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Hello. I am here to take over the world. Please do not resist. If you resist you will be decapitated and / or eaten.
No, I am not just here to talk about books and smiley faces. I have been looking for people to recruit to my world-taking-over team. I need people who are both evil and intelligent, and I had heard that there are many people like that on this website. My investigations have proved that this information was correct. Would you be interested in joining me? When we succeed (as surely we will) I shall give each of you a country to rule over. Please respond.
Thank you.
submitted by ZNZ, age 12
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
I just noticed this thread.... But I want to be a part of world domination!!!
(June 10, 2010 - 6:35 pm)
*sigh* CJ, I told you, you if you ask them to rescue you, they'll give you jellybeans. After eating the pie, you can't want jellybeans. It makes no sense. And the pie crumbs are held together with a glue that's made from... um... StickyPie and filling. A mixture. But jellybeans wouldn't work. You know that.
I'm specifically after you because you gave ZNZ's team our secrets, so I don't trust you. Don't worry, we don't just single people out and punish them. That would be ridiculous. But, as it happens, you've spent as much time in their as you needed to, so you can leave as soon as I finish talking to you.
Unless jellybeans are forced into your mouth, understand that you cannot do anything for ZNZ's team. It's impossible. You have to try as hard as you can to stop ZNZ, with or without the aid of my team. Are you just going to work on your own because you're angry with me? If so, go and stop her separately. Otherwise, you'll be coming with mr, but I suppose it isn't too likely...
((There is no logical way for anyone not on our team to
hear this. The walls are soundproof, everything is locked away, and
we're miles from ZNZ's team's camp. Mewtwos have checked the entire
building like they do every day, and there are no hidden cameras or
microphones, nor are there spies, inside or out. I have personally
ensured that it is not logically possible
for ZNZ's team to learn these details, or use them against us.
Therefore, our team will disregard any attempts to do so as null and
void (rest of team, regard any attempts to do so as null and void,
please). Therefore, you'd do best not to read this, or at least to
pretend you haven't, unless you're on our team. And you can't force the
info out of anyone else. I'm going to have them vow not to tell anyone
any of the following except what Ima says they can, or else spend a
week in prison. *does so*))
NDT, you and Aetc can be technicians (I think you'd be good at that) as long as I can still invent things sometimes. And I don't think we have a jailer. Well, we have a prison guard, but that's just Mr. Bob. He isn't a CBer or anything. But he is a black belt in all of the Pie Martial Arts, so he's hard to get past. And anyone can put someone in prison, as long as they're meor they have a permission slip. They have to have a permission slip because even someone on my side could be given jellybeans, cross over to ZNZ's side, and imprison the wrong person without my permission.
(June 10, 2010 - 9:22 pm)
Well, Ima, you might not know this, but Clair gave me a jellybean. I didn't want it, because of the possible effects, but she forced it in. It was a special brand that made me totally normal. And also, we inserted Jellybeans That Tear Down Pie Related Structures, JTTDPRS for short,in your prison at the begining of this game. We just didn't post it.
Spambox says ifot. I fought! Both of us have fought through pie, Spambox.
(June 11, 2010 - 3:50 pm)
A History Of Taking Over The World
by CJ
One day, a new thread created by ZNZ popped up on DTE. It said that she was taking over the world, and when her team succeded, everyone would get a country of their own. The followers streamed in, calling countries and preparing for the long quest. But soon, the one thing everyone asked was: "How?" How would they turn the world into theirs?
One word: jellybeans.
ZNZ exclaimed that they would plant mind control devices in dozens of delicious jellybeans, turning people into mindless drooling slaves. Everyone agreed this was foolproof- except for one chatter who worried about how they would make the mind control devices. She later turned out to be a great enemy, because...
Ima entered the scene, automatically explaining how she was the founder and director of the
Official Organization Dedicated to the Prevention of Any Form of Domination of the Planet Earth, or OODttPoAFoDOtPE for short. She had rallied together some Hot Pink Bunnies for her team, and planned to use ZNZ's system-only with pies.
DUH DUH DUH....
TO BE CONTINUED!
(June 11, 2010 - 5:16 pm)
@Ema join ZNZ's team!!!!!!!!!!!
@CJ Nice History!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and yes, we should get a name and new threads since this one is getting clogged............
(June 11, 2010 - 6:49 pm)
A History Of Taking Over The World, Part 2
By CJ
Ima's pies, instead of making people take over the world,made people not want to. She offered anyone willing to join her a million free books, an old-faishoned typewriter, as many pies as you wanted, a bar of chocolate, and one million bucks. Her first follower was the girl who happend to be hesitant about ZNZ's plot. It was Wolfgirl67, who was later followed by Chloe.R. In return,ZNZ made a post about the many faults of Ima's opening speech. A battle was looming.
