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Dear Mischief Maker:
Dear Mischief Maker: You are brutally invited to Cricket Academy of Maniac Mischief (CAMM for short). Any niceness and you shall, and will be, removed. The Most Michievious of Them All will be discovered at the end of the semester, either by default or an unfair vote. Just a few annoying rules and regulations follow. Give yourself a pinch and read on. The nicest mischief makers will be drawn from The Latern of Disobeying. This form must be returned and covered and dirt by November 23rd, 2014. Any forms not muddied or ruined in any single form will be returned with a letter of rejection. Classes will run from 4:30 to 5:30, so no one misses making naughtiness in their regular school. The more liars and thieves the better. Shouting out, talking, texting, and passing notes in class, and being rude is greatly encouraged. Miss as much or as little class as you would like. Keeping troublemaking journals and diaries will be smiled upon, especially when done in class. A record of all classes will be post on the fine Cricket Chatterbox. We hope your mischief making experience is both enjoyable and terribly satisfying. If not, rudely scream and holler about everything horribly wrong with your trip. We hope to see you on the 25th of November, revoltingly tardy and sloppy-looking. You will most certainly be notified of any added information. Most Unsincerly, Proffessor Ellie Headmistress and Thief
submitted by Ellie, age 12, CAMM
(October 26, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
(October 26, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
CAMM. The Most Mischievious of Them All. Today. Weird. Fragment. Sentences.
Also today, the staff and I will be returning to the site of CAMM to anounce these things. I will now open the door.
Hello, students!
Masked Piester: *whips pie into the staff's faces* Intruder alert! Stranger danger!
Violet: Be quiet. Hi.
Really, Piester, it's time to be serious.
Masked Piester: Never! *readies pie*
We bring good and bad news, girls. Come into the Too-Big Room.
Violet: Yes sir! *salutes*
Ahem!
Violet: Whatever. Yes ma'am.
We shall announce the Most Mischievious of Them All. But first.... We shall listen to pop radio!
(Radio plays)
Masked Piester: *Throws pie at radio, knocks it over* Boom!
*picks up radio, turns it off, licks pie off fingers* Thank you! Now a brief intermission.
Violet: Boo! I'm outta this room! *exits*
Masked Piester: Is this really necessary?
Yes. Yes it is.
Violet: *enters, plays electric guitar* Rock 'n rollll!!
Masked Piester: Where the heck did you get that?
Violet: The world may never know...
Loud Speakers: Please be sated. Our program will resume in just a moment.
Okay. And now... The time has come. We shall announce the Most Mischievious of Them All. Hold onto your hats! Drumroll please! And the Most Mischievious of Them All is... to be announced after this commer--
Violet: No way, Jose!
Fine, fine! But don't call me Jose.
Violet: No way, Jose!
Whatever...
2 b continued...
(January 27, 2015 - 1:44 pm)
...The Most Mischievious of Them All is... Wait for it. Wait for it... Violet!
Masked Piester: What?!!
Violet: Bring 'em in, boys!
(Door opens, robots come in)
Violet: Mwahahaha! I am going to take over the world! But first... The tri-state area! Mwaha! Maniacal laugh! Maniacal laugh! Who will join me?
Masked Piester: Umm...Not right now. Uh...
Violet: We shall see about that. Tell 'er, Professor!
Violet plans to take over the world. She requested that everyone who is the Most Mischievious of Them All to join her team. We loved her idea, then tried to steal it, but that didn't work. So we will help Violet in return for her attending another semester and typing our letter that we write for the next CAMM. Get it?
Masked Piester: Sure. Now let's end this with a pie fight!
Violet: It's on!
Masked Piester: *gets out pie* Woo!
(January 28, 2015 - 1:43 pm)
Almost forgot my closing lettery thingy!
Thanks to everyone who participaited in the very first CAMM! I hope you had as much reading it as I had writing it. I apologize again for any late day. A girl gets busy. But a new semester and CAMM thread will be popping up in the next month or so. I would also enjoy some nice feedback. What did you like about this? What improvements could I make? What could be a good subject for a future CAMM day? I am very open to anything. Again, congratulations to Violet for being the very first Most Mischievious of Them All. Her name will forever be displayed on the Ziplock of Disobeying. I, of course, dedicate this to Mr. T.O.N.. Without him, this never would have existed. I miss you very much, T.O.N., Ruby, Red. Also to the wonderful Cricket Admins. And to my hilarious, amazing sister. Plese go check out Savvy's secret agency. And especially YOU! Thanks to everyone on here for all your kindness and support. I love the Chatterbox and hope to stay on here for really, really long time (how's until I'm 20 sound?). Thanks again!
~Ellie
(January 30, 2015 - 1:37 pm)
I frown at the paper. These questions are all on how to misbehave! At a school about misbehavior, does one answer these questions right or purposely wrong? Ah well. I start writing the lyrics to "Naughty," from Matilda. Who cares?
(February 14, 2015 - 2:26 pm)