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Funny Things my
Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
"DJ Squirrelface, do not dump that tea on your foot!"
"It takes two to shut up."
''I can't catch the frog if you keep throwing rocks!''
(September 28, 2018 - 7:23 pm)
"I feel like an abandoned quiche."
"You've unlocked the key! Wait..."
(September 28, 2018 - 7:48 pm)
Have some more!
-"Repeat after me: SOOMAR, AAAPLEEEE, ELLY BEN" *die in a fit of laughter*
-"Go look in your Anne"
-"sparkles are a good snack"
-"GET OUT OF MY BOX!"
-"shitake mushrooms"
-"Bakery bun buns and his bun buns..."
-"So in court you swear upon a book that you believe in" "Next time I'm in court I'm bringing Harry Potter book three"
-"Wait, you're supposed to toast a pop tart?"
Wow I'm suprised I didn't think of these before
(September 29, 2018 - 3:17 pm)
"ERMIGERSH SERBARSTIARN STARN ARND CRARS ERVARNSSSSSS" "ERT'S THER WERNTER SORLDIER ARND CARPTARN ARMARARCA"
"Which do you prefer: Winter Soldier or Captain America?" "Yes."
"Oh heck to the yes-thank-you, my good Bucky!"
"CERMIC CERNNNN" "YERS CERMIC CERNNNN"
I must confess, I only act like this with one of my... threeactualfriends OKAY MOVING ON
(September 30, 2018 - 12:54 am)
"The tater tots are ready!" *Said during math class*
"It ain't your Sooubway anymore" "No get off my Sooubway!"
"Nutty?"
"Good morning, Miss Vicky!" *We don't know anybody named Vicky*
"I just stabbed Oliver and he doesn't even care"
"My name is Rick and I'm addicted to eating bricks"
"COLORES COLORoOoOoOoOoOo"
"I want my last name to be Jarvis."
"The dragon is in your garden?"
"When I grow up I wanna be a physical therapist!" "When I grow up I wanna be dead."
"Uranus is gassy!" *Cracks up because we're immature*
"People die in Walmart every day"
Texting with my friend Gavin:
G: whew, found my homework! #almost had a heart attack
Me: good! #glad you didn't have a heart attack
G: gotta DO the homework now. See you l8ter
Me: l8ter? Ew, Gavin's a teenager now!
(September 30, 2018 - 2:02 pm)
"My butt feels like a butt so that's good"
"If you marry Captain America, your name will be Eliza Rogers."
"Yeah, Liam, that's not how you deconstruct a pen."
"I don't deserve to live" "nope you sure don't" "oh wait I was kidding" "nope go die now"
"How do you write that big?" "... I like turtles."
"This is a Sharpie. It would like to meet you. Shake its hand, Gavin."
"Math is weird, math is weeeeeeeeeird!"
(October 1, 2018 - 6:39 pm)
"We were like, let's take a freshman photo! So we took it and then realized that Leo hadn't finished running yet and I pissed myself laughing. In my defense, he was wearing a ponytail."
"Did you do an analysis for the Casey homework?" "I just stated the numbers of the rules that supported my answer. And then I convinced Rose to do the same so that if I'm wrong I won't be the only one."
"I texted Al saying 'I'm dying' and she responded, 'I'm glad'. This is why you're my favorite."
"I'm going to go reread Six of Crows and cry myself to sleep."
"You know that awkward moment between being born and dying?"
*lip syncing to that one song* "I don't really wanna do the work today! I-I-I! Don't! Wanna! Do the work! Today!"
(October 3, 2018 - 9:43 pm)
I draw some funny thing my friends have said! By the way, I’m the orange one
(October 6, 2018 - 10:14 pm)
”Sometimes I think my constions is trying to kill me, like it goes You want a PB&J you really do” (This was a conversation I had with one of my bros who is allergic to peanuts XD)
“Justin the depressed LEGO man has seen some things” “Like two month old ketchup?” “No way,that’s too morbid.”
“You are now banned from Smol bios”
“Weiner”
“Nobody likes ham, cheese and ketchup on pita bread” “I do” “You’re a nobody”
“NoNoNoNONoNOooOOooOOoOoOO wait YEeeeeeeEEeeEsssssssssSSSssSssSss”
“I heard musicals, now you have my full control, and attention”
“SHADEEEEE SHADEEEE then Bleeeennnneddddd”
“It was this really big DOG”
(October 6, 2018 - 10:34 pm)
"You are NOT going to flip me over. I am holding a LATTE."
(October 7, 2018 - 7:29 am)
"Liam needs some guac"
"god is flossing"
"Hey god? You have an eye booger." (Don't worry about those two: we were doing a little skit in Religion and my friend was the actor for God.)
"MY NAME I' JEFF" "no, hi' name i' Jeff!"
"Stop dying, Tyler."
"She has too much life to live for a 3 year old"
"The chicken is the founder"
"Take me to your lockerrrrrr"
"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!" "Hi Dad, I'm Shut Up Or I'll Break Your Face!"
"Pain is so funny!"
"3 year old preschool is just daycare revised."
*Said in thick, unidentifiable accent* "ze galrbedge ledy hos rletired!" *Translation: the garbage lady has retired*
(October 8, 2018 - 1:46 pm)
*gasps* ARE YOUR FRIENDS IN THE ASDFMOVIE FANDOM?
(October 8, 2018 - 4:26 pm)
I don't believe so.. why? Did I accidentally quote it?
Boo says woed. Woe? Wowed?
(wowd)
Wowed at what?
(October 8, 2018 - 6:23 pm)
"Let's see if we can finish this before the chicken gets home..."
"Hey how is your SPEED LIMIT?"
"And IIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS DO SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!" "Welcome to my world, friend."
"How is Flowey the Flower the most evil monster in all of Undertale??" "If you ever hear his laugh you'll believe me..." "*backs away slowly*"
"Asriel Dreemurr, serial murderer... OH MY GOSH THAT'S HIS NAME" *Note: Unscramble the letters
"I know you're a kid 'cause you're wearing a striped shirt!" "Yers Undertale quotes forever!!!"
"What on Earth is your problem?" "I have a lot of problems, which one would you like to hear about?" "*Crosses legs* The one I'm paid to listen to, of course."
(October 9, 2018 - 1:08 am)
"I DID things. I'm PRODUCTIVE."
"You literally cannot fight the friction. Or the pressure." "HAHA IMAGINE DRAGONS IS EDUCATIONAL"
"This puddle is so EPIC" (it really was, it was like five inches deep)
"This is so awesome! Oh wait there's a flying body AHHH *frantically tries to find the movement button on the controller)" (this was said by me while playing Star Wars: Battlefront for the first time on the Xbox whose controls I hadn't mastered yet at the time)
"YAY I KILLED THE AT-AT Oh wait it stepped on me I'm dead AAAHHHH" (also while playing Battlefront)
(October 9, 2018 - 3:12 pm)