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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
"Thar's the bell... Junior high sucks"
"You need some smartitude"
"Your face is the most disgusting thing ever."
"You're an awful grape"
"Your butt is an idiot."
"We da bois! And girl."
"There's no singing during quizzes."
"I hope to see you never. Then again, I have to see you on Thursday."
"We have to say duh to everything Eliza says." "You guys are idiots." "DUH!"
(August 28, 2018 - 4:10 pm)
"OH MY GOSH I'M A MILK DUD PROPHETESS!!!"
(August 29, 2018 - 1:30 pm)
Someone who said some of these things just joined the CB as pinetrees!
"Oh my gosh and Brandon Urie has a big forehead and I have a big forehead so it would work!"
"I cast Lin-Manuel Miranda as everyone."
"And Moon could be that tree over there."
"Let's write down they're D&D alignments but instead of 'good,' we say 'wholesome,' and instead of 'evil,' we say 'edgy'."
"MY D&D ALIGNMENT IS CHAOTIC PRUNE!"
(August 29, 2018 - 4:27 pm)
YOU HAvE REFERANCED MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS, HAMILTON, AND D&D
*fanpersoning*
(August 30, 2018 - 11:37 pm)
*fanpersons back*
I can provide context if you want.
(August 31, 2018 - 7:24 pm)
This is everything relevantly funny my classmates and I have said from Wednesday to today. Prepare yourselves.
"Doop de doop da I suck yaaay"
"The foot lettuce is real."
"It's raining tacos"
"Harry Potter sucks" "I want to Avada Kedavra you so much right now."
"What if a taco was president"
"Laa de daa why am I singing I'm stupid"
"Yeah cool now shut up."
"I'm killing him! With pain!"
"I will poke you to death."
"Do a jam!" *Starts doing the Macarena to Don't Stop Believing*
"Get off my foot" "never"
"I know some F words... like... FRITTERS! WHAAAAAAAT?!!!"
"Your butt is overrated"
"It's illegal for us to use the little kid potty."
"Because I am a deep, soulful child... sometimes."
Boo says uuux. Uuuuh axe?! Wait, where did that come from?!?!
(August 31, 2018 - 4:22 pm)
SHY PEACOOOOOCK! *Tackle hugs* I missed you! *Smile turns fearful* You have to help me! The Wings of Fire RP is dying! *Runs away*
(September 1, 2018 - 11:44 am)
*Plays piano with a Batman mask on* "I am Bachman!"
(September 1, 2018 - 11:46 am)
*basks in the glory of the puns*
(September 4, 2018 - 8:33 pm)
"You shall be learned in the arts of mermaid"
"I seriously need more walnuts"
Also, my brother once described his theology class as "Jesus- y".
Boo says powt. Pout? Boo, don't pout.
(September 1, 2018 - 8:33 pm)
Oops. Admins, could you please change the comment I just posted to be submitted by Soren Infinity? (Typing on my phone and pressed the wrong button XP)
I can't tell which comment you mean. You need to tell me what it says.
Admin
(September 1, 2018 - 8:35 pm)
The one that says you will be learned in the arts of mermaid, my brother described his theology class as Jesus-y, submitted by Soren InTOPity! not Soren Infinity.
(September 2, 2018 - 7:20 am)
Oh my gosh this killed me.
"STOP PICKING AT THEM!! It's gonna get infected and then you're gonna be like" *makes voice broken and nasally* " 'MY LEGS HATE MY DEODERANT!!!' "
Explanations will be given upon request... XP
(September 2, 2018 - 5:47 pm)
Have I not posted on this thread yet? That's criminal! My friends have said some pretty iconic™ things so here are a few great ones.
- "Your backpack reminds me of you. It's all dark and edgy, but then there are sparkles."
- "Fight me" "Gladly" "No please don't hurt me I'm innocent"
- "Can you wax your brows with a peel-off face mask?"
- "Hey, I'm going to get some [mumbling a bit] do you want any" "Did you say pie?" "I said water"
(September 2, 2018 - 7:47 pm)
Oops, it turns out I did already paid on this thread! And I accidentally repeated a quote. Ah well what can you do.
(September 4, 2018 - 1:07 am)