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A revival of the old thread; self-explanatory
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"so my printer just printed out 75 pages of wingdings and a picture of obama" - L
"what are you and C plotting?" - M
"world domination" - L
"some guy in my congress asked what the SI unit of measurement was for pain, and some guy said tears. the first guy said: i have eactly 1.6 liters of pain" - C
"is there another person who would like to go with jaimie so she doesn't get mobbed?" - my student government teacher
"after an incident involving a cursed pepper factor" - C
"what jayden is trying to say is that life is too short to be wasted on the belief that you are something you are. In fact, he makes a metaphor that connects to the real world, as it shows us that we cannot be what we aren't and we should not yearn to be what we aren't because we will never become this. a person impersonating as a duck cannot truly be a duck, even if they believe it. in reality, society dictates what we can be, and although we are parts of society we are but a tiny fragment of it as a singular person. to truly be something, we need supporters, a group that will affirm this position and make it ture. a group that can prove any other opinion wrong. as much as we think that religion and race separate us, in reality it is how we protect and affirm our beliefs that separates most of us." - N
"So who was around when N started his descent into the dark and morbid jaws of philosophy?" - L
"I like eating duck with sauce :D" - L
"I like eating sauce with duck" - D
"i like drowning people in sauce" - H
"happy jily deathday" - C
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I have a whole quote book full of these but I don't want to overwhelm the admins with stupid quotes all at once so I'll post some more later XD
submitted by Rainbow Riot
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
"Its not a biography it is ReAlIsTiC fIcTiOn." -M
"Somone call a SWAT team [M] is plotting." -A
"I'm always plotting.*maniacle laughter*" -M
"Is that the moon or cheese?" -C
"What do you think [C]. It's outerspace." -M
"Cheese definetly." -C
"I'M NOT AN ALTO." -E
"Look up." -CA
"Look down. Look horizontally to the left. Look through the looking glass and into wonderland." -M
(December 8, 2023 - 2:41 pm)
does CA stand for Claire-Anya?? :O (anya is not a last name, admins)
(December 10, 2023 - 10:37 am)
No, they are the first and last intial of one of my friends (her first name is Chiara) - the closest actual name I know to the one you gave is Anna-Claire (again, Claire is note a last name). It would be cool if we knew the same person though
(December 10, 2023 - 2:09 pm)
Oh yes, I thought of another one the other day:
R: So, did you learn Danish officially, or did you just pick it up?
Y: Um... yes, yeah
M: Yes what?
Y: What was the question?
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R: That song was especially good for the dance of the dustercloths
(December 19, 2023 - 9:41 pm)
*talking about our math midterm*
An: so what did you do for the bonus? I did 1 and 3.
me: wait, you can do more than one?
An: ...yeah?
me: ohh... I just did 3 and spend the rest of my time drawing a comic
An: we love :)
An: *sucking a candy cane into a perfect 3-layered candy-dagger* watch out, I could totally kill you with this
me: *is awkwardly laughing bc I am awkward around An*
An: *pretend-stabs me*
me: that also can't be good cause of infection...
An: yeah, good point! *develops a maniacal smile*
Me: *is slightly disturbed but trying not to show it* *totally fails*
An: yeah, I shouldn't be so happy about that but for some reason I am?.... *sucks more vigorously*
*still talking about candy cane*
An: *licking candy-cane* you know, I like licking this candy cane like this, it's like a slide for your tongue
me: *doesn't know what to say*
An: yeah, I know I'm weird :)
me: *still doesn't know what to say*
*scout-led GS meeting*
Jack Frost: soo... I think that wraps up our meeting for today then?
me: Ig so... hey, did you know that bananas are berries? Look it up if you don't believe me!
Jack Frost: *looks it up* "berry: a small roundish juicy fruit without a stone" ok yeah first of all bananas aren't juicy, and also they aren't small and round-
me: but botanically speaking...
Jack Frost: I looked it up. Bananas aren't berries. Therefore, there is only one explanation.
me: ...?
Jack Frost: YOU LIED
me: *gaspp* NO! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT!
And I have more these are just the ones from the last few days I remember now
(December 20, 2023 - 3:09 am)
Omg I don't know why this is so endearing but it is. I wanna be ur friend irl lol
(December 20, 2023 - 12:47 pm)
"are you Swiss like the cheese?"
"no, I'm Swiss like the army knife"
(December 20, 2023 - 3:15 am)
(For context we're playing Mario kart)
A: Toad, I shall defeat you!!!
S: Sheesh, what did toad ever do to you?
A: I dunno, I have to take out my anger on someone!
Later, still playing Mario kart
A:* trying to pass toad* Toad, let me through! We were just friends the other day!
S: What day?
A: Uh—
Me: riggght, the whole 'taking out your anger' thing. Sounds like best friends to me. /sarcastic
(December 24, 2023 - 3:13 pm)
Oh and here's one more
S: A just casually dying in the corner
A: *Coughs* L said it was spicy so I had to try it
Me: Maybe you should stop burning your tongue off with hot sauce
A: *Runs of to get yet another glass of milk*
(December 24, 2023 - 3:16 pm)
E: You have a bubble!
Me: *gasps* YOU have a bubble!
R: *indignantly* So do you!
(December 29, 2023 - 6:15 pm)
I have so many lately!!
(December 30, 2023 - 6:59 pm)
Ok this happened yesterday and made me so happyyy idk why?? Just the whole thing made me laugh so hard??? It's not particularly funny but oh well
(January 23, 2024 - 8:39 pm)