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Welcome, fellow Choklitclan cats. If you have followed the signs, then you will know this is the place for parodying 'Warriors' Roleplay threads though stupid senseless smiley stories, false roleplays, and anything else you can think of! This isn't the place for vranting about Warriors, just for a little fun at Erin Hunter's expense. Whee! I'll do one:
Yo, I'm a cat with a home! My name is Rusty! I want to leave my perfectly comfortable and happy home for the forest where I could die!
And I am that evil cat dude who wants to kill you!
->
Oh my.
Mwhahahahahahahahaha!
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Anyway, I will train to become a warrior! *becomes warrior* Whee!!!
*is exiled*
Dearie me, it appears I have won and summarized most of the Warriors series!
submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)
OOOH! Yeah, let me try!
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*is kittypet Bluejay**falls down Moonstone hole**is knocked unconcious**talks with ancestors**is given BirdClan**freaks out**is given name Jaystar**freaks out more**is given power to fly(as all BirdClan cats do)**wakes up**flys out Moonstone hole**finds awesome camp**looks for flying cats**is grumpy because Clan totals 1**ancestors make cats fly**looks again**is cranky because Clan totals 2**more cats fly**is mad because Clan totals 2,583,636.3**makes .3 cat whole cat**is mad because Clan totals 2,583,637**ancestors tear out fur**wants more Clan cats*
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Aren't I lovely?
(June 14, 2009 - 6:46 pm)
Positively charming. :)
(June 15, 2009 - 4:20 pm)
He he he, very!
(June 16, 2009 - 5:26 pm)
Admin!
I liked the incineration part!!!
(June 16, 2009 - 4:18 pm)
Somehow I see why they deleted that...
(June 17, 2009 - 5:17 pm)
Yes Lena. The last part should be *ancestors incinerate whole Clan* or *Clan suddenly falls over dead*
(June 22, 2009 - 11:01 am)
Good bye.... I will be gone for a week.
(June 17, 2009 - 7:27 pm)
UHMM... I wanna be Amazingwhiskerstarfeatherfur. Or perhaps, as fireandhemlock once said, I will be Rockkit, then graduate to Rockpaw, then Rockfur, then Rockstar! And I can lead Music clan!
Or, I could be runningnose. Or droopytail. or Deadface. or smushedeye. or happydeath. or sillyhead. etc etc etc...
Speaking of which,
THE RUNNINGNOSE FILES!!
*has sad name**has runny nose* *is meddy cat* *is probably mad at Ehunter for name* *dies, probably, but i don't remember how*
I think Ehunter kills characters to advance the plot. Which really annoys me...
(June 18, 2009 - 1:31 pm)
Need I say more?
(June 21, 2009 - 5:53 am)
I shall now invent the Chocklitstar! files:
*is made* *goes through 12 boring years of life without the Chatterbox* *discovers Chatterbox* *has fun* *creates Choklitclan!* *has more fun* *goes to MuseBlog* *has even more fun* *leads Choklitclan! to victory in battle*
(June 19, 2009 - 4:37 pm)
http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/34059
Please go, join, and serve.
(June 23, 2009 - 7:01 am)
Yes. Join the Giant Space Squid!
(June 23, 2009 - 6:21 pm)
~before my previous Thingy that starts on pg. 4~
sorry people, my bros makin me get off, i'll finish later...
(June 24, 2009 - 1:02 am)
Continuing...
(by the stream the next night)
~one night later~ (thunderclan gets attacked)
(Half a moon later)
~tomorrow night~
(
will now be known as 
)
midnight=
please add on!!!
(June 25, 2009 - 8:47 pm)
I will be gone for a few weeks. Bye.
-Reuben
(June 27, 2009 - 4:42 pm)