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A revival of the old thread; self-explanatory
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"so my printer just printed out 75 pages of wingdings and a picture of obama" - L
"what are you and C plotting?" - M
"world domination" - L
"some guy in my congress asked what the SI unit of measurement was for pain, and some guy said tears. the first guy said: i have eactly 1.6 liters of pain" - C
"is there another person who would like to go with jaimie so she doesn't get mobbed?" - my student government teacher
"after an incident involving a cursed pepper factor" - C
"what jayden is trying to say is that life is too short to be wasted on the belief that you are something you are. In fact, he makes a metaphor that connects to the real world, as it shows us that we cannot be what we aren't and we should not yearn to be what we aren't because we will never become this. a person impersonating as a duck cannot truly be a duck, even if they believe it. in reality, society dictates what we can be, and although we are parts of society we are but a tiny fragment of it as a singular person. to truly be something, we need supporters, a group that will affirm this position and make it ture. a group that can prove any other opinion wrong. as much as we think that religion and race separate us, in reality it is how we protect and affirm our beliefs that separates most of us." - N
"So who was around when N started his descent into the dark and morbid jaws of philosophy?" - L
"I like eating duck with sauce :D" - L
"I like eating sauce with duck" - D
"i like drowning people in sauce" - H
"happy jily deathday" - C
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I have a whole quote book full of these but I don't want to overwhelm the admins with stupid quotes all at once so I'll post some more later XD
submitted by Rainbow Riot
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
(December 8, 2020 - 12:05 pm)
"Rhode Island is the bane of my existance, yo" — E
"My gender is like 7 raccoons in a trench coat. And sometimes they all fall down" — M
"My cow is not loading :/" — me
"I WILL ANNOTATE UR SOUP" — L
"You are a no glasses" — either me or L, I can't remember
"I have two hobbies. Watching Minecraft speedruns and calling people out" — E
"Do spiders have six or eight legs?" — L
"You can't tell anyone my dad is evading taxes" — L
"It's hard to explain 'cause I don't really know" — A
(October 10, 2023 - 2:30 pm)
Welp, you just told the whole internet! :)
Feiya just said FERAH! Just switch one letter and that's the name of my classmate!!
(October 10, 2023 - 5:25 pm)
Something either my friend or I said the other day:
"of course the sugar cubes got lost! they couldn't go to see The Lion King!!"
yep, only my friend and I understand ourselves.
(October 14, 2023 - 3:17 pm)
"SHREK IS GONNA DIVORCE YOU" -L, speaking to F
(October 16, 2023 - 4:07 pm)
My friend: I have a crush on Mark because he is like Nutella!
*long silence*
Me: That looks suspiciously like you're just doing a Nutella advertisement...?
(October 16, 2023 - 7:38 pm)
A convo between my cousin and me:
Me: I wanted a hot dog for lunch today, but I didn't have one, 'cause we didn't have hot dog buns.
Ripley (Ripley_Wren's my cousin): You DO know you can just eat the hot dog without the bun, right?!
Me: Yeah, but I want it to be AUTHENTIC.
Ripley: AUTHENTIC?!!! IT'S A HOT DOG!!!!
Me: ExAcTlY!!!!
(October 17, 2023 - 12:18 pm)
these are all hilarious, here's another to add to the Hilarious List:
Me: Where are my socks?? Where have my socks GONE???
P (waxing lyrical): They have all gone to Hong Kong, to be sailors and sail on the deep blue sea-sea-sea, and sail on the deep blue seeeeea.
oml Iffy says "yipya"
(October 18, 2023 - 12:18 pm)
at a bonfire with my youth group:
"what goes in the fire stays in the fire"
(chanting) "FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE"
(singing) "we didn't start the fire.."
(October 18, 2023 - 8:38 pm)
I return with more quotes!
"welcome to the Chaos Corner, your weekly provider of insanity."
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"wouldn't that technically just be infiltrating the enemy base?"
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"who cares about customer service, Crumbl Cookies is THE BEST."
*chanting* "CRUMBL COOKIES! CRUMBL COOKIES! CRUMBL COOKIES!"
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"I'm going to sell sparkly crotchet gummy worms!"
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"not watching Guardians of the Galaxy is illegal. you are now a criminal, GO TO JAIL."
"welp guess it's the Criminal Corner now."
