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A revival of the old thread; self-explanatory
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"so my printer just printed out 75 pages of wingdings and a picture of obama" - L
"what are you and C plotting?" - M
"world domination" - L
"some guy in my congress asked what the SI unit of measurement was for pain, and some guy said tears. the first guy said: i have eactly 1.6 liters of pain" - C
"is there another person who would like to go with jaimie so she doesn't get mobbed?" - my student government teacher
"after an incident involving a cursed pepper factor" - C
"what jayden is trying to say is that life is too short to be wasted on the belief that you are something you are. In fact, he makes a metaphor that connects to the real world, as it shows us that we cannot be what we aren't and we should not yearn to be what we aren't because we will never become this. a person impersonating as a duck cannot truly be a duck, even if they believe it. in reality, society dictates what we can be, and although we are parts of society we are but a tiny fragment of it as a singular person. to truly be something, we need supporters, a group that will affirm this position and make it ture. a group that can prove any other opinion wrong. as much as we think that religion and race separate us, in reality it is how we protect and affirm our beliefs that separates most of us." - N
"So who was around when N started his descent into the dark and morbid jaws of philosophy?" - L
"I like eating duck with sauce :D" - L
"I like eating sauce with duck" - D
"i like drowning people in sauce" - H
"happy jily deathday" - C
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I have a whole quote book full of these but I don't want to overwhelm the admins with stupid quotes all at once so I'll post some more later XD
submitted by Rainbow Riot
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
(TW if religion stuff makes you uncomfortable)
bible study leader: What makes us different than animals?
K: we can share!!
*pause*
K: the gospel!!
*pause*
K: wait, bears can love, can't they?
(October 19, 2021 - 5:38 pm)
(October 20, 2021 - 10:49 am)
My English teacher: "Here's our warm up: if you could have lunch with any fictional character, who would it be and why?"
SF: "Thomas (she pronounced the th like th), Thomas the Train's cousin, who is a waterbottle and is married to Betty the blind waterbottle."
GR: "Bob the Builder, 'cause I wanna see if he can really build it."
(October 22, 2021 - 7:34 am)
A: I have achieved world domination
S: But does anyone really rule the world?
A: God I guess
S: But what if you don't believe in god?
A: Gosh you're right we should all just convert to jainism
S: ...
Another one...
A: *says anything*
P: A that was way too loud.
(October 22, 2021 - 9:27 pm)
(September 23, 2023 - 4:48 pm)
(September 23, 2023 - 8:13 pm)
(September 23, 2023 - 8:14 pm)
random things, idk if any of these are funny:
Butterfly's second-youngest sister: lEt mE iNnNnN I WANNA PLAY WITH (my real name)
Butterfly: *tries to get the door open* the door's stuck, leave us alone.
sister: nOoOOooOOOoOOoOoO I wAnNa pLaY wItH (my name)
Butterfly: if you want to get in you have to open the door!
sister: *opens door*
Butterfly: wait what no get out
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one of Dragonfly's friends at her birthday party: uhh, what's Hamilton?
Dragonfly: *loud and offended gasp*
me: *gasping with her*
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*me at Dragonfly's party with a towel on my head* I am the guardian spirit of towels. all must bow before me
(September 23, 2023 - 8:27 pm)
Yess those are funny! And yay this awesome thread is back up top!! I also have
Classmate: this is my llama. Praise him. *holds up a stuffed animal llama*
Whole class (praising him): ahhhhhhhh
(September 24, 2023 - 9:34 am)
(September 24, 2023 - 10:54 am)
omg I love these kinds of thread!
-"Freshly brewed water!"
-"I'm, like, freaking airport water." (said in a very serious, deadpan tone)
-"I like these pants because they're relaxed and straight, which is the opposite of me."
-"Brutus was one of the stabby stabbys." (context - we were talking about Julius Ceasar)
-"Cake is cake, whether it's legal or not."
-"I got the baby, the baby bubble! Now let’s all do the baby bubble shuffle!” (I will provide no context for this one)
-"You're about to fall off the curb..."
"I know, I like to live on the edge."
(September 24, 2023 - 1:37 pm)
"Do YoU HaVe ThE SaUcE?" -E
"AHHH don't make me scream I'm going to have to scream at enough people tonightttt" -P
"Well you looked like you were pondering something deeply" -P
"As expected of my esteemed photography, I never disappoint" -AR
"Are you feeling the hearing loss yet?" -R
"They are literally going to be blowing whole ecosystems at you." - A
"Aww you two look so cute sitting there talking to each other- TRASHHH!" -The cafeteria worker
"My personality test said I was a J, and that J did not mean that you made lists of judgements about people in your head, but I DO!" -M
"Oh that's my theology teacher's car!!!" -D
"STOP CALLING ME MOTHER!!!" -M
"What is a second wind?" -E
"Y'know, what comes after a first wind?" -M
"Be nice." -M
"I don't want to be nice!" -E
"Oh Taylor Swift!"-M
"That's not Taylor Swift." -E
"That is NOT Taylor Swift." -M
(September 24, 2023 - 2:11 pm)
-"Pandas are superior to floral designs"
-"burritos aren't real"
-"now you're going to tell me a flower is unsymbolic"
-me trying to be C's therapist in C's emo phase that lasted for a random 20 minutes:
me: so what are three things you're grateful for?
C: ...
C: pumpkin seeds exist
me: ...anything else?
C: no.
-N: itorjfgjkdmsdnfndkskdncnfjf
me: same
(October 7, 2023 - 1:23 pm)
- OC: "and this is why you shouldn't sharpen pencils just to use them as drumsticks"
(October 7, 2023 - 10:48 pm)
Dragonfly (making up a poem about a tree we're looking at): there once was an oak tree/growing strong and true,
me: THEN ALONG CAME A POWER LINE AND SLICED IT IN TWO
Dragonfly: YES
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Dragonfly: all must fear the cursed doll's laugh.
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me: well ain't this dramatic an' suspenseful
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my brother: hey isn't that the book where you cried when you finished it?
me: NO IT ISN'T (it was.)
(October 8, 2023 - 9:08 pm)