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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
@Leafpool I don't live in Maine, I live in Kansas. The Suicide Squirrel Squad was a group of insane squirrels that kept running in front of my family's van when we were driving home from church this past weekend. I also remember naming one of them Squirrely Quinn.
(October 24, 2018 - 12:30 pm)
"I ate the sun"
"You're so weird- and you're shoving me in a purse!"
"King Mister"
"Reading in the car makes me sick" "May God bless your soul, poor child."
"What's the difference between a beaver and a woodchuck except that a woodchuck can't chuck wood but a beaver can?"
"I wanna eat some soda!"
"It's like a Saintsblob"
"It's Dwax tha Destwoya boi!"
(rbow)
I don't see any rainbows, Boo.
(October 22, 2018 - 4:27 pm)
-"I'm going to RAISE A CHILD" *shows up the next day with a baby doll named Danny Despacito*
-"Elementgirl, Jackson hates Shrek..." "WHAT?!?!?!?"
-"How did you find my house?"
-"It's pronounced soprAHno" *Said in a really snobby voice* "Well, I'm an alto, so I don't really care!"
-"WHERE IS MY SON?!?!"
-"Oof." (The best part of this one is the motion you have to do when you say it)
-My friend Ava singing in the gym locker room
-"What's so funny?" "EVERYTHING"
-Ella's vegan chapstick
-"HE'S SUCH A BIG BOY NOW..."
-"What happened in the hospital?"
-"I'm afraid of sausages." "DUDE!"
-Professional Milk
-Joely Ranchers
-Fusstrated (My art teacher always says this, and it's HILARIOUS)
-The name Belinda
-"There IS NO LAST YEAR."
I have more, but I have to go.
(October 22, 2018 - 5:29 pm)
@ElementGirl
*summons Ellie*
Joely Rancher!
Joely Gau-a-mole
Joely Ba-by
Joely bowly boo!
tellatubbie tubbie tubbie tubbie...
(December 2, 2018 - 10:23 pm)
"Nurse... she's hurt.... she's dying on the floor and deathfarting and deathtripping and deathgiggling..."
A song by me and my sister to the tune of London Bridge:
I see pa-ants falling down
Falling down
Falling down
I-I se-e underpants
They're piiiiiink aaaaand fluffy
(October 22, 2018 - 8:53 pm)
I actually said these, but I'm my own friend, so I'm good.
"It's easy! Just sacrifice your blood to the STONES!"
"Scott Pilgrim gifs sum up my life"
(October 23, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
That song...is beautiful. XD
(October 24, 2018 - 1:06 pm)
"They're engaged--and he's dead!"
"Krysta, is that your hair? Why is your hair coming out of the bottom of the stall?"
"It's like a portable railing attached to your neck."
"New York is not in New England. How do I know? Because there are the New England Patriots and the New York Giants. #Geographymadeeasywithfootball."
(October 24, 2018 - 10:00 am)
“Hashtag Pokémon go to the STONES.
(October 24, 2018 - 4:44 pm)
“Hashtag Pokémon go to the STONES.
(October 24, 2018 - 4:44 pm)
"It's like an anime Hawkeye"
*Trying to burn someone* "Your parents just called. They want their son back. Oh... wait."
"Your face is like a big, squishy turd."
"Ze garlbedge ledy caan't count she'z won hundrled and to"
*Takes pen* "I demand a ransom."
"I saw your face. It was disgusting."
@Leeli, ha, thank you. XP
(October 24, 2018 - 4:18 pm)
"If you throw sand on a witch, it then becomes a hoagie"
"If you flip him upside down, he looks like an exploding pomegranate"
"It looks like a chef's hat with... spaghetti?"
"He wants an ice cream hoagie"
"I want Mr. Bossy Mossy Fartypants to be my boyfriend"
"Tree real estate"
"You are breath smells like mac and cheese in a dumpster."
Boo says town! Second word!
Oh- no, wait. He said towh. Nevermind.
Now he says kuoc.
...
(October 25, 2018 - 2:47 pm)
NO WAIT I MISSED SOME
"Mother Nature farted" "wait Mother Nature is a person?" "Yes. Well actually no but yes."
"I vote that the president puts tape on Jack mouth!"
"Who farted?" "Nature." "Is nature dad?"
(October 25, 2018 - 2:49 pm)
"It's called musclebutt"
"The music stopped, we're all going to die..." (sung happily)
These were from my weird friends at dance lass XD
(October 25, 2018 - 4:06 pm)
Whoops, I meant dance class, not dance lass.
(October 26, 2018 - 3:21 pm)