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A revival of the old thread; self-explanatory
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"so my printer just printed out 75 pages of wingdings and a picture of obama" - L
"what are you and C plotting?" - M
"world domination" - L
"some guy in my congress asked what the SI unit of measurement was for pain, and some guy said tears. the first guy said: i have eactly 1.6 liters of pain" - C
"is there another person who would like to go with jaimie so she doesn't get mobbed?" - my student government teacher
"after an incident involving a cursed pepper factor" - C
"what jayden is trying to say is that life is too short to be wasted on the belief that you are something you are. In fact, he makes a metaphor that connects to the real world, as it shows us that we cannot be what we aren't and we should not yearn to be what we aren't because we will never become this. a person impersonating as a duck cannot truly be a duck, even if they believe it. in reality, society dictates what we can be, and although we are parts of society we are but a tiny fragment of it as a singular person. to truly be something, we need supporters, a group that will affirm this position and make it ture. a group that can prove any other opinion wrong. as much as we think that religion and race separate us, in reality it is how we protect and affirm our beliefs that separates most of us." - N
"So who was around when N started his descent into the dark and morbid jaws of philosophy?" - L
"I like eating duck with sauce :D" - L
"I like eating sauce with duck" - D
"i like drowning people in sauce" - H
"happy jily deathday" - C
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I have a whole quote book full of these but I don't want to overwhelm the admins with stupid quotes all at once so I'll post some more later XD
submitted by Rainbow Riot
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
"Like, (name) could yeet her soup out the window." --Me, explaining to my mom what yeet means
"Wait, if airplanes are called lawn mowers, jets should be hair dryers!" - I
"Hair dryers?" - Me
"No, the thing that blows leaves." - I
"Leaf blowers?" - Me
"Yeah! Jets are leaf blowers!" - I
"Go get me a soufflé cup with ketchup, mustard, and vinegar mixed together and I'll drink it." - M
"Airhead free for all!" - J (me and my friends were sitting at a table together [pre-quarantine] and J dropped like 6 airheads on the table)
"Don't smash your egg, don't strangle your bunny, give her her water, don't let your bird fly away, and don't squish your mouse." - N
(December 14, 2020 - 3:05 pm)
The yeet thing happened to me too! I asked my mom if she could quickly yeet that thing to me, with a totally straight face, just asking a normal question, and then I remembered we are Gen Z and no one else was going to understand that. She was very confused. It turned into a whole family convo of my siblings and I trying to explain yeeting.
(December 16, 2020 - 12:37 am)
Oh that's hilarious! XD
(December 16, 2020 - 9:42 pm)
This isn't really a quote so much as a story, but it's FUNNY NONETHELESS so:
My dad: (playing the legend of Zelda breath of the wild) *he's climbing a cliff trying to get away from a guardian stalker*
Me: (thinks to myself) Watch, there's a guardian in this hill too---
My dad: (gets to the top of the hill and there's another guardian)
Me: WHAT-
Later on he died to a boulder.
And yes, absolutely all of this actually happened.
(December 14, 2020 - 9:38 pm)
My friend: "I wonder who's number this could be..."
Me: "Oh no-"
My friend: *sends picture of a text message they sent to that random number saying, 'So, you like jazz?'*
Me: *laughing*
My friend: Don't laugh, it's a very complex question, you know!
Me: *conitinues laughing*
My friend: "*eplains why it's a complex question*" (I don't remember the rest of the explaination, sorry. XD)
Me: What in the actual heck-
My friend: I tried to make it seem complex and meaningful- It didn't work that well.
Me: *laughs more*
(December 15, 2020 - 11:13 am)
We were sitting in advisory, and it was quiet, and everyone was on their laptops. My friends and I were talking on a group chat, but of course the rest of the class didn't know that. We had been talking about how to get revenge on a dude in our grade who doesn't like Groletta (a different story for a different day,) and out of legit nowhere I broke the silence and said:
"We will make him fear."
and both my friends, without looking up, said in unison
"Yes."
And the whole class was terrifed. We bask in out new found power.
(December 15, 2020 - 2:48 pm)
"Can I be in charge? I WANNA CONTROL SOMETHING"- M (a kid in my class)
Life Stinks. *drops bottle of Coke from failed Coke-and-mentos experiment*- my youth group leader
"I'm NOT paying you to make fun of me"- M
"I feel like I just got baptised...in paint"- R
(December 18, 2020 - 9:51 am)
(December 29, 2020 - 10:03 am)
My friend whenever there's silence: "CA-CAW"
"Fear. Death. Anguish. Pain. Agony. Suffering. Baguettes. And a one for the price of two deal with a free cup of tea HEEHEE!" -M
"I'm a tiki pole" -M
"Just be decisive OnCe-" "I have." "Okay, twice." "NoOoOo"
(October 9, 2021 - 7:38 pm)
"NO LEAF ON MY PODCAST!" -A, aka SharkyDaBarky (if you remember her. I introduced her to the CB, and she made an intro post, and then never posted again)
(October 14, 2021 - 7:05 pm)
So one time I was at my friend (A)'s house, with my other friend (V), and they were teaching me how to play animal crossing. It went something like this:
A: In this game, you can do pretty much anything. Well, except for illeagal stuff.
Me: Awwww...
V: I wanna jaywalk!
:P
(October 15, 2021 - 5:14 pm)
So one time I was at my friend (A)'s house, with my other friend (V), and they were teaching me how to play animal crossing. It went something like this:
A: In this game, you can do pretty much anything. Well, except for illeagal stuff.
Me: Awwww...
V: I wanna jaywalk!
:P
(October 15, 2021 - 5:14 pm)
"NEE NEE NEE NEE NEE!" -Z
"Colby was quite small and fell out of bed a lot." -E
"I'm gonna get a milk carton and not pay for it! Bwah ha hah-" -A
"A they're free." -Z
"But your corset's too tight, and your heels-" -A
"A you have a beautiful voice but stop singing for one second so I can finally be sane!!!" -P
(October 16, 2021 - 10:00 pm)
"Give me your credit card info"-K
"Sure!"-M
"?!?!?!? No" -Me (the "sensible one", how dare they)
"Completely safe"-K
"{K}, that seems very very trustworthy. Totally."-E
"when I was four i thought i ate a frisbee disk from McDonalds and i hade to go to the hospital"-M
"EAT A FRISBEE? HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT"-E
"it was small"-M
"Llamageddon"-M
(later) "Alpacalypse"-M
"I am clone #29558585.fjfjrir of Josie.com"-Me, and y'all now know my birth name
"I happen to know about these said nuggets" (idk who said this???)
"I'm duplicate 106 of {Kay}"-Kay
"106?? There's 106 of you??"-E
"There's 345 clones of me to be exact"-Kay
"{Na} it's gonna be funny when we go against each other"-Mi (talking about soccer)
"lol the class rivalry, who's the better athleate"-Kay
"the rivalry that goes back thousands of years"-Me
"hey, {Kay} MEOW MEOW"-N
"Woof?"-Kay
"Beesechurger"-Kay
"chicken nunget"-M
(October 18, 2021 - 5:58 pm)
G: It's legal to murder someone in Yellowstone.
A: I'm not even gonna ask how-
(October 19, 2021 - 1:24 pm)