Hence the name. 

Hi, I'd like to join ZNZ's team. I have the Omnitrix, the Lost Ark (which is now the Found Ark) and Artemis Fowl. If you let me join, you can have all of them (except for the Omnitrix, which is permenantly glued to my whrist). Otherwise they all go to Ima(except for the Omnitrix, which is permenatly glued to my whrist). Oh yeah, and I've also alied Luke, Aniken, Obi-wan, Yoda, Mace Windu and Kit-fisto. So either I start feeding them jellybeans, or I start feeding them pies (I really hope it's not pies, 'couse I hate pie(unless it's cherry pie)).

Thanks, Olive! And now, back to the crucial information....

First of all, NDT's latest comment hasn't shown up, so sorry if this conflicts with it. We'll work out a solution later.

As WG said, we are very strong-willed. Which is code for, "The reason Ima hasn't been posting is that she was developing a cure for hypnosis. (It had nothing at all
to do with how busy I was, of course)! I worried that you might try it,
you see, because My Technology Is Always Far Ahead Of Yours And It Will
Stay That Way. So, I have the cure, and I gave it to everyone on my
team. Therefore, I did not give you the animals!

By the way, you never did find the way out of the situation. Although
the pies let you think for yourself, they also make you realize things
about world domination that you never thought before, so which makes
you realize that it is undesirable. So they do work, although they don't make you into slaves. I just failed to convey my ideas properly. However, there has been so much going on while I was gone that I couldn't possibly
say that it's all just untrue. So, I'll allow you to have supposedly
found the loophole—this time. And you gave it to others. But if this
happens again, you must think of exactly the loophole I'm thinking of,
and you can't just say, "*Finds loophole,*" (was that proper grammar
there?); you have to say what it is. But, luckily for you, you have not been fed any other pies, and are fine.

Oh, and there was no evil Admin. He/she was fed the wrong kind of
jellyean. It had pie crums in it. I've been infiltrating them lately.
So, anyway, it was mainly for your side, because of what it was, but
the pie crumbs balanced it out a bit, so that a strong-willed person
(and I'm going to assume that this Admin was strong-willed) could
resist it. The admin did, so there never was an evil admin!

Also, Spamby actually ate jellybean-shaped pie crumbs. He's on our
side. When he said, "Noey!" he meant, "No way!" He was disgusted by
your plans.

Not to mention, my pies aren't made in a factory.

So, to everyone on my team (so don't read this if you're on ZNZ's
team—if  you do, and you act in a way that lets me know that you did,
you will be imprisoned), you've done really well. Great work! *gives
the cure for hypnosis to all of them* I also created Super-Cool
Jellybean-Deflecting and Awesome Full-Body Armor! *gives it to
everyone* So now it isn't only your hands that are protected. Mew,
Laurie, you can go over there *points* and help the HPBs make the pies.
And tell them that I want about an eighth of them (preferably the more
artistic ones) to start turninng the pies into little crumbs, and
putting half of those together so that they look like jellybeans, and
dye them with food coloring. A sixteenth of the HPBs can also cook
regular food of any kind and put pie crumbs in it. Just don't make
jellybeans, no matter what. You yourselves can do whichever of those
things you prefer. Lugia, go with them. You need to guard the emormous
kitchen, because ZNZ plans to infiltrate it. Stop her from entering
with your size. You're larger than the (admittedly rather small) door.
And take a Mewtwo with you, as well. He/she will notice anyone coming
from afar. Treeco, Climber, go and watch what ZNZ's team is doing. If
they make any plans to harm us—and they will, I'm sure—1 of you can
come back and tell us so that we can prepare, and the other can stay to
hear the rest. Also inform us if they invent something new. That way,
we can copy (or at least develop  remedy for) it. And keep randomly
dropping pie crumbs on the ground. If you dare, you could do it on
people's heads, too, but then you might be caught, which is not a good
idea. A Mewtwo should go with the spy that reported to us, to ZNZ's
team's base, in order to make sure that they aren't trying to decieve
us (because someone could be reading this, even if they're not supposed
to), and then come back and tell us. If they aren't merely tricking us,
and mean what they say, I can start working on the technology to
prevent it. No time will be lost, because ZNZ's team's base is less
than 3,000 mi. from here. Can 1 of the Mewtwos go with them now, in
fact, to kidnap Clair, put her back in prison, and ask Mr. Bob to guard
it again? He has
eaten a pie, after all, so it shouldn't be difficult, but you're the
one with brute strength and telekinesis, so you'd proaly be better at
actually getting her back there... Afterwards, though, return to our
base. Ocean, guard our technology to prevent ZNZ's team from getting
any. You're larger than the door, so they couldn't possibly get in.
Take a Mewtwo to see and hear anyone coming. Mewtwo, hide so that
no-one sees you. Animals, spread pie crumbs over sidewalks and other
places so that people will step on them (all pies need in order to
function is to brush against someone's clothing, as long as the
clothing isn't SCPDaAGs). Everyone else (WG, NDT, etc.), develop new
technology for us to use, empty out jellybean containers and fill them
with the jellybean-shaped pie crumbs from the enormous kitchen, and
throw enormous dinner parties (inviting everyone yoou can think of)
with pie crumbs in the food, and pie for dessert. Whenever you do
something rude, give the person you wronged a pie as an apology. I,
meanwhile, will work on the technology. I've been thinking. If we can
make pies do what we want, why not the ingredients used to make pies?
This could give us more followers, and I have another idea that could
work if this one does, but I won't say it in case one of ZNZ's team
members is listening in. This is the most vital secret imaginable! It
could make us win instantly, or, in the wrong hands, lose instantly.
Could a Mewtwo please bring me a cherry? Thank you. *begins
experimentation*

Yes, it is, it's awesome! I love it! (But I am a very violent person.)

I just added the power of Dish network and Direct TV to project jellybean mind controling waves to the world!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I am however having trouble convincing Hyvee to produce more jellybeans. I need backup!!

Haha! I have MR. McGREGOR!!! and HE HAS HIS PITCHFORK!!! And I have fans that blow pie crumbs! And Liquid Pie, which  looks like water!!! And I'm spraying it all over the sidewalk!!

Vick says iffp.

~~NDT~~