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Hello. I am here to take over the world. Please do not resist. If you resist you will be decapitated and / or eaten.
No, I am not just here to talk about books and smiley faces. I have been looking for people to recruit to my world-taking-over team. I need people who are both evil and intelligent, and I had heard that there are many people like that on this website. My investigations have proved that this information was correct. Would you be interested in joining me? When we succeed (as surely we will) I shall give each of you a country to rule over. Please respond.
Thank you.
submitted by ZNZ, age 12
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
(February 27, 2010 - 10:08 am)
Clair, NO! Absolutely not! We cannot try to kill off Ima's team -- that is just wrong. I'm sorry, but I will not support that plan, and if you try to do it I will kick you off my team.
(July 27, 2010 - 5:27 pm)
Well I said it because you NEVER listen to my ideas. You ignore them or blow me off. I needed something to get your attention instead of focusing on swirly chairs. Since you won't even acknowledge my jellybean wind machine or my all you can eat jellybeans disguised as food buffet, I've decided to turn them into PIE wind machine and a PIE buffet. I never even liked the jellybeans! Plastic flavored? Please! I QUIT!!!!!! Ima, can I join a team that APPRECIATES me? Like, your team? PUH-LEAZE?????
(July 29, 2010 - 3:50 pm)
Erm... Sure. *gives pie just to solidify things, so that now Clair is wholly against world domination in general rather than simply against ZNZ, because the questions Ima will ask may result in a change of mind otherwise* I don't entirely understand, though, as I, too, have a bit of a tendency to object to things, as you may have noticed... So don't be offended if I do sometimes, all right? As in, I'm not going to let you use bombs. So technically, doesn't that make me any worse than ZNZ in that respect? Unless it's just the repeatedness on her part. I hope we don't have similar problems. But it seemed like bombs were the limit. Please understand my not letting you use them; I've explained. But also, I'm kind of surprised that you decided to join my team. Clearly you've nothing against world domination, so why didn't you resurrect HUGS or something? I'm just curious... And those are great ideas you have. We'll go into them (and other things) further on my thread. Come on...
Aetc says wayd!
(July 30, 2010 - 12:27 am)
I'm totally cool with the bomb thing. I've decided to go ALL against ZNZ and I was to lazy to finds the HUGS thread. See you on your thread!
(July 31, 2010 - 1:53 pm)
Really, Clair.... it's like Benedict Arnold all over again. Probably don't know him.
(August 2, 2010 - 6:29 pm)
Do NOT underestimate me! He was *googles* a General in the revolutionary war!
(August 3, 2010 - 8:57 am)
Don't take over Haiti. They need help and I will give it 2 them.
Now or later.
(July 30, 2010 - 7:53 am)
K. Um, I was listening to The Battle/Victoria vs. Edward or whatever from Eclipse (the Official Score, which is WAY better than the movie, and it was composed by Howard Shore (LotR composer) so if you dare diss it, I will be very angry) while reading Ima's post. It had a weird effect. Anywho...
WHY DID YOU CROSS OVER TO THEIR SIDE CLAIR!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I AM VERY ASHAMED. I WON'T EVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN! *turns head away* (unless forced to)
Ok. All's said and done. Laterz!
P.S. Do not diss Howard Shore or Clint Mansell or Gabriel Faure or Debussy. Or Seal. (Kiss From a Rose) Or Batman Forever. Or jellybeans. But feel free to diss pie. :-P
(August 1, 2010 - 9:10 pm)
Note: Sorry. I've been posting where I shouldn't. Too much. I'll try to stop. Thanks for letting me know...
Disclaimer: I'm not actually spying. I don't use any information found there for my own purposes (at least not in ways that I might not do already), nor do I tell anyone else on my team. Can I ask you, therefore, not to discuss the content of my thread on yours, or is that hypocritical considering what I did? Just tell me, please. I'll understand either way.
Also, the HUGS thread hasn't had a post in a long time.
(August 4, 2010 - 11:19 pm)
Ima: 'Tis okay. :-) But ask ZNZ not to give the information. I'm not in charge so...
(August 7, 2010 - 1:07 pm)
Actually, it was CJ who'd been giving it, not ZNZ...
(August 8, 2010 - 1:11 pm)
This thread is falling............................ TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(August 8, 2010 - 9:36 am)
((And now I'm slightly confused again. As far as I can tell, people have been giving Clair jellybeans mixed with hypnotic serum on ZNZ's thread. But... How is that possible? Because technically, the first time I gave her pie on my thread, that meant she'd had to support my team for the time being. So I don't really see how everyone could just assume she's on the thread and just give it to her. I mean, that's like if, on my thread, I decided to just say, "*gives ZNZ pie* Yay! Now ZNZ's on my team!" and expect her to post as a member of my team. If she did, knowing me, I'd probably take back what I said and object to it. I don't see how Clair can be given hypnotic serum/jellybeans/anything, really, there; isn't that what this thread is for? I know she never actually was angry at ZNZ, and ment to spy on me all along, but since I'd given her pie, I don't know why she would've ever just suddenly gone over there.
Since I can't actually know any of this, I'm putting it in double parentheses. So no, this information cannot be used by my team in any way, even though this is a public place, because... Well, this comment doesn't count. So I'm using parentheses to show it, as I didn't want to get onto the other thread again. Maybe it's the same, and maybe it's just unreasonable, but if threads don't count enough anymore that we can just say, "*gives insert member of other team here pie/jellybean/anything, really, even though I said before that s/he can't actually be on here*," I suppose I will have to give pies to everyone on my own thread, so that no-one will want to dominate the world anymore, because I'd be perfectly able to. It'd work the other way around, as well, of course, but the difference is that I remember the loophole and you'd have to look through all these pages to find even a hint of it. It should also be noted that we'd have no reason to have separate threads, really, either. But really, I just don't understand how it happened and am confused.))
(August 8, 2010 - 1:54 pm)
Ima: Then ask CJ to not give us anymore info. ;-)
TOP TOP TOP TOP!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait. It is at the top. POST, PEOPLE!!!!!!!
(August 8, 2010 - 2:16 pm)
Now I'm confused. Don't bother to explain.
(August 9, 2010 - 2:00 pm)