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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
"You sound like a farting chicken."
"Gavin! There's a yeeting ferretgoat outside!" "Is it Jeff?" "Yes it is Jeff."
"Are you tazeable?"
"You know, before we were friends, we were a lot nicer to each other."
"I swear you just said the phrase runaway beard."
"I totally need a skatebook now."
"Backpack abuse"
"I will shove you all to Mars"
"Guys, I'm not Logan..." *Takes glasses off* I'm Logan."
(September 11, 2018 - 4:45 pm)
"What's the weather like outside?" "FALSE."
(September 12, 2018 - 12:36 am)
- "Yoot"
- "Yeetith"
- "We share custody of him"
- "You touching my arm personally offends me"
- "It's not delivery, it's Bonjour-no."*
- "Who dips their carrots in FRANCH DRESSING?!"*
- "They're all sevvies now"
- "Casually looking up Panic! at the Disco songs"
- "The art classroom is like Disneyland for introverts!"
- "I like the hat" "THAT'S INDIANA JONES YOU DUMMY"
- "I don't remember who plays Indiana Jones" "So you know the guy who plays Han Solo, right?"
- "We quote vines literally every conversation"
*The France and French puns always happen during French class.
(September 14, 2018 - 1:18 pm)
"I'm a meditating ninja HOOOOOMME... HOOOOOMME... AREN'T I SO PEACEFUL?! HOOOOOMME..."
"Daises blow up"
"I will kill you all... and I will be happy. Actually no please don't die"
"Planner police"
"Horsie dead. Need. Air."
"Oliver, stop hyperventilating."
"Them fairies, they're just so greasy."
"I am a huge, slimy, mysterious spider Man!"
(September 14, 2018 - 1:53 pm)
Random things from real life and my friends' email chat thread....
"I HATE feet. HATE them."
"'Oh my goodness, I know what a begonia is!'"
My friend emailed me about how she was singing a parody of a Lady Gaga song... "The Praetorian way, the Praetorian way, wearin' this red armor the Praetorian way..."
"Is your hair blockers? Or block? Google seems convinced that your hair is block shaped."
"The answers gmail suggested for that were: I know! Me too! and I love it! Gmail clearly doesn't know what the zombie apocalypse is." "
"I am very interested in the state of Inara's hair."
"Sarah, you poor thing! You poor, shadow eyed thing!"
"Will someone please call Inara's parents and tell them she fell over again?"
(September 14, 2018 - 2:14 pm)
"HOLY CRAPPLE FRITTERS ON A SHTICK!"
"I want to um, uh, um, die. That's why I need to steal this deck of cards."
(September 14, 2018 - 4:38 pm)
"So I can do everything."
"No, you can't swim."
"I CAN PUPPYDOG PADDLE."
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"Asdfghjkl- no asdfhlgkj - ACK."
"Just spam your keyboard to get asdfghjkl."
Hey, Chili says Roar! Her first word!
(September 14, 2018 - 7:18 pm)
"I have no friends." "I find that statement false because if it is true for you then it personally offends me."
"Everything is honky dory." "'Kay making that into a meme now." -I actually going to draw a meme from that. Would anybody care to see it when I draw it up? :)
(September 15, 2018 - 2:02 am)
I would! :D
(September 15, 2018 - 3:57 pm)
ME TOO!
(September 15, 2018 - 5:21 pm)
I'd personally like to see the meme...
(September 15, 2018 - 7:36 pm)
Cool. Drawing it up today, then!
(September 16, 2018 - 6:14 pm)
Here it is!
(September 16, 2018 - 7:57 pm)
WAIT WHAT THAT"S THE WRONG ONE SORRY
(September 16, 2018 - 10:24 pm)
*snort* *weird laughter that sounds kinda like hissing, very squeaky hissing*
aynf
Ayyyy
*calculating how long I have left to stay tiny*
*laughter*
(September 17, 2018 - 11:07 am)