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Dear Mischief Maker:
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Dear Mischief Maker:
Dear Mischief Maker: You are brutally invited to Cricket Academy of Maniac Mischief (CAMM for short). Any niceness and you shall, and will be, removed. The Most Michievious of Them All will be discovered at the end of the semester, either by default or an unfair vote. Just a few annoying rules and regulations follow. Give yourself a pinch and read on. The nicest mischief makers will be drawn from The Latern of Disobeying. This form must be returned and covered and dirt by November 23rd, 2014. Any forms not muddied or ruined in any single form will be returned with a letter of rejection. Classes will run from 4:30 to 5:30, so no one misses making naughtiness in their regular school. The more liars and thieves the better. Shouting out, talking, texting, and passing notes in class, and being rude is greatly encouraged. Miss as much or as little class as you would like. Keeping troublemaking journals and diaries will be smiled upon, especially when done in class. A record of all classes will be post on the fine Cricket Chatterbox. We hope your mischief making experience is both enjoyable and terribly satisfying. If not, rudely scream and holler about everything horribly wrong with your trip. We hope to see you on the 25th of November, revoltingly tardy and sloppy-looking. You will most certainly be notified of any added information. Most Unsincerly, Proffessor Ellie Headmistress and Thief
submitted by Ellie, age 12, CAMM
(October 26, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
(October 26, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
*Throws snirtballs at the walls*
(November 24, 2014 - 11:30 pm)
Day 1
Loud Speakers: All students in the Too-Big Room! I repeat, all students in the Too-Big Room!
busy kid: I just got here and there's already! Why not skip it, shall we? Wink wink.
Forrest: Oh come on! Why?
Masked Piester: You don't want miss this. Maybe they'll teach us how to violently smash a wedding cake in Forrest's face! YEAH!
Naughty Kid: Does anybody have some plates and a few bottle of Ready Whip?!
Watermelon: Oddly enough, I packed that.
SAVVY44x: *cartwheels over* I prefer the cake. Whipped is kinda gross.
THE BLASTER!!!: How you dare insult whipped cream!
Masked Piester: But it makes it better to smash in her FACE!
THE BLASTER!!!: AHH!! *sticks out tonuge, sprays Squeak*
Squeak: Ew! Watch it!
Masked Piester & THE BLASTER!!!: CRAZY!
Watermelon: Here's your whipped cream!
(THE BLASTER!!! & Masked Piester pie Forrsest and Squeak. Forrest and Squeak exchange grossed-out looks and start heading towards bathrooms.)
Bookbug: Let's eat it!
THE BLASTER!!!: ATTACK! *takes spoon out of pocket and tries to scoop cream off faces*
Forrest: Run!
Squeak: Help me!
(Enter bathrooms and lock doors.)
Masked Piester and THE BLASTER!!!: AH! *running in circles*
(SAVVY44x front limbers by)
(Violet and Captain Read enter late)
Violet: Phew! It hasn't started. Sorry we're late.
Captain Read: What the heck is going on in here?!
Bookbug: Watch out!
Masked Piester and THE BLASTER: Incoming! Heads up!
(Whipped cream comes flying)
Hello? Is anyone coming for the--Why's there whipped cream everywhere?
(Pie hits me in the face.)
Squeak: *Exits bathroom* You gotta admit that's funny. Unless it happens to you.
Extra points to all whipped cream throwers!
Masked Piester: I love this place!
THE BLASTER!!!: That's how I LIKE it!
The Whipped Cream Wars go on for the rest of the afternoon. Forrest never comes out of the bathroom.
(November 25, 2014 - 4:55 pm)
top.
(November 25, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
Squeak: Um, guys? Where's Forrest?
Danie: HUZZAHHHHH! ON THE COUNT OF THREE, THROW ALL THE CHERRY PIES INTO SQUEAK'S FACE! IT MIGHT JUST MAKE ENOUGH FORCE TO KNOCK HIM INTO THE WHEEL! 1... 2...
Squeak: Wa-
Danie: THREEEEE!!!!!
Pies are throw from everywere into Squeak's face, sending him crashing into the wheel.
