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Welcome, fellow Choklitclan cats. If you have followed the signs, then you will know this is the place for parodying 'Warriors' Roleplay threads though stupid senseless smiley stories, false roleplays, and anything else you can think of! This isn't the place for vranting about Warriors, just for a little fun at Erin Hunter's expense. Whee! I'll do one:
Yo, I'm a cat with a home! My name is Rusty! I want to leave my perfectly comfortable and happy home for the forest where I could die!
And I am that evil cat dude who wants to kill you!
-> Oh my.
Mwhahahahahahahahaha!
->Anyway, I will train to become a warrior! *becomes warrior* Whee!!!
*is exiled*
Dearie me, it appears I have won and summarized most of the Warriors series!
submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)
*cracks up* Nicely done!
Wait, it'll take me a while to choose a name... what with all those Wintersnowstars and Mossflowerbirds and Sunmoondaisies floating around, it's sure to be difficult... ;)
That was pretty funny, Pirocks... :)
(May 14, 2009 - 4:33 pm)
OK, I luv Warriors sooo much that i buy them...
But-THIS IS FUNNY!
Vick says cigt.
(March 9, 2010 - 5:53 pm)
Oh yeah...TO THE TOP!
Vick says dkuv.
(March 11, 2010 - 11:24 pm)
front!
(May 14, 2009 - 4:33 pm)
Haha! Wonderful! My turn!
hi, I'm the incredibly awesome Firestar! I used to be a kittypet named Rusty, but now I'm the coolest cat in the forest! I'd like you guys to meet my friends and family. First, my amaazing mate, Sandstorm! And now, my incredible daughters, Leafpool and Squirrelflight! And Squirrelflights amazingly terrific mate, also my deputy, Brambleclaw! And my bff, Graystripe, and his mate Millie! And then my really cool nephew, Cloudtail!
'Bye for now! Remember, I am still the COOLEST CAT IN THE FOREST!!!!
: YAY FOR FIRESTAR, THE COOLEST CAT EVER!!!!!
(May 14, 2009 - 6:07 pm)
My turn:
Hi, I'm firestar!
Aah a bad cat!
*dies*
*comes back*
Aah lightning!
*dies*
*comes back*
Aah rats!
*dies*
*comes back*
Aah a trap!
*dies*
*comes back*
Aah greencough!
*dies*
*comes back*
((Erin Hunter hates her characters. She has lost my faith))
(May 15, 2009 - 6:38 am)
Come!!!
(September 3, 2009 - 6:44 am)
@Reuben K: Hmm... at first it's more like
Aah a bad cat
Aah tree
and I'm not sure about the other books...
anyways, Vick says kamn (like...a tree falling onto Firestar?)
(March 10, 2010 - 7:10 pm)
He he. Sorry, Erin(s).
SPOILER ALERT!!
Yo, I'm Ashfur! I heard you all talking! I'm gonna tell ur secret!
<Lionblaze<Hollyleaf<Jayfeather<Squirrelflight: Oh no! Ashfur don't! Please!
No! You had ur chance!
*two days later*
Ah! Stop! don't kill me!!
Sorry Ashfur. I must protect my secret!
*a while later*
<Sandstorm: You can tell me anything young one.
But, no! I can't! *cries and runs away!*
(May 15, 2009 - 7:01 am)
(OMG! Let's do the whole story line! I'll start!)
*CHAPTER ONE*
Twoleg: Rusty,Rusty! Come get your food!
Ugh. I want out of this joint. Get me some coke, instead!
Twoleg: Ok, Rusty, you win. Here, go outside.
Yes! *runs outside* Hey, Smudge!
Hey, Rusty! What'cha doin?
I'm going into the forest!
You're doing what?! Don't go in there! Those cats will tear you to bits!
I'll be fine Smudge. *runs into forest*
Be careful!
*END OF CHAPTER ONE*
(May 15, 2009 - 7:07 am)
I lol'd. *gives cookie*
Fire-whatsit: Rusty. Rusty. Rusty. Rusty. Rusty-
Greystripe: Greystripe!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, Rusty-
Greystripe: Greystripe!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty. Rusty. Rusty-
Cloudpaw: Cloudpaw!
Greystripe: Greystripe!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty. Rusty. Rusty-
Cloudpaw: Cloudpaw!
Greystripe: Greystripe!
Cloudpaw: Cloudpaw!
Greystripe: Greystripe!
Fire-whatsit: Rusty, Rusty-
(May 14, 2009 - 11:26 pm)
Wut's Puppet Pals?
Thx.
Vick says znuu.
(March 20, 2010 - 4:39 pm)
Lol, good job. At first I didn't click on it because 'clan' was in the subject line, but I'm glad I did. Still, um, don't you think it's kind of rude to mock Warriors just for having a lot of threads? I mean, it's annoying to me too, but isn't this taking it a little far?
Sorry. I'm overly-sensitive. As most of you have figured out by now *coughMaryWcough* ;)
(May 15, 2009 - 8:18 am)
Oh my gosh, Lena, you crack me up. :)
We're not mocking, we're... having creative fun... and joking... y'know... ;)
Okay, I'll be Everyelementblendedtogether:
The forest is in danger!
*runs*
*sees bad guy*
hisses*
*is Warrior*
*fraternizes with other cats*
*is betrayed!*
*forges alliances based on mutual need*
*beats bad guys*
*kills a few more cats just for good measure*
*wins*
*is exiled*
(May 15, 2009 - 3:36 pm)
:) Well, actually I've never read Warriors, so I was more thinking up a sensitive-kind-caring alibi for not taking part here.
Okay, not really. ;)
(May 15, 2009 - 5:33 pm)