(October 19, 2023 - 7:10 pm)
@Darkvine, the Guardians of The Galaxy one sounds like one I would say, LOL XD
Also, I guess I'm a criminal now 'cause I haven't watched any of the movies, LOL
(October 24, 2023 - 11:40 am)
This thread is so funnyyyyyy! Here are mine :D
"It's not me! It's these koalas!" -B
"Uh... why are we talking about bagpipes???" -F
"Don't worry about the boys. We'll go on the sidelines and eat stuff." -B
"THE KOALA!!!!" -B
"Isn't it nice that our tongue helps us chew and swallow? Thank you tongue." -S
"It's so hard to play dead. I always breathe." -S
"You know, I just love Irish pub songs." -C
(October 19, 2023 - 10:37 pm)
"Bruh" -E
"Very Bruh." -M
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"It's for you, Larry." -E
"Did you know I once looked at my dog straight in the eye when she was lying on the floor funny, pointed at her nose, and said 'Sussybaca?"" -M (not Larry)
"..." -E
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"I'm 36.71% not human" -O
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"Do we wear pink on Wednesdays?" -E
"[E's name], we aren't in Mean Girls." -M
"Is it fetch?" -E
"You are slowly degrading my sanity." -M
"I know." -E
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"I will forever be your third wheel. -C
"What about with [W's name]?" -E
"We will be your third and...fourth wheels." -C
"I don't think that's how it works..." -E
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"I NEED TO THROW MY BASKETBALL AT SOMEONE"- My math teacher
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"THE A-GRADE FLOPISM HAS TAKEN OVER HER BODY" -E
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"Is that why you cardigan-ed?" -M
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"wa." -E
"?" -M
"Just wa." -E
(October 20, 2023 - 3:48 pm)
woah, this is a trip down memory lane! this series of threads was my favorite for years. i'd save quotes in my planner just to post them here. (if you don't know me, i'm one of Ye Olde CBers, and i was a frequent poster on the older incarnations of this thread.)
i'm now 16. the friends i used to post about as soren infinity are no longer my friends; i have much better ones now. and many of my quotes aren't very CB-appropriate anymore, but i'll see what i can remember for yall :)
DM: you're 3 feet tall and holding a loaf of bread that's as big as you... so why are you talking to these poor off-duty soldiers?
me: i just wanna say hi :) ask them if they like bread too :)
"that's because birds aren't real they're government drones and i will stand by this theory til the day i die"
"do NOT draw the Struggle Bus EVER AGAIN"
"mercury is my favorite element i use it as a milk substitiute in my cereal every morning"
"fellas, i fear i slayed the day away a little too hard"
"that's it, i'm quitting, i'm in my car, i'm driving home, i'm at my house, i'm home eating, i'm asleep"
"planes DO drive i SWEAR they don't fly they DRIVE across the SKY ROADS"
"i actually think all the saxaphone players are secretly in love with each other"
"eating mozzarella sticks? dude couldn't be me i'd poo myself"
"half-cooked pasta is actually better than being in love"
"i am not kidding you when i say my sideview mirror exploded into pieces"
(October 20, 2023 - 4:33 pm)
Ahh hi Luna-Starr/Soren!! I remember (well, not remember, more like recall from my hobby of reading lots of old threads) you!!! Nice to have you back! :)
also that quote about the birds being drones? That was so my brother a few years ago (actually, he still stands by it now). What happened was kinda this:
*me and brother taking a walk (back when we used to take walks)*
me: look! It's a bird!
brother: it's DEAD!!
me: what?? No, look, it just moved!
brother: but it's on the ground
me: umm, but that doesn't mean it's dead
brother: if a bird is on the ground, it's either dead or an enemy robot
me: ...
me: uh, what?
brother: so this bird is a robot. Duh.
*all chaos breaks loose for the next few hours (this is how stubborn we children are) while I try to hammer into my brother's mind that the bird is very much a real bird and alive and he tries to hammer into my mind that the bird is very much a robot and was sent to spy on us*
... yeah, sorry, it was WAY funnier before but I only have a vague memory of the first incident now (every once in a while, I would bring up this again and we would go at it again) so you only have my word to go on
(October 20, 2023 - 6:20 pm)
yesss the government drones I love arguing about them with people XD
"sometimes you just gotta put the govenor's appendix in the center of the earth" — D
"THE WORLD IS BURNING BUT WHY IS THE LOCK" — LO
"why sleep when identity crisis" — M
"I love how we're taking apart a tape measure in an alley at a school social event" — LD
*confused* "what else would we be doing??" — me
"the duct tape and the pretzels are the most important things" — LD
"one of my suggested senior superlatives is 'most likely to skip school to squat in a bush.' I don't like the phrasing but it's true" — S (for reference he's a birder)
NOX SAYS {runny} NO WAY
or apparently not, seeing as I failed that captcha—
(October 21, 2023 - 1:43 pm)