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A revival of the old thread; self-explanatory
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"so my printer just printed out 75 pages of wingdings and a picture of obama" - L
"what are you and C plotting?" - M
"world domination" - L
"some guy in my congress asked what the SI unit of measurement was for pain, and some guy said tears. the first guy said: i have eactly 1.6 liters of pain" - C
"is there another person who would like to go with jaimie so she doesn't get mobbed?" - my student government teacher
"after an incident involving a cursed pepper factor" - C
"what jayden is trying to say is that life is too short to be wasted on the belief that you are something you are. In fact, he makes a metaphor that connects to the real world, as it shows us that we cannot be what we aren't and we should not yearn to be what we aren't because we will never become this. a person impersonating as a duck cannot truly be a duck, even if they believe it. in reality, society dictates what we can be, and although we are parts of society we are but a tiny fragment of it as a singular person. to truly be something, we need supporters, a group that will affirm this position and make it ture. a group that can prove any other opinion wrong. as much as we think that religion and race separate us, in reality it is how we protect and affirm our beliefs that separates most of us." - N
"So who was around when N started his descent into the dark and morbid jaws of philosophy?" - L
"I like eating duck with sauce :D" - L
"I like eating sauce with duck" - D
"i like drowning people in sauce" - H
"happy jily deathday" - C
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I have a whole quote book full of these but I don't want to overwhelm the admins with stupid quotes all at once so I'll post some more later XD
submitted by Rainbow Riot
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
Freak: If I know one thing, it's that Elvis Presley is in Area 52.
Sammy Everlast: ...Area 52-?
Freak: I KNOW WHAT I SAID-!
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K.A.D.E.: Lord, give me patience.
Anon. Goat: Don't you mean 'Lord, give me strength?'
K.A.D.E.: If the Lord gave me strength, everyone in this room would be dead.
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Me: You see, it's a very delicate process-
Me: *Accidently deletes the entire code we've been working on for the past hour*
Freak: *Slowly starts clapping*
Anon. Goat and Sammy Everlast: *Joins in*
K.A.D.E., with his face buried in his hands: *In the most dead inside voice* I miss prison.
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K.A.D.E., on July 4th: Happy treason day, you ungrateful colonials.
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At a poorly planned sleepover;
Anon. Goat: *inaudible screaming*
Sammy Everlast: THIS IS WHY WE DON'T POLISH THE SILVERWARE AT FIVE AM-
Freak: GO THE {heck} TO SLEEP-
K.A.D.E.: *aggressively humming Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid*
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Freak: BOB ROSS WAS A QUEEN-
Sammy Everlast: BOB ROSS ISN'T REAL, JUST LIKE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND-
K.A.D.E.: WHAAAAT THEEE {insert really long 'heck'}!?!?
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Freak: Hey *insert K.A.D.E.'s real name*, if I was a woman, how would you hit on me?
K.A.D.E.: With a very large tree branch.
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Playing a video game;
Me: WHY DID YOU STAB HIM-
Sammy Everlast: It's not stabbing, I just hit him with a knife.
Freak: WHICH IS CALLED STABBING-
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Sammy Everlast: My favorite phrase is "take-out", since it can refer to dating, food, or assassination.
K.A.D.E.: I- Is this what you think about all day?
Sammy Everlast: Well, that and Crab Rave on loop.
Freak: You are literally America personified.
(December 10, 2020 - 8:48 am)
I just thought of another one:
"LIKE I KINDA WANNA BE APPA" - S
For context, this was in a group chat made specifically for talking about ATLA
(December 10, 2020 - 7:38 am)
Why do you hate all that is innocent! *starts smacking me* Winnie the pooh was BEAUTIFUL!
So he's the type who would kill the grim reaper and steal his title (one of my friends about MY 25 POUND PUPPY)
(December 10, 2020 - 8:28 am)
"...But water is not 100% water"
"Oh no, not teaching crabs how to read!"
"Bake the pizza pizza for 12-15 minutes or until it dissolves"
"If eating popcorn has taught me anything, those words are synonyms."
