All right. First of all, Evil-Mindless-Slave-Mighty-Admin, feed jellybeans to the other Mighty-Admins and to APAVSBC. Thank you, Evil-Mindless-Slave-Mighty-Admin.

Now, it is time to discuss several new parts of our plan, all of which I will need volunteers to help with. Gather round. (If you are Ima or on Ima's team, stop reading NOW.)

First, Ima's team is becoming entirely too powerful. Ergo, I propose a spy mission. A few volunteers will arm themselves with SCPDaAGs and go over to Ima's Team area. They will pretend to have joined Ima's team. If offered pies, they will say they are on a strict no-pie diet. They will offer to help with pie production, and, once in the pie factory, they will fill the pies with the same chemical compounds we use in the jellybeans.

If discovered, they will call out the highly cryptic alert message, something along the lines of "Aah, help, we've been discovered, send reinforcements!" We will send all the Varden (who I have sent jellybeans to -- ha!) to fight. They are armed with SCJSDs (Super-Cool Jellybean-Shooting Devices), which shoot jellybeans into the mouths of enemies. This is a highly dangerous mission -- anyone care to volunteer?

In addition, I have stolen the Whisperer from Mr. Curtain. Captured members of Ima's team, as well as anyone who finds out about our plans, will be put in it to be brainswept. I will need people to operate it.

Lastly, there's Stage Two of the Plan. I've developed a new kind of movie screen. People are clamouring to get them, as they show an excellent picture. Unbeknownst to them, it also sends subliminal messages into the minds of the audiences, resulting in the same effects as eating one of our jellybeans. I shall need people to help with distribution.

If anyone cares to volunteer for any of these jobs, please respond to this post. Thank you.

I don't think we have any evil-minded Admins, but I love jellybeans!

Admin

I'll volunteer ZNZ for the Infiltrating Ima's Pie Factory mission. By the way, I have in my house, Tyson. Percy, Annabeth, and Grover will surely follow his tracks (which I made sure to make very noticable) and walk right into my house. There, I will trap them! And I already fed Nico jellybeans, and made him summon some ghosts (with McDonalds and a Coke!) and they now all work for ME! *cough cough* I mean ZNZ! And I fed Bill Gates (Microsoft), John Lilly (Firefox), Mark Shuttleworth, Mark Andreessen, Jim Clark (Netscape), Larry Page, and Sergey Brin (Google, thus Google Chrome) jellybeans and now, they make Google Chrome, Internet Explorer, Netscape, Ubuntu, and Firefox work like ZNZ's movie screens! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And now, we'll have more than a million people as our minions! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!