush”
-“Nico’s HAT could beat you in unarmed combat.”
-(describing a dream) “So it was an episode of Agent Carter, but you were randomly running around and singing about moist breath zones”
-“On a scale of one to ten...I want pizza”
-“DON’T FRONT ME, CHICKEN”
-“My existence is literally composed of wheat”
-*playing Minecraft* “You have a diamond Fire Aspect sword, and all you’re doing is setting chickens on fire?”
-“WHO STOLE MY BURNT SHEEP?!”
-“Hurt-flavored ice cream”
-“ELBOW OF DOOM”
-“Cuffy is eternal”
-“This *was* a nice, fluffy pompom, but now it looks like Donald Trump’s hair.”
-“Ana has a Cheez-It mustache!”
-“But how do we keep ending up in Poland?!”
-“MOILET”
-“Hamilton on a spaceship is like the best thing ever”
-“CHEETO GOATEE”
-“Oh hey, that guy spontaneously grew a beard!”
(June 20, 2020 - 5:52 pm)