Danie: QUICK! STRAP HIM TO THE WHEEL!
Blaster: Yes mad'm!
Squeak: Does anyone know where forre- *gets muffled by a pie*
Danie: MAKE THE WHEEL SPIN!
MP: *turns on the wheel, allowing it to spin* WOOOOO!! Now THIS is fun!
Squeak: AHHhhHHHHhhhhHHHHhhhhhHHHHhhhhHhhhHHHhhHhHhhHHhhH
Danie: Love that affect on screams!
(November 26, 2014 - 11:46 am)
Guys, are you continuing the story? Whatcha doing? If you are, I make the story. Or is this a journal? I'm confused.
(November 26, 2014 - 1:37 pm)
Sis, did you realize you didn't join whatsoever?
(November 29, 2014 - 12:08 pm)
Oops! Looks like I don't exist in this school! Well, ignore my post completly! Actually, ignore me completely!
(November 29, 2014 - 12:09 pm)
Bookbug, Squeak, and Danie tip-toe to Professor Ellie's room.
Squeak: This is gonna be awesome!!
Bookbug: You said it!
She brings out a bottle of helium. They open the door. Ellie is sleeping.
Bookbug: YAAAHHHHH!!!!!
She sprays the helium in Ellie's direction.
Professor Ellie (in squeaky voice) : Hee, hee, hee, hee! Hi, guys! I'm so happy!
Bookbug, Danie, and Squeak roll around the floor in laughter.
Squeaky Ellie: What's so funny? Hee, hee, hee, hee!
~
Does this earn my extra points?
(November 26, 2014 - 2:32 pm)
Forrest: I'm tired. I stayed in the bathroom too long yesterday and the place was locked up with me in it!
Naughty Kid: You really could've prevented that.
(SAVVY44x walks by, singing)
Bookbug: You fell asleep in there, didn't you?
Forrest: Maybe...
Masked Piester: *pops head in room* Extra points for lying!
Bookbug: *sighs happily* Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! No normal school!
Naughty Kid: Is there CAMM tomorrow?
Bookbug: I will not answer that question for some random reason.
SAVVY44x: *walks in* Hey peeps!
Loud Speaker: Classes are starting. I repeat classes are starting.
Forrest: Let's go!
(File into halls)
Masked Piester: Maybe today we'll smash the cake!
Forrest: No! No more dessert in my face!
Squeak: I strangely wouldn't mind. There's something about having food thrown at you that makes you love eating it even more.
Violet: Hi.
THE BLASTER!!!: I bet we'll learn to burn the turkey! Wait, why do I want to do that?
Watermelon: Okay what the heck? What's with this fully-cooked turkey stuffed with my grandmother's secret family recipe prize-winning stuffing?
Busy kid: Because you're weird. That's what's with that.
Watermelon: Hey! Shut up.
Rudeness points!
Captain Read: *bumps into busy kid* Sorry! Ow.
busy kid: What'cha readin'?
Captain Read: A book. Obviously.
(Kids sit down)
Video: Mwahahaha! You didn't think we would actually teach anything? You wouldn't be here without being top noch. You will still be watched. We have cameras everywhere! Now for our kind-of-long-but-not-really vacation with Professor Admin 1, Professor Admin 2, and Professor Third Admin! We'll steal every scoop of Blue Moon ice cream! Mwahaha! Watch out. You've been warned...
Gasp! This is where it really begins. I, Professor Ellie, have become a spy. I am spying on you. I shall read your thoughts. Expell you without one single sound. Toture you by singing cheesy pop songs over and over! And here they begin!
Let it go! Let it go! Get this song out of my head...
I have a real unfortunate story to tell about Blue Moon ice cream. I was so excited to find it for sale here in Illinois and I brought it to a neighborhood block party. I was hurrying across the yard to tell some friends to come quick to get some before it was all gone, not watching the ground in front of me. I tripped on a beanbag game, fell, broke my wrist, and gashed my leg. I was in a brace for five weeks. I've just begun to play my violin again and am still doing rehab exercises to improve flexibility. I'm right handed and it was my right hand. I have learned to be more careful now!