"If I messaged Ariana Grande do you think she would respond"
(December 10, 2020 - 9:22 am)
My friend (hugging a tree): I don't like this tree
This is a diiferent friend (background context, she posted a tiktok that got on the fyp a little bit and was shared 4 times, this was in a tiktok she made where she was talking about the 4 shares, also I can't remember the exact words but it was along the lines of this): Who's group chat am I in? Who's (censored) group chat am I in? I want to know! Because I'm in someone's group chat, and I don't like it.
(December 10, 2020 - 1:52 pm)
"I will kill your remote control"
"Ahwoo- wooOOO"
Those are the only ones off the top of my head, let me go find a very old doc of funny quotes-
"Humans lay babies!"
"I wanna do the murder. I mean..." (context-we were solving mysteries in english and one of them was a murder mystery and this friend wanted to do that one instead of the one she did)
"I want a chipmunk to lick my window!" (that one may have been me lol)
(December 10, 2020 - 5:52 pm)
Mr. T: Once there was there was a crazy musician who wrote symphonies on counts of five
T: Move, keyboard, move!
N: Marlin and Nemo enjoy living in the coral reef.
Me: …
L: I don’t believe in God.
E: Then what is love?
Logan: One day we will evolve so much that we will all have bat wings.
Ms. R: If you saw someone in the street with a mask eight months ago, what would you have thought to yourself?
A: That they are a murderer.
I: Why did you gender the sky, Vaylin? WHY?
(December 10, 2020 - 7:41 pm)
"Why do I have the urge to spend $100 on Sesame Street socks?" -Me. I'm sorry.
(December 11, 2020 - 8:39 am)
A: All birds are lies, unless they are fancy land ducks!
A classmate: I'm holding a cactus.
A: So are is I!
A: I forgot that I was wearing two ears.
These were only from one day lol and just the ones I remember.
(December 11, 2020 - 3:34 pm)
All of these are no longer quotes from a single person, and are instead quips of my family that are used twenty times a day.
~"It's quick, and it's fast."
~"Don't forget to lick it first."
~"Is it very clean? Make sure it's very clean."
~"STEEEEEEeeeeeve!"
(December 11, 2020 - 4:00 pm)
~*chanting* "CONTRABAND! CONTRABAND! CONTRABAND!" (contraband = a bag of peppermints)
~"How can I become weird if I was never normal?"
~"Our t-shirts should say "Who needs a buddy when you have God" on one side and "Mr. (Name), I need you to stop talking" on the other."
(December 12, 2020 - 9:37 am)
"We are superior to the hedgehogs"
"These raisins taste like sour patch kids"
"It looks like a cat that was ran over and taken to a pizzeria"
"I want to pet that deer"
"I am a little scared of knitting needles"
"His blank stare, his painful smile, his elegant hat. What a legend."
"How's your chair ghost doing?"
"HYDRATION IS THE KEY TO SUCCESS"
"J, queen of the stump"
"Is that pained laughter in remembrance of your science grade?
(December 12, 2020 - 7:20 pm)
~"You're breathing and it's weird."
~"He died when he ate a zombie"
~"I love how he was about to leave, but he had to stay behind to witness mom dancing while bowling on the Wii."
(December 12, 2020 - 9:06 pm)
"Just throw some leaves in a pile- boom, it's a decoration!"
"Of course American Girl doll books are the pinnacle of historical texts."
THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE BUT I FORGOT IT
(December 13, 2020 - 3:35 pm)
Actually i said most of these...
What the heck. they work.
1. And lo the LORD descended upon the children of israel and spoke thus: *in donald duck voice* THATS WIGGITY WACK BROS YOU RUINING MY VIBE
2. He lost his ears and ate fire,therefore he is a sheep
3.*for context this is me,in a basement,during summer camp*
Me: We have to SLEEP here?
Friend: No. We dont sleep. WE NEVER SLEEP! NEVER!
Honestly 90 percent of what was said at that camp qualifies.
I'll be back with more
(December 14, 2020 - 7:48 am)