TOP! This thread is dying!

I said ALMOST all our people. ;)

Erm. Clair? Let's not do that, please. I mean, do what you want, but can you please not use illegal explosives? *thinks of the pie wars and the exploding pies people used years ago, which really served no purpose as no-one seemed to notice any actual negative effects* You could just mean something like that, I suppose, but you said 'wipe out,' so I'm guessing probably not. So that would mean... what? That we all die or something? It can't be that it only makes us slaves, of course, because jellybeans aren't touch activated, remember? And I don't see how a bomb would force them into our mouths. So I suppose that has to mean they'd kill us, unless they're completely pointless, and if they were pointless, I don't think you'd be quite so excited. And really, I'd just kind of prefer not to die. Can we just not use actual violence on each other? Please? Besides, it complicates things. How would we explain how we could still post on the other CB threads? It wouldn't make sense. I try to avoid things that don't make sense... Sorry if I seem like I'm going against everything you say, because I'm really not. I just... Well, you know. Don't really want to die, even if it isn't real. And if you ever see my team plotting something you think is unfair or anything, feel free to object. And technically, you were practically asking my permission to object to this by putting it where I can see. At this point, I know what you're planning and can create a suitable bomb-repelling force, just in case. Had you put it on the other thread, I wouldn't technically be able to do that. Oh, sure, I could think of something to do to protect us if I thought you were doing something that would damage us, but only something I might already do. If it were so easy as, say, posting a comment and saying something I might actually say, then sure. It would be easy, wouldn't it? But I could never put up a bomb repellent. That's just too strange; who wakes up in the morning in a place where there isn't a huge war (right in that place) and says, "I think I'll go protect the house in case someone bombs it."? No-one I know of. So I couldn't do that, and nothing else I could do would have helped it, unlike some scenarios. Except that I suppose I would've been against it and posted an objecting comment—I'm doing it here, after all. I forgot that for a moment. But anyway, if it'd been on the other thread, it would've been easier, wouldn't it have been? So why did you post it here, and tell me? Was it an accident or something? Ah, well, too late... I suppose I have to go make bomb repellent, huh?

But one more thing: How on Earth did you just 'happen' to find the phone number of a bomb manufacturing company? Isn't that somewhat unlikely?