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Welcome, fellow Choklitclan cats. If you have followed the signs, then you will know this is the place for parodying 'Warriors' Roleplay threads though stupid senseless smiley stories, false roleplays, and anything else you can think of! This isn't the place for vranting about Warriors, just for a little fun at Erin Hunter's expense. Whee! I'll do one:
Yo, I'm a cat with a home! My name is Rusty! I want to leave my perfectly comfortable and happy home for the forest where I could die!
And I am that evil cat dude who wants to kill you!
->
Oh my.
Mwhahahahahahahahaha!
->
Anyway, I will train to become a warrior! *becomes warrior* Whee!!!
*is exiled*
Dearie me, it appears I have won and summarized most of the Warriors series!
submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)
lookie here...
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
feel free to add on!
(May 30, 2009 - 12:35 am)
lookie here...
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
feel free to add on!
(May 30, 2009 - 12:35 am)
hey, rueben, can i try?
the ... umm... the tigerstar files!!!
*mentors ravenpaw* *tries to kill ravenpaw* *kills redtail* *is exiled* *becomes leader of shadowclan* *leads shadowclan into battle* *gets killed by scorge* *again* *again* *again* *again* *again* *again* *again* *again* *is dead for good!
(May 30, 2009 - 12:41 am)
How 'bout this one...
The Firestar Files
*is kitty pet* *is warrior apprentice* *is warrior* *is deputy* *is leader* *Dies once* *does stuff* *dies again* *does stuff* *dies again* * does stuff* * dies again* *does stuff*.... tell me if I forgot somthing...
(June 2, 2009 - 9:32 pm)
Don't they all defect, get exiled, or betray at some point?
(June 3, 2009 - 4:28 pm)
@ Jean R,: Can I add on? I think this is complete...
THE TIGERSTAR FILES.
*is born* *goes wandering in woods* *gets spotted by fox* *gets saved by ShadowClan patrol* *promises to help them someday* *becomes apprentice* *becomes warrior*
OK, that's mine. Here's the complete ones:
THE COMPLETE TIGERSTAR FILES.
*is born* *goes wandering in woods* *gets spotted by fox* *gets saved by ShadowClan patrol* *promises to help them someday* *becomes apprentice* *becomes warrior* *mentors Ravenpaw* *tries to kill Ravenpaw* *kills Redtail* *is exiled* *becomes leader of ShadowClan* *leads ShadowClan into battle* *gets killed by Scorge* *again* *again* *again* *again* *again* *again* *again* *again* *is dead for good*
I have corrected any errors.
OK, here's something:
Brokenstar=Brokenkit
Deadfoot=Deadkit
Raggedstar=Raggedkit
Crookedstar=Crookedkit
Longtail=Longkit
Notice anything funny?
Vick says gtod. Good? or Tod? Goodtod? Choklitclan name?
(March 20, 2010 - 5:20 pm)
It's great how much EHunter gives us to make fun of.
The Honeyfern Files!
*is born* * is apprentice* *is annoying* *is warrior* *is finally happy* *dies randomly*
That's it. Really. A classic case of EHunter character hating.
(June 3, 2009 - 4:51 pm)
Aloha, my dear, dear admirers! I will introduce myself now. I am Honeylovetootsiepop, famous fashion kitty, renowned millionaire, and many other things. I am beautiful. Yes, you may think me vain and conceited, but it is the truth and I only tell the truth. I am no liar. Aside from being beautiful, I am a fantastic money-maker. Fabulous, actually. Remember that I am a millionaire cat. Do not forget. Oh, pshaw! Forget if you want to. I am here to make your life easier. Rest assured, you will not be disappointed with me. I am no "Warrior" (I have been trying in vain to get other warriors on other threads to explain to me what Warriors is about) but, as I have said before, I am gorgeous. I wasn't really accepted on the other threads with a warm welcome, so I decided to come into the ChoklitClan. Yum... I love chocolate. Or Choklit? Haw haw! I love a good chuckle every now and then. I hope that I will inspire you to hire me. (Do not you love that, inspire-hire? I love creating cute little rhymes!)
Ta ta for now!
Honeylovetootsiepop
(June 3, 2009 - 8:50 pm)
um... she scares me... (this is meant in a playful way, admin)
(June 3, 2009 - 11:16 pm)
Stop trolling. We are not really a clan and we have ABSOLUTELY NO NEED for a fashion cat, whatever that is. The other clans don't want you because they're trying to survive (stupid as that is) and you cannot fight or catch pray or do anything not found in a salon. Warrior cats don't have money. So, in short, NO, you may not join.
(June 4, 2009 - 6:24 am)
((Reuben, I was just joking! I really do not like warriors! Please, I was just trying to have a bit o' fun.))
Forgive me,
Honeylovetootsiepop
(June 4, 2009 - 10:00 am)
*gets deja vu* What does that remind me of? Ah, yes, Esme Squalor from SoUE, perhaps? Oh, or maybe Fluer de Lacore. No offense.
Also, I'm guessing the Warriors resented that your name had only one natural element (honey), as opposed to the half dozen that they tack on.
(June 4, 2009 - 3:36 pm)
Forgiven with laughter, HLTP.
(June 5, 2009 - 6:30 am)
Live, thread, live!
(June 7, 2009 - 8:00 am)
That may be the case, Mary. Maybe I should change it to, oh let's say, Honeylovetootsie-dirt-grass-sky-forest-tree-bark-pop. What do you think?
Yours always,
HLTDGSFTBP
(June 9, 2009 - 11:08 pm)