That literally made my day. Hmmm, I can't remember any exact quotes of funny things my friends said, but currently in email with one of my friends, we have an emoji war, and recently a smirk war was born, mostly because I am completely obsessed with KOTLC and Keefe. If you've read the books you can guess EXCACTLY how it started. XD

Also, the same friend has been throwing phrases of different languages at me in email! I am plotting to somehow send her a paragraph of Russian if at all possible. *evil grin*

And a Harry Potter magazine she found for like $15 (can you believe it) was christened "The Precious." In that certain group of friends where I see her, we have a LOT of inside jokes, most of which came into being on a sleepover we had, including "Bombardyou back," which has a specific emphasis on the second syllable of "bombard", and was born during the pillow fight I started. Buuut anyways, I probably should be going to bed now.

"Stop quoting Ian or I will flip you upside down!"

"Who knows, they're dragons!" (inside joke)

"What do you like to do?" "Die."

"I'm not scared of fire! Not even sparky glowing green fire on a stick!"

"No one knows who Dedalus Diggle is!"

"You should paint the four corners magic."

"Turn into flowers you cute devil!"

Ooh boy, have I got things to say....

"Hey Blake, remember that one RP where there were all those wolf things and you were the only one that was an actual person?"

"MAGGIE YOU WILL CARRY ME LIKE A PRINCESS!"

"I told Mo to slap Jackson and now he has a red handprint on his face."

"No, I didn't draw this, I employed an artist to do it for me!"

"The only time I tried to join a roleplay I totally failed."

"Your name is Ellyse but you told me to call you my dad."

"I'm a robot, but I'm not a dishwasher."

"I can't believe I fell asleep texting."

"Can I draw something on your flipnote?"

"OH MY GOSH CLAIRISA'S A FURRY!!!"

"What language are you from!?"

"Do you want some soap?"

"They're fake orbeez, we're gonna throw them at each other during lunch."

"They're non-toxic, so I think Shane's going to eat some of them."

"Guys stop blasting my phone!"

"Yeah, I can rap Guns and Ships." *proceeds to rap the whole thing at like 2x speed*

"Hamil-ham!  Hammock Stand!  Adbomen!  Anagram!  And the finally get it right on the last one!  HAMILTON!!!"

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I might come back later and write more. 

- "No. Sincerely, Bob."

- "Well, bye then. I'm off to have an existential crisis. See ya."

- "Wait, we're putting on Hamlet? I though we were putting on Suessical Jr.?"

- "Dead people always have fabulous hair, I should know." l

- "Josie, if you take one step closer with that thing you call 'Peanut Butter', you will not live another. day."

- "I will turn you into a... Toad. You hate toads, right? Right?

- "Who are you voting for?" "Beyoncé. Obviously."

-Beatrix: "I LOVE Rick Riordan" Me: "in what way?" Bea: "SHUT UP!!!!!"

-"JERRY, I WANT A CUPPACINO!!!"(Jerry has been in SO many other skits since then...including being in  NASCAR, even though he needs glasses!)

-EVERYBODY DIE NOW!!!

-*to self* "Hooligan."

-*in horrible british accent* "'Ello, mate" *in better british accent* "Scots these days!"

-*in British accent* "THE KING IS DEAD, THE QUEEN IS IN SHACKLES! tea and crumpets?" 

-"I'm half cat!"(me) "i'm half chicken!" (Beatrix) "That could mean you chicken out of everything, you know that right?"(me again) "Shut. it."(Beatrix)

-Bea:"Nerd" Me:"Thank you!" 

"There you have it, your deformed dinosaur PB&J!"

"I have to deal with Lydia playing an extremely shrill recorder version of Hot Cross Buns every day. Just shoot me now" 

"What's brown and sticky? Steven's hair." 

"Hey, I'm not judging you, my sister is obsessed with warrior cat memes and eating butter, so..."

"i'm not running across that raging stampede of testosterone!"

"If you put another picture of Shrek on our powerpoint I swear I'll slap you" 

"Sorry, Harry, love conquers everything except middle-school dodgeball games."

"What does your butt have to do with how tall you are?"

"I didn't forget my jeans! I'm just really progressive for the Great Depression!"

"I'm late." "Hi, late, I'm Alex."

"Wait, so the dragon falls in love with Edward? Or is it with the universe?"

"Why am I supposed to know when you have dance lessons?" "You're supposed to know everything!"

"We're trying to rehearse this scene! Stop popping bubble wrap!"

"No, we're friends because she's my husband."

"Yeah, I took this hat off one of the suits of armor and I've been wearing it all afternoon."

"Why isn't there a left-handed writing emoji? It's leftie discrimination!"

"Then you'd have to break both arms to get out of doing homework."

If anyone wants context for these, just ask. 

Yay, this thread is back!! I love reading these, they never fail to make me laugh. :) Here's a few from my friends.

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"Can you wax your brows with a peel-off face mask?"

"I like my soda extra spicy."

"Gina, you forgetful little son of a businessman!"

"He always looks so good but so scary at the same time."

"I love you, Kaz. You represent me on an emotional level. Physical too. Every level. I'm literally speaking nonsense." 

"Sometimes I feel like Pinterest silently judges me. Like I'll look up something for a project that sounds really weird and then they will keep suggesting pictures in that category as if reminding me of my shame." 

"Stop laughing, your abs are going to explode!"