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Hello. I am here to take over the world. Please do not resist. If you resist you will be decapitated and / or eaten.
No, I am not just here to talk about books and smiley faces. I have been looking for people to recruit to my world-taking-over team. I need people who are both evil and intelligent, and I had heard that there are many people like that on this website. My investigations have proved that this information was correct. Would you be interested in joining me? When we succeed (as surely we will) I shall give each of you a country to rule over. Please respond.
Thank you.
submitted by ZNZ, age 12
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
ZNZ? What's our next move?
Clair: the Hunters, what a lovely group of convincers.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Alexa's with her relatives, so she can't go on as much FYI.)
(April 13, 2010 - 6:32 pm)
NO the husker's Nebraska's masco, although the Hunters from Percy Jackson would be nice~Care to convince them??
(April 14, 2010 - 5:14 pm)
Oops. When I said Hunters, I meant Huskers.
(April 14, 2010 - 7:52 pm)
*convinces everyone who has eaten a jellybean to consume several pies*
(April 14, 2010 - 8:55 pm)
*beats Ima with a hardback Harry Potter book (5, preferably) and distributes free jellybeans to all who are standing around*
(April 15, 2010 - 6:33 am)
Hooray!!! Rick Riordan has helped me convince The Hunters to join us!! Percy and Annabeth are being difficult as usual and Nico is deutral. I NEED HELP!!!!!!!! Anyone care 2 join me?????
(April 16, 2010 - 4:59 pm)
Good idea, Clair. Any idea of where they are?
(April 16, 2010 - 4:36 pm)
TOP!!!!!!!!!
(April 20, 2010 - 4:33 pm)
What about Grover? He's Percy's best friend. And satyr. And if he joins us, then maybe Percy (still mad at him from that double-cross) and then Annabeth. And ZNZ, where are you?????
(April 20, 2010 - 5:30 pm)
Seriously ZNZ could you get here???
Well, Grover is still spreading the news of Pan around so he's out Annabeths up on Olympus putting the finishing touches on her designs And I have no idea where Percy is. TOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!!
(April 21, 2010 - 7:43 pm)
Ohh boy.
I mean, when someone can be sadistic and nice at the same time, shouldn't they be a part of a plan for World Domination?
I'm in. HI.
Spammie says "obai" Oh bye? o, bai? bai bai! Spammie says bye.
(April 24, 2010 - 7:19 am)
Hello? *echo echo echo* where is everyone? When will we initiate our plan??????
(April 24, 2010 - 9:39 am)
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR AT THE BOTTOM OF PAGE 1. TO THE TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is everyone?
(April 26, 2010 - 5:44 pm)
I'm here!!!!!!!!!!! *sends out FBI for ZNZ*
All the teachers at my school have consumed jellybeans
(April 29, 2010 - 4:46 pm)
*giggles for hours* Oh, come on. Do you really think you could possibly get Grover on your team? He'd never support world domination. In fact, when he tried to tell me about Pan's demise, I managed to convince him to join me. I didn't even need to give him a pie! Now, when he tells everyone what happened to Pan, he also warns about an evil group of people who plan world domination, and persuades them not to eat jellybeans.
I also dressed up as ZNZ and went back to see the Hunters. We had a meeting about exactly how we would conquer the world, and then we had refreshments—pie. Of course, they had been warned about mine, but I assured them they were safe, which of course was true—just not in the way that they meant. After they ate the pie, they saw sense, and so I revealed my true identity.
Don't dare try and give them jellybeans. They're led by Artemis, and she's a goddess. She would never accept jellybeans. I told her—and all of my followers—to just stay away from them. If they don't eat any, no harm will come. And if she saw that you gave jellybeans to her Hunters... Well, I would pity you.
Don't think you can convince them without jellybeans, either. The pies are a sort of defenive shield.
Thalia spread the word to Annabeth, who spread the word to Percy, who spread the word to—well, you get my point, right? All current and former living residents of Camp Half-Blood (except for the ones who rebelled, like Luke) are now on my side, too. If our plan works out, they'll also tell their parents.
I even gave Nico a pie...
So let's see... I have some people, many demigods, a satyr, an entire army of HPBs, and a goddess on my side. Whereas your group only contains people. HA!!!
Oh, and ZNZ, I have some revenge to take. Don't think you can hit me with uch a large book and get away with it. *hits her with a pie that's 3 times the weight of GoF* *puts pie in everyone's hands before they can react*
Remember, touching them is the same as eating them.
(April 29, 2010 - 9:29 pm)