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Welcome, fellow Choklitclan cats. If you have followed the signs, then you will know this is the place for parodying 'Warriors' Roleplay threads though stupid senseless smiley stories, false roleplays, and anything else you can think of! This isn't the place for vranting about Warriors, just for a little fun at Erin Hunter's expense. Whee! I'll do one:
Yo, I'm a cat with a home! My name is Rusty! I want to leave my perfectly comfortable and happy home for the forest where I could die!
And I am that evil cat dude who wants to kill you!
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Oh my.
Mwhahahahahahahahaha!
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Anyway, I will train to become a warrior! *becomes warrior* Whee!!!
*is exiled*
Dearie me, it appears I have won and summarized most of the Warriors series!
submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)
(May 13, 2009 - 4:17 pm)
"Tros" works on Warriors too? C'mon, Reuben... :/
(May 22, 2009 - 4:13 pm)
I made a TROS weapon today in lunch. It actually fends off rabid fangirls with markers trying to draw on my leg quite well. I'll try to tone it down, though.
(May 22, 2009 - 4:52 pm)
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT are you talking about?! People draw on your legs during lunch? Where do you go to school?! (rhetorical question, I don't think we can post that.)
(May 23, 2009 - 12:33 pm)
They try. I fight them off. I go to St. Brutus's Academy for the Criminally Insane. (Admin, that is fictional. It's from HP.)
(May 23, 2009 - 3:49 pm)
Good Heavens... somehow, though, I don't have much difficulty in imagining you at St. Brutus. /joke/ ;)
(May 23, 2009 - 6:26 pm)
Oh, I imagine myself there all the time. My school would probably make it look like a tea room. (^; My first ever handmade smily! I feel giddy!
(May 24, 2009 - 7:57 am)
I'm not sure I want to know where you go to school... ;)
(May 25, 2009 - 7:29 am)
He he. No offense, but me either.
Yeah, I participate in the warrior threads,like StiormClan, but this is funny stuff, though!
(May 24, 2009 - 10:21 am)
Your school is that bad...? (Well, you have related a few horror stories of twi-crazed pupils... so I guess I can imagine.) :/
Judging from the way you post, Reuben, I'd think giddiness is a regular emotion for you. ;)
(May 24, 2009 - 3:27 pm)
I choose not to be offended by that (or anything anyone's called me here). Nobody's actually done anything for a while. To end that:
The Ashfur Files!
*wants to be warrior* *fights* *is warrior* *is irrelavent for 4 books* *falls in love* *gets dissed* *goes vengence-crazy* *needs anger-management* *tries to kill Lionpaw* *is mentor* *tries to kill Lionblaze* *tries to kill Squirrilflight w/ kits* *plans evil* *gets killed by a hypocrite*
The End!
(May 25, 2009 - 7:30 am)
Brilliant of you not to take it as an insult, considering that's not how it was meant. ;)
Ashfur sounds... lovely. I mean, that's literature, really!
(HOW do they read it?!)
(May 25, 2009 - 6:57 pm)
Actually, handled right that sort of sounded cool (Sweeney Todd vengeance, cat style! XD). However, the books get really repetitive after the first series of six.
(May 27, 2009 - 7:57 am)
Amen. TNÖ!
(May 27, 2009 - 5:30 pm)
And now: The Hawkfrost Files!
*is born* *is rouge* *is Clan apprentice* *is warrior* *acts all friendly* *is deputy* *gets demoted* *sulks* *is taught in dreams by his evil father* *continues to act all friendly* *shows true nonfriendlyness* *traps and kills Firestar* *gets killed*
The End!
Ah, how Erin Hunter hates her characters.
(May 28, 2009 - 5:42 am)
All ten million of them... how do you think everyone keeps all the elemental names straight?
(May 28, 2009 - 3:32 pm)