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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
The poop was lazered away
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I can legally shoot you and steal your puppy
(August 10, 2018 - 3:43 pm)
MY HEADPHONES FELL IN MY GARLIC BREAD -Ty
(August 10, 2018 - 4:51 pm)
"I smell like watermelon now." "HA it's pacific cooler." "WATERMELON!"
"NO DON'T EAT THE COOKIES!"
"Do we have... telekinetic feet?!"
(August 11, 2018 - 7:20 am)
"BABIES HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS"
(August 11, 2018 - 10:59 am)
"Get your foot out of my butt!"
"Aww, my marshmallow died!"
(August 13, 2018 - 4:09 pm)
I think I might have said this at one point after my marshmallow fell off my stick. Thwn I got another one and lit it on fire, fun times people, fun times.
rytv
Right.? You dont believe me?
(August 14, 2018 - 1:20 pm)
"SWEET UNUSUAL BUTT FUNK!"
(August 14, 2018 - 11:50 am)
"... A 200-pound fly by the name of Yoda..."
"Yeah, so I was playing mad libs and somehow Logan ended up teaching cats how to play video games."
"For it's one! Two! 4,321 strikes your out at the ooooold baaaaaall gaaaaaaaame!"
"I mean, we call Josie slugger, but what should we call Jack? Putter?" *Said in unison: "HEY GOLFER GOLFER... HEY GOLFER GOLFER PUT! PUT GOLFER!"
(August 14, 2018 - 2:49 pm)
*rips a leaf off a tree and bites into it* "asmr"
"Well, you didn't have to eat powdered eggs for two years"
"OMG! It's like a mullet as a shirt!"
"I'm a gem out of all you stones"
"Stop, she's gonna pee her footies!"
"You look like the angel of death"
"Did you.. just throw your eye goop on Jesus?"
"I'm not gonna write that! My fingers are too pure!" this same friend also texted me this- "Excuse my language but WTF! F=frick"
"Yeet if you like Dr. Pepper"
"Abby's a bit busy choking herself with a jump rope"
*faint duck calls in the distance* "and there's Lydia"
(August 14, 2018 - 4:09 pm)
I can relate to the duck calls, How we show Ashita that we have arrived at her house is just duck noises. *sneaks up behind Ashita* *inhales silently* *extremely loud quacking noises*
turr
Turd? Mor. STop being immature. *when Mor leaves* *snort* Turd
(August 14, 2018 - 9:36 pm)
"Wow. That's quite impressive double-chin dancing."
"THAT... That should not be humanly possible." *In reaction to me putting my legs over my shoulders, then behind my head, and then to top it all off balancing my horizontal body on my hands with my elbows planted under my hips* *I just felt like I had to justify that with an explanation because it's pretty vague*
"What the logic have you illogically done."
"AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" "But we barely know each other!" "... THAAAAAAAAAT IS THE FUN PAAAAAAART!!!" "You're insane." "YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!" "Cool. Got that settled, can I have your number?"
"What is your life?" "I don't know. I've always thought it was some kind of clock-" "It was a rhetorical question." "...Well I-" *First person runs away from second person*
(August 14, 2018 - 11:28 pm)
"I bet the sun needs to put on sunscreen all the time,"
"I'm a sparkly viking,"
"Wait, ode to toilet?"
-all from my sibling
WAIT NO BANBA DON'T SAY THAT-- beep, technical difficulties
(August 15, 2018 - 12:41 pm)
"Visible Infinite Magical Go-Fish with a T-Rex"
It's a card game me and my friends created.
(August 15, 2018 - 3:58 pm)
Today was the first day of school and I got reunited with my super weird friends, so obviously, "Oliver! You disobeyed the laws of butt reservation!"
Boo, you look so cute in a hat!
(hatv!)
(August 15, 2018 - 4:35 pm)
Can we keep it language-free and polite, too, please?
(August 16, 2018 - 10:31 am)