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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
"Inara actually has feet shaped like shoes...we'll see how she turns out."
"You should start eating little children. Great nutritional benefits."
"All of our piano teachers turned out to be cowards and left."
(March 9, 2018 - 3:53 pm)
The first one made me laugh out loud. xD
(March 10, 2018 - 4:02 pm)
(November 12, 2018 - 12:30 pm)
My little sister just said my feet smelled like pizza.
. . . . is that a good thing or not. . . ?
(March 10, 2018 - 11:29 am)
This may be one of my favorite threads.
"I wanna have a really expensive, nice house."
"Then you need to get a really well-paying job."
*Stares off into the distance* "Home Depot..."
"I don't like singing in public."
"Why not? You like talking in public."
"The only thing that can beat this mellow cream cheese is Febreeze!"
*Singing* "Q is the stupidest numberrrr~"
(March 12, 2018 - 6:01 pm)
"OH NO, do not freak-out-frenzy on me now!"
"I love your outfit! It's so... liturgical!"
"I bet you ten bucks that one of the sixth-grade boys will eat a marshmallow off the floor."
"CYNTHIA!!!"
(March 19, 2018 - 8:42 am)
The following is a real conversation between me and a five-year old
"Hey, I'm going to have a company."
"Okay, uh... who's it going to be?"
"Bill the Beagle."
"Bill the Beagle?!"
"Yeah, Bill the Beagle. Remember, I have a picture of him."
"Bill the Beagle died two years ago."
"Yeah, I know."
"... Do you know what 'company' means?"
"No."
*pure confusion on my part* "Company is when someone visits you."
"Hahaha!!!"
(March 27, 2018 - 2:49 pm)
“The chess board is in the House. Attention. The chess board is in the House.”
In reply, “OH MY GOSH REALLY?!? IM FREAKING OUT”
”I really like Checkers”
In reply, *friends burst out laughing, can’t stop*
Lalalalalalalala LUCKY!!
Whoop whoop! Elemelons
SCOTT STERLING!!! THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
Hey Nick, are you going to be Peter again?
“This is so boring” in reply “You’re boring”
4 way chess for the win!!!
Attention. Sophia has traversed the fourth dimension.
“Why are you always in the library? It’s like you live here”
in reply, “EXACTLY”
”It doesn’t matter if you’re way off track FEEL LIKE IM HEADING FOR A HEART ATTACK”
In reply, *Nick falls over onto floor like an explosion just happened*
(April 4, 2018 - 5:37 pm)
I kinda thought of more... (The self-proclaimed loser has some more nonsense to share so everyone shut your pie holes)
~ Ayla:"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" Carly: "She's the weird one!"
~ "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BURNT PIECE OF CRUST!!!"
~ "Band people are nice!"
~ "Who wears sweaters in 90 DEGREE WEATHER?!?!?"
~ Kyra: "Hamilton sucks." Mari: "WHO ARE YOU TO SAY SUCH NONSENSE."
(April 6, 2018 - 3:17 am)
Just remembered this:
"If I didn't care about my grade, I would answer 'COMMUNISM' to all of these questions."
(April 7, 2018 - 11:01 am)
I keep thinking of stuff...
~ Maggie: "Who's Rick Riordan?" Me: "How the heck do you not know who Rick Riordan is?!?!?!?!?"
~ "I don't know who wrote the Harry Potter series."
~ "I haven't even watched the first episode of Yuri on Ice but I'm proud of you anyway."
~ "We should just call this the 'I hate Sauske club'!"
~ "I don't want that. I mean, I want it but you can have it."
~ "MY FOOOD!!!!"
~ "Guys, George Eaker can only count to seven."
~ "Mo got banned because she didn't sit at the table yesterday."
(April 7, 2018 - 8:06 pm)
"Pikachu is pixelating one pixel at a time."
"The Jigglypuff is coming!"
"I tried to abbreviate 'break up the tension' on the hangouts. Didn't go so well."
"Moist! These stairs make me moist!"
(April 8, 2018 - 5:49 pm)
I just remembered that one of my friends said this:
"A pika-pikachu! A chuca-chucapi!"
(April 8, 2018 - 5:52 pm)
"Defenestrate is a word which here means to chuck something out the window at a very high velocity."
"I LIKE COFFEE, I LIKE TEA, I WANT TO EAT A BAG OF THESE"
"Watch out, here comes the danger boy!"
"Sit by my side and you will see what it's like to sit by me..."
"'I hereby dub this mountain: Jar Jar Peaks.' 'Meesa mountain! blupleborgfinetionsns har har har'"
(April 25, 2018 - 12:01 pm)
(May 13, 2018 - 5:23 pm)