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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
"You have TARNISHED the reputation of your music class."
"Okay so like who came up with jeans? Who thought it would be cool to wrap your legs in denim? Why is that a thing?"
"STOP TRYING TO SHIP DUMBLEDORE WITH ABERFORTH THEY'RE BROTHERS" "SO WHAT"
"DeAr EvAn HaNsEn We'Ve BeEn WaY tOo OuT oF tOuCh" "DO DO DO DOOOO"
(November 9, 2018 - 1:48 pm)
" ALEXANDER HAMILLLLLTTTOOOOOOOOOONN "
" Hi! I'm Dr. Doughnut PhD! "
Oh-kay, funny moment here:
So my brother and his friend were playing football in the backyard and I ran out shouting "The Schuylar Sisters " soundtrack and my brother threw the football at my face.
"Do you know who Eliza Schuylar is?" "No" "I'm going to sue you. MOM WHERE CAN I FIND A LAWYER?!"
(November 10, 2018 - 7:31 pm)
"Bucky's askew"
"It's a dystopian hot pocket!"
Mom: "ARE YOU STILL IN THE BATHROOM?" Me: "I'm RIGHT NEXT TO YOU"
I remember there being another thing I was going to put on this thread but I can't remember it XD
(November 11, 2018 - 8:59 am)
The Dear Evan Hansen one is literally my friends and I, XD
(November 14, 2018 - 5:09 pm)
I usually only get a couple of these at a time, but usually it was during sometime when I was laughing a lot, and trying to remember things that people said, and only writing a couple down. Like....
*stirring yogurt cup* "Fish gills...FISH GILLS...."
"I am not the little boy who cried Wolf!"
(November 11, 2018 - 12:35 pm)
"Oliver looks just like that ugly old lady!"
"Oliver! You stole my innocence. You owe me reputation."
"Let's make a Gavin sandwich!"
"Baby yeeting ferretgoat yeet yeet yeet yeet baby yeeting ferretgoat yeet yeet yeet baby yeeting ferretgoat yeet yeet yeet yeet baby yeeting ferretgoat!"
"Them fishes are smart"
(November 11, 2018 - 2:50 pm)
Oliver is becoming legendary.
Hazel says meae! No, you're not.
Okay, that's wacky.
(November 12, 2018 - 11:10 am)
I dunno, we were just really funny today...
"I need a barf green colored skirt nananana shake my butt"
"Because I am a cat."
"I gotta fall down!"
"It tastes like spicy shampoo"
"You sound like a weird old monkey"
"You sound like you're pooping out of your mouth."
"I staticed your belly"
"Jo, stop squeezing my neck."
"It's Bigfoot holding a reindeer above his head."
"I need something that writes better on skin."
(November 11, 2018 - 8:06 pm)
If you've wondered why I post almost daily on here, it's because I write down all the funny things my friends and I say throughout the school day in my planner. Today's dump:
"I don't wanna stand! I'm fat!"
"Let's play musical Logan!"
"The Pig (Logan), The Alien (me [inside joke]), The Idiodic Phyco (Oliver), and The Nerdy Angel (Gavin)"
"There are no types of day, idiot!"
@Leafpool, ha! Less legendary and more we-just-make-fun-of-him-more-because-he-made-fun-of-us-first. XP
(November 12, 2018 - 6:30 pm)
My friends and I started a quote wall recently. Nuff said.
“Think death”
“My enemies have small eyes”
"So close I can take it, I see what’s mine and taste it" (mixed up P!atD lyrics)
"You’re sort of a cross between Frida, Elvis, and Marilyn Monroe"
"It’s dead. It died. It’s all dead now."
"Also, the sun is bleeding"
"I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A TRIANGLE"
"At least I got eaten by small children"
"I walk down hill. WAHAHAHA."
“Does Tokyo have crisp autumn mornings?”
"I got a lumpkin! Where’s your lumpkin? WHERE IS YOUR LUMPKIN?"
"Feel my cold, wet, fiiiiiiiinnngggeeeerrrsssss."
(November 14, 2018 - 5:27 pm)
"No singing out-of-turn!"
"La chancla Blanco y baño" *translation: white sandal and bathroom*
"We need our coloring utensils!"
"He's The lunchbox Ninja!"
"LEGITNESS"
"I just drink from the water fountain and now I have to wonder how they made water taste so bad."
"I'm just watching Logan color his sharpie."
"He was very handsome, except that he was ugly"
(November 14, 2018 - 5:33 pm)
"Dystopian hot pockets"
"CILAAAANNNNTRRROOOO LIIIMMMMEEEE RIIICEEEE" (yes it has to be yelled like that)
(November 16, 2018 - 7:12 pm)
"I think I just turned into my worst nightmare."
"I'm concerned for your cat's health"
"Are you going to tell the story of why you were laughing your butt off earlier?"
"I killed him with math."
"6 times 6 does not equal 12."
"What can I mug today?"
"Okay I'm dead see you later"
"It's a hard enough life for me when you play Frozen during PE!"
"Oliver is dead, WE SHALL REJOICE!"
"I cut his head off! It was so satisfying!"
"A tiny little demon baby"
"Your child is a little concerned about your burned foot"
"Don't put your feet there! That's disobeying the laws of buttspot!" "Um I think it's called a chair" "Nope it's a buttspot."
"Ew, water!"
"Mom, Josie's throwing dirty tissues at me!"
(November 16, 2018 - 6:03 pm)
“Stop vandalizing my pants!”
This is an actual conversation I had with a friend.
F: I’ll declare war on them!
Me: Maggie’s going to chase you down and demand a piggyback ride.
F: Point taken you declare war.
“Why is there a TRENCH on school grounds?”
“I’m a star. A big shining star.”
Dream says iwic. I wicked? *shakes head*
(November 21, 2018 - 7:41 am)
"You should see how much yarn costs when you buy it from the sheep."
"It's funny to hear someone with a slightly stuffy nose try to say 'spinach'."
"One and two spares for the Dark Lord, on his dark throne."
"It's a very brisk day!" "She says as she holds her shirt over her face."
"I am SORRY that I have hiccups, and you look at me like I am a piece of trash."
"Do you think window washer fluid would be a good topper for my next slushie?"
"This isn't the weirdest thing I've done out my window."
*bounces around the room aggressively* "It's a lady dance."
(November 21, 2018 - 11:03 am)