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Funny Things my Friends Have Said, which is either number five or six. I know Abi usually does this but I couldn't resist making another one, since they always make me laugh. Also, I've learned to write down funny things my friends & family say.
"You DON'T need to tell me where my FACE is."
"I cordiallly invite you to play Assassin's Creed tonight...no wait, scratch that, I'll eat toast."
"You should dye your hair light black!"
"I hit Inara!" "No, you hit the chair, and will you STOP THROWING THE CHICKEN!"
"My goat supply is secure!!"
"We're going to a Hunger Games tournament." "REALLY?" "No, it's just archery class." "Aww..."
"Does technology include Oreos? Just wondering."
"Kylo Ren is a shiny crab that SINGS."
-that time when my friend Sarah was describing her plan to become a hermit and live in a hut in the woods, (out of her exasperation with humanity) and our friend Maggie overheard the conversation, made an indignant expression, and said "Did you steal my plan?" and then said "Well, we'll just have to have a hermit rivalry, then."
"DEATH PICKLES."
"Guys! We need to go and set up lawn chairs in the mall and get into wizard robes and sit and Avada Kedavra everyone who walks by, and see how long we can go before the police show up and detain us."
"You read E-BOOKS??" "Yeah...?" "I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU."
"It was REALLY good, although I'm sure you could poke a dozen holes in the plot with a toothpick"
"I ended up pacing back and forth until like 1:00"
"Miraculous Ladybug Is The Only Repetitive Show I Like."
"I'm quite chuffed about how these characters have turned out."
submitted by Leafpool, age Finite, This side of reality
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
(February 16, 2018 - 4:47 pm)
"If there's a TV show called Salsa, is there a TV show called Guacamole?"
"OOOH! OOOH! THE FLIPPY THINGIES!!!!"
"I'm now in idiot mode."
" He was mad at us because our gate was locked so he couldn't tresspass to get to school."
" Freakazoid."
" Can we stop talking about my misreable lovelife?"
(August 24, 2018 - 4:58 pm)
"Give me my brain back."
"Cheese and crackers, that's your leadership quality!"
"Ow. Right in the belly button."
"Juicy vegetarian yeeting ferretgoat meat"
"What's that?" "A yeeting ferretgoat."
"IIIIIIIIII want a yeeting ferretgoat for Christmas..."
"That looks disgusting." "YOU look disgusting!" "Why thank you."
"Rays of happiness"
"Mrs. Hester is carrying a naked bananana."
"Blobby flock of M birds"
"My twig is named Jeff"
"You smell like rasin bran."
"Baby dinosaur cat"
(August 24, 2018 - 5:48 pm)
"You didn't kill it all the way, now it's in pain!" "Says the girl who sent me a video of her cutting the head off a ladybug with scissors"
"It takes true talent to fling a pen across the room with your hair"
"I RAN 100 YARDS FOR YOU BECAUSE I MY MOM TOLD ME YOU WERE UPSET. I DON'T EVEN RUN FOR A PE GRADE!"
"My guilty pleasure is dipping baloney balls in maple syrup"
"I think you could pull off Dora's haircut"
"Non many people can say they've seen a picture of a nun shooting an AK-47."
"I don't give a diddly darn" "Watch your languAGE KAY YOU'RE ON THIN (Censored) ICE!"
"So yeah, I love waking up to the sound of the kazoo at six in the morning."
"Oh my heavens! You're showing your knees! SHAME! DISHONOR!"
"Leave room for Jesus.......and Mary......... and Joseph.......... and all 12 of his disciples!"
(August 24, 2018 - 11:52 pm)
Haha I LOVE those. Especially the one with the nun, and all of them after that.
(August 28, 2018 - 9:24 am)
"*gasp* That was EBAY?! I was so young and foolish...."
"Her majesty Princess Wincess will TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
"My name ith Edbna Shmith!" (Not real name)
(sung) "He wants his scooter back.... Unheard of! Absurd! He wants his scooter baaack, unthinkable... Just look at his face... He loves it! He wants it! And look at his eyes... They're, uh, blue..."
"YOUR. HAIR. IS. GLORIOUS."
"Ooh! Ooh! OOH! Can I please have some war paint!"
"Oh no, that's uh, uh, um, uh, that's my car!"
"I'm still stuck with this lame-o DODGE BALL!"
"Alriiight, but you owe me a bubble slushy."
(August 25, 2018 - 7:31 am)
"There's OIL in the SOIL!"
"And then my dog gut run over by a turban..."
"Glorf? Glord? Dorf? GOLBIDY? I don't know..."
(August 25, 2018 - 11:37 am)
"lifesaver hoarder."
"John- stop- hitting- me- with- waterr!"
"OH MY GOSH IT'S A HEALTHY POPTART"
(August 25, 2018 - 8:17 pm)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! A healthy pop tart!! Best. Oxymoron. Ever!!
(August 26, 2018 - 1:19 am)
"That's FAKE peanut butter, yo! It AIN'T REAL!"
(August 26, 2018 - 3:04 pm)
"nobody's butt smells like flowers."
(August 26, 2018 - 5:26 pm)
A flower's butt does
(August 27, 2018 - 7:17 pm)
good point. XP
(August 27, 2018 - 8:08 pm)
"You can't hoodwink me because I'm GEEEEOOOOOOORRRGE WASHINGTON!"
(August 27, 2018 - 5:00 pm)
"I am a butt shark NAH NAH... NAH NAH... nahnahnananahnahnanaNA"
"It looks like you dipped your hair in the blood of your enemies." "I dipped it in dye you FOOL!" "dont kill meeeeeeeeee"
"HAHAHA I LIVED THROUGH THE FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL" "No you didnt" *sudden realization* "you're right" *faceplants*
"steals" "returns"
"You see a bright light flash in your vision" "I just start vomiting" "Im so sorry that we caused you to vomit your drowness" "imma stealth away" *rolls a dice* "4" "you just stumble away, hitting many things as you go"
If you need context then feel free to ask!
(August 27, 2018 - 8:48 pm)
"I don't wanna hear about your metaphorical cherry tree!"
"Did I leave my phone in the car?" "I don't know, but everyone just took Atton's bottom off..."
I will provide explanations if anyone wants me to!
(August 28, 2018 - 12:56 pm)