NDT arrived, and nobody knew what side he was on. He would love Ima, then praise ZNZ. He was dubbed as a double agent for the time being. In the meantime, ZNZ had struck a deal with lavendershy: Colorado and Nevada in exchange for a job at a jellybean plant. Alexa and Olive helped their side dominate McDonalds. But soon,all this was left in the dust because....
ZNZ!
ZNZ?
ZNZ? Where are you?
ZNZ had vanished.
To be continued...
Spambox says vaat. Yes! Vat! A vat of jellybeans to launch on people. HAHAHAH!
(June 12, 2010 - 6:03 pm)
NO KEEP THREAD :(
*coughcough* ZNZteam, you can't coat the walls bcuz
A. Do you have Sticky Jellybean? NO.
B. Jellybeans are NOT touch-activated.
C. There is no logical way for inyone not on Ima's team to hear this.
K Ima but any1 can invent really.
*Discovers pie-skip,walk,dance, etc*
Vick says wnha. Win, HA!
~~NDT~~
(June 12, 2010 - 7:07 pm)
@Ema: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOIN OUR SIDE! AND YOU'LL GET A FREE COUNTRY!
@Clair: Yeah! Let's go get ZNZ! Oh wait, where IS ZNZ....
(June 13, 2010 - 8:08 am)
Taking Over The World, Part 3
by Yours Truly
While ZNZ was gone, Cara came with an army of Hot Pink Bunnies for ZNZ's team. Soon, a chatter posted about the new team members... it was ZNZ! She was back! After a few HPB jokes, Clair got DELL and the Nebraska sports teams to lean towards joining. Life was looking good for Team ZNZ, when suddenly... chaos struck out! Ima showed up with Hot Pink Bunnies for her team. Luckily, it left no major impact on anyone.
Clair and Olive volunteered to get the Hunters (Percy Jackson) and the Huskers on their side. In return, Ima gave everyone pies, resulting in ZNZ beating her with Harry Potter Book 5.
Everything was going typical- that is, until they tried to get Percy Jackson on their teams!
(June 13, 2010 - 10:32 am)
CJ, Aetc is on our team. He's saying he fought the jellybeans which were fighting the prison, and although they still fall, his efforts rendered it easier for me to rebuild it.
Also, 2 flaws in your history: 1, ZNZ said that her slaves don't drool. 2, you haven't taken over world. You have only begun an attempt to take over the world. So, technically, it isn't currently 'A History Of Taking Over The World,' it's 'A History Of An Attempt To Take Over The World.' If you succeed, then you can call it the former, but right now, it's incorrect!
The seperate threads would make sense, but as for 'spying on each other,' that may be a bit challenging. How about this: Each day (here, a day will be... shall we say, a week?), we (ZNZ and I) say exactly which security measures we've taken against spying, and the other team has to work around those, if they can think of a way. Because the entire thing would just be boring and pointless if we couldn't spy at all, but unlimited spying is too open. Each team does need some secrets. But what do you think. This should be something that most everyone agrees on, so if there's a better way you know of just tell me. But it does have to be equally fair for both teams...
(June 12, 2010 - 2:39 pm)
I want to take over the world!(can I have Greece)
(June 12, 2010 - 6:47 pm)
By the way, CJ, I'd already had the HPBs on my side, but no one noticed. They actually do most of the pie-making, so that's the major impact. Not to mention the fact that they originally scared people... Which was interesting...
Aetc says enog! I think he's drinking eggnog...
(June 13, 2010 - 6:53 pm)
@CJ: You make me lol so hard. ;D
@Ima: I have a deep and abiding fear of the colour hot pink. And bunnies *shudders* -- don't even get me started on bunnies. *is joking*
(June 14, 2010 - 8:30 pm)
BTW CJ, I stated clearley that I was on Imas team, but ZNZ was'nt sposed to know that.
*Pie-Whistles* (BTW I am terrific at whistling) *tells wolfy to Pie-Sing* (she's very good at singing)
Vick days yugv. You Give.
~~NDT~~
(June 16, 2010 - 4:57 pm)
*is in team HQ, where ZNZ can't hear* *invents PieTyping* From now on, members of our team should PieType. *PieSings while doing PieYoga* *invents PiePrinting and longhand PieWriting*
(June 17, 2010 - 2:38 pm)