Hello. I am
Chatterbox: Down to Earth
Hello. I am
Hello. I am here to take over the world. Please do not resist. If you resist you will be decapitated and / or eaten.
No, I am not just here to talk about books and smiley faces. I have been looking for people to recruit to my world-taking-over team. I need people who are both evil and intelligent, and I had heard that there are many people like that on this website. My investigations have proved that this information was correct. Would you be interested in joining me? When we succeed (as surely we will) I shall give each of you a country to rule over. Please respond.
Thank you.
submitted by ZNZ, age 12
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
Yeah, I think saw you say that before, fortunately. But it was proably a good idea to remind me, in case I hadn't seen it. But don't worry.
(June 5, 2010 - 4:19 pm)
CJ is really part of my initials.
(June 11, 2010 - 5:28 pm)
Clair's comment hasn't come up yet, so if any of mine conflicts with hers, I'll work something out.
*goes back into her team's private base, where, remember, only my own team can hear* Wow, thanks NDT & Andy etc! Great idea!
Anyway, I forgot to mention Pie-Walking, Pie-Skipping, Pie-Running, etc. Just about every gait can be manipulated by pie if my theory about the Pie Martial Arts is correct.
(June 2, 2010 - 8:40 pm)
((There is no logical way for anyone not on our team to hear this. The walls are soundproof, everything is locked away, and we're miles from ZNZ's team's camp. Mewtwos have checked the entire building like they do every day, and there are no hidden cameras or microphones, nor are there spies, inside or out. Ima has personally ensured that it is not logically possible for ZNZ's team to learn these details, or use them against us. Therefore, our team will disregard any attempts to do so as null and void (rest of team, regard any attempts to do so as null and void, please). Therefore, you'd do best not to read this, or at least to pretend you haven't, unless you're on our team. And you can't force the info out of anyone else. I'm going to have them vow not to tell anyone any of the following except what Ima says they can, or else spend a week in prison.))
Yes!!! But if you're only practicing, you can put Sticky Pie on your hands and legs. *jumps in air* *does spilts* *pierati chops Olive, who I just captured* see? like that. spilts+airjump+kick=Pierati Kick.
Vick says mzvp.
~~NDT~~
(June 4, 2010 - 3:07 pm)
Oh, I see! Great idea! (No harm in anyone knowing that something is a great idea, as long as they don't know what it is...)
(June 5, 2010 - 4:21 pm)
Hey, Clair! Now I'M in prison! Could you give me a lift?
Spambox says fgwo. If grow? If I grow, will I escape?
(June 6, 2010 - 4:17 pm)
Hello? Hello? Where is everybody?
(June 8, 2010 - 6:09 am)
Wow... 201 views on OUR THREAD I mean ZNZ AND IMA AND THEIR FOLLOWERS' THREAD!
(June 8, 2010 - 6:10 am)
The prison walls and floor are made of pie crumbs, so you would not want ZNZ to take over the world. I just thought I'd alert you to that. You can be very angry with me, I suppose, and do anything possible to get out, and start your own organization to stop ZNZ, apart from mine, and even try to make my life miserable if you want, but you must stop her from taking over. If I were you, I wouldn't ask Clair to get you out. She'll give you jellybeans. The pie prevents you from wanting jellybeans, so you certainly wouldn't risk getting them even to leave prison.
(June 8, 2010 - 2:44 pm)
DARN! My plans are always foiled!
And also, P.S., why are you especially after me?
(June 8, 2010 - 5:49 pm)
Why, I'm still here in the shadows, C.J. Hello Olive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This, not good. ZNZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(June 8, 2010 - 6:33 pm)
Spambox says uwmi. Uwmi=umi=Team Umizoomi! The worst TV show EVER! We can distract the guard with the awfulness! Ha ha! She is screaming so loud that the prison walls are crumbling! Maybe if you had used glued together jellybeans, Ima, the prison would hold up! Fire the jellybean BB gun! *aims and misses* Oh well... your turn, Olive! *Olive knocks a hole in the supplies cabinet* *Clair sneaks in, steals pies while wearing anti-pie glove, and makes them jellybeans* *the girls giggle and run to the rabbit hole that goes to ZNZ's lab* Hee Hee! That was COOL!
