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FICTIONAL PROBLEMS!!!! I
FICTIONAL PROBLEMS!!!! I read some of our posts of this in this months magazine and thought, "Hey, that was fun, what happened to that thread?" So I'm making a new one. If you don't know how it works I'll explain. Someone posts a fake problem like, Help I have to defeat a cyclops and all I have is a large tureen of mushroom soup! And the next person posts a resoloution like, Toss the soup into his one eye to blind him, Then the person can post their own problem and other people will answer it.
Here's the first one, There is a large robot guarding the doorway to the room where someone will blow up the world, all I have to defeat the robot is a large bag of cotton candy and a small bag of marshmallows. What do I do?
submitted by Forrest
(March 6, 2015 - 7:50 am)
(March 6, 2015 - 7:50 am)
Easy! Stuff the cotton candy and marshmallows into its circuits and joints, making it malfunction and freeze!
Help me, help me, I have a tube of toothpaste and a stick and I'm supposed to conquer a raging rhino!
(March 6, 2015 - 4:17 pm)
Stand your ground and when the rhino charges, squirt toothpaste into his face. Then tickle him with the stick.
New problem: Drat, there are 20 evil clones with guns outside my door and are going to bash it down any minute, and all I have is a dozen cinnamon rolls and 5 huge Pixi Stix (3 grape and 2 cherry)! HEELLLLPPPP!!!!
(March 11, 2015 - 9:09 pm)
St. Owl, you should definitely brush his teeth with the stick and the toothpaste. Or just throw the stick at him. Whatever works.
(March 11, 2015 - 9:23 pm)
Poke him in the eye with the stick, then while it's bellowing in pain, pour the toothpaste down his throat to choke him.
But I have bigger problems: I'm being charged by a firebreathing dragon, with only a nail file and a lemon!
(March 25, 2015 - 5:46 pm)
I've got an idea for the dragon problem. How about when he opens his mouth, throw the lemon down his throat, because it will choke him. Plus, if it doesn't, it will hopefully be kinda cold, so he won't breathe fire.
If that doesn't work, throw the nail file and run.
Hey, what about me? I have to get a unicorn out of the 38th floor of a building and I have an inch of thread and 5 cold enchiladas.
(April 8, 2015 - 4:34 pm)
Lure him out with da enchiladas!
(April 9, 2015 - 5:27 pm)
Seriously? Now I am going to keep calling you enchilada unicorn.
(April 12, 2015 - 12:40 pm)
*laughs evily*
(May 4, 2015 - 7:27 pm)
TOPTOPTOPTOP
(March 11, 2015 - 10:31 am)
TOPTOPTOP
(March 11, 2015 - 8:21 pm)
An elephant fell through my roof and spilled maple syrup all over my piano! How can I play now?
(March 11, 2015 - 9:21 pm)
Do mine first, dude(ette)!!!
(March 11, 2015 - 11:57 pm)
Quicksilver's a boy.
(March 12, 2015 - 11:24 am)
@Somebody: They simply want your sugar! Split up the treats evenly and distribute.
@Quicksilver: Make the Elephant clean up his mess!
And by the way, Fluffy my rabbit is threatining me with a bazooka; how do I calm her down?
(March 12, 2015 - 1:14 pm)
Easy; give her a carrot.
Heeelp meee. I am in a lava pit and the nearest shore is miles away! All I have is a burning plank of wood and a half-empty water bottle. How do I survive????
(March 12, 2015 - 3:42 pm)