"There's a circle in a circle! Ohmygosh that's just like meee! This poor circle, needs a haircut but the circle won't set her free! She passes time by circle-ing like another circle I know! As circles go by she sits and waits, AS CIRCLES GO BY OH NO! A tortourus circle (I don't remember this circle!) She wishes she were cirlce! Skip Ahead Skip Ahead (continued)"

This has made me laugh so hard XD

"I'm just gonna yeet my way outa here"

That's all I got for now. 

"Every day of my life, I die."

"pUH- fect!"

"Nice going, Cheeto!"

"Okay, don't bother me unless you're bleeding or on fire."

"You are reading The Giver???"

"[A teacher] called me serious. I was deeply offended."

"Oh my gosh, there's an inflatable doughtnut right there! L., get the inflatable doughtnut! No, wait- a teacher's coming. Get the inflatable doughtnut later."

"Bookie McBookface needs a grande latte from Starbucks."

*Rereading a book that ends in a big cliffhanger* "My ThEoRy Is GrOwInG" 

My CAPTCHA said his name! Well, he said tboo, but still he said his name!  

"You know what stinks? Everything."

"You spell frickin with a ph??? With a frickin PH???"

"You invented a superhero universe but you can't find the right sized clothing. Pull it together, Stan."

"I made a stick person look weird. I don't know how that is physically possible."

"poke 'im, [my brother]! Poke 'im! Poke 'im GOOD!"

"--But I thought the dragon wasn't going to eat my dad!" (If you get that reference I will give you free virtual cookies)

"If your last name is Hamilton and you really want something done for you, just add 'that would be enough' to the end of whatever you're saying." 

This thread is too beautiful to die!!! Top, top, toptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptoptop!!!

And now, funny things we've said, spring break and the week before that edition~

-Me: Gavin, is my foot free real estate?

Gavin: No, but Loagn's foot is

-Me: Gavin, I have a gift for you! *Hands a ripped-off piece of paper english folder*

Teacher: And what a gift it is!

~2 minutes later~

Me: Stop trying to re-gift my gift back to me!

-Me: what's that?

My sister: um... polished andesite, some kind of rock

Me: Ooooooh! I wanna eat it!

-Me: Your new name is Seed!

~Later~

Me: wait, who the heck is that?

Sister: That's Seed!

-"OLIVER DOESN'T KNOW WHO MICHAEL JORDAN IS!!!!"

-"I was using LOGIC in MATH, and this is what we were supposed to do???"

-"I need to itch my pocket"

-"Oh no, I drew on Jesus!"

-"Put the bird on top of the tiger! It's SIMBER!"

-"I'll go get it, I'm just a pathetic quesadilla anyways"

-"I AM THE INFINITE MASTER OF EVERYTHING BACAUSE I'M WEARING FAKE RED GLASSES"

-"A dementor's breath smells like hot garbage"

-'I think I have fluff up my nose"

-"Becky lives in a cave."

"No-- not the PIPE CLEANERS!" 

Just a little more! Top!!