(June 9, 2010 - 5:35 pm)
((There is no logical way for anyone not on our team to hear this. The walls are soundproof, everything is locked away, and we're miles from ZNZ's team's camp. Mewtwos have checked the entire building like they do every day, and there are no hidden cameras or microphones, nor are there spies, inside or out. Ima has personally ensured that it is not logically possible for ZNZ's team to learn these details, or use them against us. Therefore, our team will disregard any attempts to do so as null and void (rest of team, regard any attempts to do so as null and void, please). Therefore, you'd do best not to read this, or at least to pretend you haven't, unless you're on our team. And you can't force the info out of anyone else. Ima's going to have them vow not to tell anyone any of the following except what Ima says they can, or else spend a week in prison.))
Hey, Ima! Guess what? I have coated the schools, buildings, and houses with Sticky Pie! And our Super Cool Jellybean-Deflecting Full Body Armor (aka SCJDFBA) is now coated with Sticky Pie! Er. I was thinking of making the team a bit more organized...heh. I was thinking...
Name: I have forrgotten.
Leader: Ima.
Tecnichian: Um...Me and Vick? Please?
Jailer: ???????
Chatterboxers: Uh, Me, Wolfy, umm....
IFs: Aah. Me and Wolfy's, everybody else's...
Companys: Web browser guys, strores...
Book/Movie characters: Warriors....HP...PJ....I have recruited Star Wars....The Sith needed Pie....
Other: Fairy Godmother (FGM), Kappa
Vick says eppa. Sorta sounds like Kappa, which he recruited.
~~~NDT~~~
(June 9, 2010 - 8:47 pm)
*sneaks into team base*
*pulls out "brick" from the wall*
*goes down rabbit hole to team base*
*"brick" opens, revealing a tape recorder inside*
* Olive flips tape on*
* converstion plays:*
((There is no logical way for anyone not on our
team to hear this. The walls are soundproof, everything is locked away,
and we're miles from ZNZ's team's camp. Mewtwos have checked the entire
building like they do every day, and there are no hidden cameras or
microphones, nor are there spies, inside or out. Ima has personally ensured that it is not logically possible
for ZNZ's team to learn these details, or use them against us.
Therefore, our team will disregard any attempts to do so as null and
void (rest of team, regard any attempts to do so as null and void,
please). Therefore, you'd do best not to read this, or at least to
pretend you haven't, unless you're on our team. And you can't force the
info out of anyone else. Ima's going to have them vow not to tell
anyone any of the following except what Ima says they can, or else
spend a week in prison.))
Hey, Ima! Guess what? I have coated the schools, buildings, and houses with
Sticky Pie! And our Super Cool Jellybean-Deflecting Full Body Armor
(aka SCJDFBA) is now coated with Sticky Pie! Er. I was thinking of
making the team a bit more organized...heh. I was thinking...
Name: I have forrgotten.
Leader: Ima.
Tecnichian: Um...Me and Vick? Please?
Jailer: ???????
Chatterboxers: Uh, Me, Wolfy, umm....
IFs: Aah. Me and Wolfy's, everybody else's...
Companys: Web browser guys, strores...
Book/Movie characters: Warriors....HP...PJ....I have recruited Star Wars....The Sith needed Pie....
Other: Fairy Godmother (FGM), Kappa
Vick says eppa. Sorta sounds like Kappa, which he recruited.
*everyone giggles happily!*
*everyone runs to coat buildings in jellybeans while wearing anti-pie gloves and uniforms*
(June 10, 2010 - 4:59 pm)
Hey! Maybe we could do a thread for each team! One thread could be Ima's, and another ZNZ's. Then we could go to our threads and spy on each other.
(June 10, 2010 - 5:09 pm)