First of all, NDT's latest comment hasn't shown up, so sorry if this conflicts with it. We'll work out a solution later.

As WG said, we are very strong-willed. Which is code for, "The reason Ima hasn't been posting is that she was developing a cure for hypnosis. (It had nothing at all to do with how busy I was, of course)! I worried that you might try it, you see, because My Technology Is Always Far Ahead Of Yours And It Will Stay That Way. So, I have the cure, and I gave it to everyone on my team. Therefore, I did not give you the animals!

By the way, you never did find the way out of the situation. Although the pies let you think for yourself, they also make you realize things about world domination that you never thought before, so which makes you realize that it is undesirable. So they do work, although they don't make you into slaves. I just failed to convey my ideas properly. However, there has been so much going on while I was gone that I couldn't possibly say that it's all just untrue. So, I'll allow you to have supposedly found the loophole—this time. And you gave it to others. But if this happens again, you must think of exactly the loophole I'm thinking of, and you can't just say, "*Finds loophole,*" (was that proper grammar there?); you have to say what it is. But, luckily for you, you have not been fed any other pies, and are fine.

Oh, and there was no evil Admin. He/she was fed the wrong kind of jellyean. It had pie crums in it. I've been infiltrating them lately. So, anyway, it was mainly for your side, because of what it was, but the pie crumbs balanced it out a bit, so that a strong-willed person (and I'm going to assume that this Admin was strong-willed) could resist it. The admin did, so there never was an evil admin!

Also, Spamby actually ate jellybean-shaped pie crumbs. He's on our side. When he said, "Noey!" he meant, "No way!" He was disgusted by your plans.

Not to mention, my pies aren't made in a factory.

So, to everyone on my team (so don't read this if you're on ZNZ's team—if  you do, and you act in a way that lets me know that you did, you will be imprisoned), you've done really well. Great work! *gives the cure for hypnosis to all of them* I also created Super-Cool Jellybean-Deflecting and Awesome Full-Body Armor! *gives it to everyone* So now it isn't only your hands that are protected. Mew, Laurie, you can go over there *points* and help the HPBs make the pies. And tell them that I want about an eighth of them (preferably the more artistic ones) to start turninng the pies into little crumbs, and putting half of those together so that they look like jellybeans, and dye them with food coloring. A sixteenth of the HPBs can also cook regular food of any kind and put pie crumbs in it. Just don't make jellybeans, no matter what. You yourselves can do whichever of those things you prefer. Lugia, go with them. You need to guard the emormous kitchen, because ZNZ plans to infiltrate it. Stop her from entering with your size. You're larger than the (admittedly rather small) door. And take a Mewtwo with you, as well. He/she will notice anyone coming from afar. Treeco, Climber, go and watch what ZNZ's team is doing. If they make any plans to harm us—and they will, I'm sure—1 of you can come back and tell us so that we can prepare, and the other can stay to hear the rest. Also inform us if they invent something new. That way, we can copy (or at least develop  remedy for) it. And keep randomly dropping pie crumbs on the ground. If you dare, you could do it on people's heads, too, but then you might be caught, which is not a good idea. A Mewtwo should go with the spy that reported to us, to ZNZ's team's base, in order to make sure that they aren't trying to decieve us (because someone could be reading this, even if they're not supposed to), and then come back and tell us. If they aren't merely tricking us, and mean what they say, I can start working on the technology to prevent it. No time will be lost, because ZNZ's team's base is less than 3,000 mi. from here. Can 1 of the Mewtwos go with them now, in fact, to kidnap Clair, put her back in prison, and ask Mr. Bob to guard it again? He has eaten a pie, after all, so it shouldn't be difficult, but you're the one with brute strength and telekinesis, so you'd proaly be better at actually getting her back there... Afterwards, though, return to our base. Ocean, guard our technology to prevent ZNZ's team from getting any. You're larger than the door, so they couldn't possibly get in. Take a Mewtwo to see and hear anyone coming. Mewtwo, hide so that no-one sees you. Animals, spread pie crumbs over sidewalks and other places so that people will step on them (all pies need in order to function is to brush against someone's clothing, as long as the clothing isn't SCPDaAGs). Everyone else (WG, NDT, etc.), develop new technology for us to use, empty out jellybean containers and fill them with the jellybean-shaped pie crumbs from the enormous kitchen, and throw enormous dinner parties (inviting everyone yoou can think of) with pie crumbs in the food, and pie for dessert. Whenever you do something rude, give the person you wronged a pie as an apology. I, meanwhile, will work on the technology. I've been thinking. If we can make pies do what we want, why not the ingredients used to make pies? This could give us more followers, and I have another idea that could work if this one does, but I won't say it in case one of ZNZ's team members is listening in. This is the most vital secret imaginable! It could make us win instantly, or, in the wrong hands, lose instantly. Could a Mewtwo please bring me a cherry? Thank you. *begins experimentation*

*accidentally steps on a pie crumb that I'd put on the sidewalk earlier* *finds more pie and gives it to NDT and WG* *quickly undoes all of the work she did for ZNZ* So 'MWAHAHAHAHA!!' back to you, Olive. That was the loophole. See?  Remember, pie crumbs work on touch. Jellybeans don't, of course (or you wouldn't have othered putting them in our mouths), but I'm sure that you can find te loophole on that. It's obvious from here. And if any of you dares suggest that I can't trip over a pie crum, remember the crucial information I just gave you (CJ, I'm looking at you). If that isn't enough, if you dare suggest that I can't use that loophole, I control all of the web engines (or whatever they're called) you mentioned, Olive, plus Safari. (Except that it doesn't work for the Admins. I refuse to even try to put them on either side.)

So...Good ideas, Vick. *uses them*

Olive! Please! I need a jellybean! NDT knocked me out and fed me pie! SAVE ME..................