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A revival of the old thread; self-explanatory
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"so my printer just printed out 75 pages of wingdings and a picture of obama" - L
"what are you and C plotting?" - M
"world domination" - L
"some guy in my congress asked what the SI unit of measurement was for pain, and some guy said tears. the first guy said: i have eactly 1.6 liters of pain" - C
"is there another person who would like to go with jaimie so she doesn't get mobbed?" - my student government teacher
"after an incident involving a cursed pepper factor" - C
"what jayden is trying to say is that life is too short to be wasted on the belief that you are something you are. In fact, he makes a metaphor that connects to the real world, as it shows us that we cannot be what we aren't and we should not yearn to be what we aren't because we will never become this. a person impersonating as a duck cannot truly be a duck, even if they believe it. in reality, society dictates what we can be, and although we are parts of society we are but a tiny fragment of it as a singular person. to truly be something, we need supporters, a group that will affirm this position and make it ture. a group that can prove any other opinion wrong. as much as we think that religion and race separate us, in reality it is how we protect and affirm our beliefs that separates most of us." - N
"So who was around when N started his descent into the dark and morbid jaws of philosophy?" - L
"I like eating duck with sauce :D" - L
"I like eating sauce with duck" - D
"i like drowning people in sauce" - H
"happy jily deathday" - C
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I have a whole quote book full of these but I don't want to overwhelm the admins with stupid quotes all at once so I'll post some more later XD
submitted by Rainbow Riot
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
I have so manyy:
"Ladies, ladies... please. Theres enough of me for the both of you" -Ai
*In a british accent* "Put the (bleep bleep) taco down!" -M
"So... you like your windows dirty?" (Insert smug smile here) - H trying to rizz me up
"Lana Del Ray? More like Lana Del Slayyy" -E
"Spidermod, spidermod, does whatever a mod can. Can he ban? Yes he can. For he is spidermod" -E on a discord server we made
'Yeah I've read the Bible... my favorite part was when Gabriel came down to Mary and said, 'do not be afraid Mary, for you have found the Lord's sickest of beats.'" -Au
"C, go hang out with your maidens" (the maidens in question happen to be a buch of worms) -R
"Dost thou loot lettuce?" -Ai
(October 24, 2023 - 8:53 pm)
Me: D'you think it's going to clear up?
H: Two-for-one pizzas!
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(Upon B being irritating to A)
B: oh, really? The things you learn.
A: I know, right? You must always be open to the educative moment.
B (dangerously): It so happens I have a large bottle of dihydrogen monoxide in my backpack. Would you like a drink?
M: Help someone do something!!! B's planning to explode the cafeteria with dihydrogen monoxide!! Take it away from him!!!
C: Calm down, dihydrogen monoxide is the scientific name for water.
(October 28, 2023 - 5:46 pm)
Digging back and trying to find more CB friendly quotes! Here ya go:
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C: I've been rejected once and broken up with twice. Beat that!
Me (W): Does it count if I've been divorced 6 times?
H: No, Henry VIII, it doesnt (eyeroll)
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Au: Who wants to go skateboarding?
E: Me, for I adore skateboarding!
Ai: Said Edgar Allan Poe, eagerly gripping his longboard
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R: I ate some grass today...
M: Daaanggg really going through your villan arc are you now?
R: No! It's not like all the grass is gone.
Au: Guys? What's grass?
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C: We all know that H is the most loved of us all
E: Yeah. I have his picture in the yearbook circled in red pen.
Me (W): and I have a shrine to him in my basement
Au: I have a whole digital folder of just like 500 pics of him
C: Yup... we even built a Minecraft world deticated to him
Me (W): There are temples deticated to him everywhere and realistic pictures of him carved into the mountains
Au: And for some reason, people think we're obsessed with H (Dramatic sigh)
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M: I just love Amazon... where else would i find the perfect sized watermelon man throw blanket
(October 30, 2023 - 11:30 pm)
not me checking Amazon for watermelon man throw blankets~
(October 31, 2023 - 6:07 pm)
No wayyy XD.
(November 1, 2023 - 6:57 pm)
:D
(October 31, 2023 - 8:40 pm)
That "Just A Girl Who Loves Watermelon" blanket is so cute!!
(October 31, 2023 - 10:37 pm)
"HeheHEEHEHHEHE" -my laugh
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"Okay, try to find Oozmigascar on the map." -Me
"Is that even a place?" -S
"Yeah! *lauGH hiCCUP*" -T
"Where is it near?" -S
"Near RuSsIA--" -Me and T dying at this point, knowing that S is just playing along, but it's still funny
(November 1, 2023 - 12:22 pm)
more quotes :D
"do you enjoy being brutally honest?"
"yes."
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*chanting* "CHICK-FIL-A! CHICK-FIL-A! CHICK-FIL-A! CHICK-FIL-A!"
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*everyone loudly and angrily discussing mobile game ads*
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"ok class, what's the first thing that comes to mind when you think about marketing?"
"STICKERS! PACKAGING! SHIPPING! STICKERS! STICKERS! STICKERS!"
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"I just robbed a bank."
(November 2, 2023 - 1:30 pm)
Teacher: so, what are some ways you can get to know your peers better?
Classmate: stalk them
Teacher: ... I suppose so...
Classmate: YESSS!!!
(November 2, 2023 - 5:21 pm)
Cocoa: Haha, I'm so funny.
Jack Frost: Relatable.
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Troop leader: and guess what guys, I even made an agenda for us to help with our meetings!!
Cocoa: is it cute?
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Cocoa: MARRY ME! *gets on one knee and pops open Bitzee*
Jack Frost: oooh.. *grabs Bitzee and starts playing*
Cocoa: wait, no, give that back!
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Jack Frost (out of nowhere): beware the all-powerful banana!! *points banana at me and Cocoa*
Me and Cocoa: NOOO!! *falls to the floor*
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Drama teacher: I love how whenever I walk into the classroom everyone's screaming and running and throwing things around and then (Celine)'s just here in the corner reading
(November 4, 2023 - 3:04 pm)
we should set up a comedy TV show or something, we all seem to have the most hilarious friends ever... practically every single quote on here is a masterpiece
(December 3, 2023 - 2:40 pm)
(December 3, 2023 - 10:29 pm)
Me: It's an imagination box! You can wish for anything you want inside!
S: I wish for a cardboard box.
Me: It's an imagination box, not a reality box.
(December 3, 2023 - 11:43 pm)
My friends and I: Ugh, it's so cold. I'm freezing.
O: Cold is a mindset. also gravity is a mindset
*us yelling at O* MOONWALK!!!
P after practice: Juice or naner? (banana) (While trying to maintain balance on the bumpiest moving bus)
J:I'm going to use the money for getting a horse to get some conveyer belts. Then I'll get more money and get a horse
L: no that's not going to work. It doesn't even make sense
J: BUT IF YOU GET CONVEYER BELTS YOU CAN STEAL THINGS
L: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard
That's just the few off the top of my head
(December 7, 2023 - 6:39 pm)