*gives Andy-et-cetera (*does not feel like listing all of his names,
or even their initials*) pie*

Actually, I own every software company. However, I haven't
used any of them yet because the pie-like wave effect is temporary. It
fades gradually, and all effects are gone after 2 weeks, and can't be
used again. I'm saving it for a situation when it's absolutely vital,
should one ever arise. I doubt that it will.

And by the way, threads don't have 'views.' Since this site isn't
the type where you make an account and log in, it's impossible to know
how many people view a thread. The 'replies' column shows how many comments
a thread has. Not to mention, just because people see this thread
doesn't mean that they'll join ZNZ's team.

*sneaks a pie into
CJ's hand while no one's looking* *takes him back to her team's base*

((There
is no logical way for anyone not on my team to hear this. The
walls are soundproof, everything is locked away, and we're miles from
ZNZ's team's camp. Mewtwos have checked the entire building like they do
every day, and there are no hidden cameras or microphones, nor are
there spies, inside or out. I accept that CJ gave the secrets in his
post to ZNZ's team, because it was logically possible for him to do so,
as he'd been on my side and then changed. However, I have personally
ensured that it is not logically possible for her team to
learn these details, or use them against me. Therefore, my team and I
will disregard any attempts to do so as null and void (team, regard any
attempts to do so as null and void, please). Therefore, you'd
do best not to read this, or at least to pretend you haven't, unless
you're on my team. And you can't force the info out of anyone else. I'm
going to have them vow not to tell anyon any of the following except
what I say they can, or else spend a week in prison.))

As, thanks
to Treeco, you all know, CJ here recently revealed
some of our vital information to ZNZ's team. I have managed, however, to
recapture him. He has eaten pie. However, I don't think we should trust
him with vital information anymore. We can't have him giving away any
more of our secrets, so I'm going to have to imprison him with Clair.
*points to an IF* You take him. But don't worry, CJ. Although there are
no windows, and it's heavily guarded s o that you can't escape or be
rescued, I've tried to make it accomodating. And it's only for the best.
*watches the IF take him away*

Anyway, we need to strengthen our security. Besides the prison,
though, I'm unsure as to how to do it. If anyone has any ideas, feel
free to list them. However, remember to put in some sort of extremely
logical anti-spying argument, like I did. We don't want just anyone
to overhear us.

Also, I think there's really no need for hypnosis anymore. it just
seems... unfair. A great idea initially, but I don't think there's any
need for it anymore. Let's stick to the pies when possible. But as for
everything else, great ideas! We'll have to use those... NDT, how
do the Pie Martial Arts work, exactly? Does putting your body in
certain positions give off waves of kinetic energy which, if manipulated
properly, can carry the essence of some of pie's ingredients into the
air, where they combine with others that have been released, some
microscopic bits of which enter the performer's body and some of which
travel around the world, spreading pie's essence? If so, I think I can
now invent Pie-speak and Pie-song! Not to mention Pie Dancing and Pie
Yoga. But let's not talk of our new inventions any more. They could give
the others ideas, you know?

*leaves team's base* ((Now everyone can hear me)).