Hello. I am
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Hello. I am
Hello. I am here to take over the world. Please do not resist. If you resist you will be decapitated and / or eaten.
No, I am not just here to talk about books and smiley faces. I have been looking for people to recruit to my world-taking-over team. I need people who are both evil and intelligent, and I had heard that there are many people like that on this website. My investigations have proved that this information was correct. Would you be interested in joining me? When we succeed (as surely we will) I shall give each of you a country to rule over. Please respond.
Thank you.
submitted by ZNZ, age 12
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
Right. I was just trying to stop Olive from getting too many, so I may have exaggerated a bit. And also, NDT got crows. Hordes of crows. And I have something as well...
(July 4, 2010 - 4:32 pm)
Good. Now as soon as I find my thread...
(July 4, 2010 - 1:20 pm)
Hello, just here to say that if you look at the moon, sun, sky, or rainbows you will be on Ima's team.
(July 7, 2010 - 6:58 pm)
Well, guess what, Dawnpaw? *grins* Nobody looks at the sun anyways because it's unsafe for the eyes. *hires an eye doctor to give a speech* *makes sure all of New York attends* *gives jellybeans to the crowd* *hires dentist to give speech about how pie is unhealthy compared to all-new veggie jellybeans* *offers veggie jellybeans* *99.9% of America becomes hypnotized*
(July 25, 2010 - 11:30 am)
*points out that many people see the sun out of the corner of their eyes, and the moon and sky in the same way*
(July 26, 2010 - 10:17 am)
*is too busy offering jellybeans to notice*
(July 26, 2010 - 3:35 pm)
Hello. I am A, the leader of HUGS. You people do not uderstand how powerful we are. We shall take over the world, no matter what you do. We are building a massive tower that will instantly hypnotize everyone/thing everywhere. You can never sneak past our security measures. It is impossible to get past us. Our radio towers currently can only do tv game shows, but soon- even the air will make you our slaves.... Mwahaha!
(July 8, 2010 - 12:12 pm)
Ahhh! Someone from HUGS is here! Well, guess what? If you look at the sky, you will not want to rule the world! Plus I don't even watch game shows!
(July 8, 2010 - 5:05 pm)
Lucky me, I outgrew staring at the sky.
(July 12, 2010 - 6:04 pm)
Neither do I!
You seem very thorough and precise. Hm... This will be difficult.
(July 9, 2010 - 8:19 pm)
We will take over all! And we are not allowed to eat jellybeans OR pie!!!!!!!!
(July 11, 2010 - 3:41 pm)
I've developed a new Jellybean Item: The Magic Touch! HAHAHAH! If one person eats a jellybean, the next person they touch is automatically on ZNZ's side! And the next person they touch....well...you get the point. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(July 13, 2010 - 4:58 pm)
Ooooooooooohhhhhh. Very Clever. you are just FULL of Ideas!!!!!!!!
(July 14, 2010 - 2:12 pm)
I know! That's why I love fake battle threads, you get to use your imagination! =D
(July 15, 2010 - 6:45 am)
... --- ...
(In case you didn't know, that means SOS.)
ATTENTION ALL WORLD DOMINATORS, INCLUDING CLAIR, MICHELLE, CHRISTINA.M, ANN, MARY JO, KATIE, ALEXA, OLIVE, MCB, LAVENDERSHY, CARA, CHOCO, LEMON*LIME, AND ME, CJ....
I got all those names by going around the thread and seeing who was posting. Unfortunatly, almost all those people have vanished into thin air when we need them!
If you are still around, or missing in action, please report to the new thread, "World Domination Thread." It is a garunteed no-spied-on thread with a possible jellybean refreshment stand.
...---...!!!!
(July 15, 2010 - 6:54 am)