Admin
(November 26, 2014 - 5:03 pm)
Oh, Admin! I'm so sorry to hear that! And you play violin? Cool! But I'm sorry to hear that.
Well, I'm on the mend, and I hope I've learned a lesson!
(November 26, 2014 - 6:46 pm)
oh wow, ow.
GET WELL SOON ADMIN!!!!
Thank you, Savvy.
(November 26, 2014 - 7:08 pm)
Aw, GWS (Get Well Soon) Admin!
Thanks. I'm doing well!
(November 27, 2014 - 3:46 pm)
Okay, guys! Sorry I didn't post yesterday. Thanksgiving celebrations. But here is yesterday's day for you:
Day 3
Someone had a great Thanksgiving. But Bookbug also did something too sweet. She ate the right amount of pie. She said, 'please', and 'thank you'. She used her manners. She actually gave thanks. She ate the food she didn't like. She asked to be excused.
Her mom is very proud. I am not. So Bookbug had to say goodbye to CAMM. Of course, everyone was rude and didn't notice or notice she was gone. She was expelled today because I can see into the future. I could show you incredible things.
Naughty Kid: Oh! Morning classes! That makes sense.
Masked Piester: Of course, dude.
Naughty Kid: How was I supposed to know?
THE BLASTER!!!: You just were.
Violet: Parade anyone?
Forrest: Woo! Kick! You kick, girl! Go Rockettes!
Busy Kid: Seriously? Elmo? This is the worst float ever! Please stop singing, Elmo! Oh no. Big Bird. Change the channel! Change the channel! Ugh! Elmo's on this channel too?
Captain Read: New York is nice.
And now the boring channel!
Boring channel: The species weighed the appoximate amou--
Watermelon: Elmo's better! Back to Elmo!
Captain Read: Hey! I was watching that.
Squeak: We were all watching that, then we changed the channel.
SAVVY44x: They seriously have this musical again?
Violet: Brr! Look at that snow. I'm getting chills just thinking about it!
THE BLASTER!!!: Okay, who else is bored?
Masked Piester: Me! Let's go bake a cake.
THE BLASTER!!!: Nah. Le's explore this place.
Masked Piester: Yeah! And then we'll make a cake.
Tour Guide BLASTER: Maybe. Okay! Attention please! I'm THE BLASTER!!!, your tour guide for today.
Tour Guide SAVVY44x: Hey! You are not the tour guide. I am.
Tour Guide BLASTER: Not-uh!
Tour Guide SAVVY: Yeah-huh!
Tour Guide BLASTER: Fine. You're assisstant tour guide.
Assisstant SAVVY: Okay. You may silently look at your surroundings...
Tour Guide BLASTER: We are now in the living/game room.
Assisstant SAVVY: We enter the lobby. You may silently look at your surroundings..
Tour Guide BLASTER: We now enter the Too-Big Room.
Assisstant SAVVY: The perfect place for gymnastics! *does big routine*
Masked Piester: Let's run! *Runs freely and aimlessly around room*
Watermelon: Guys! Santa's on! Hurry up!
Tour Guide BLASTER: And that concludes part one of our tour. Santa!
Happy (belated) Thanksgiving everyone!
(November 28, 2014 - 4:58 pm)
Day 4
Masked Piester: Woo-hoo! Black Friday! See ya, peeps! I'm goin' to the the mall!
THE BLASTER!!!: Whoa whoa! Stop! You may not leave. You know you can't go to the mall without me!
Squeak: Yuck! Girly day!
Captain Read: Yeah! Us men are going to cry at baby puppy pictures and wear pink.
Masked Piester: I think Captain Read is secretly a girl. *smiles, laughs*
Captain Read: Am not!
Masked Piester: Oh really Reed Marie?
Captain Read is now red-faced and fuming.
Squeak: *sheds tear* It's-It's so c-c-cute! Look! It's in a teacup! *holds up picture*
Naughty Kid: Man up, dude!
Masked Piester: I'm getting the cutest mask ever!
THE BLASTER!!!: And I'll buy a Nerf gun and lightsaber! Hiiyah!!
Violet: I'm don't like the crowds of Black Friday.
Masked Piester: In crowds, there are more people to throw pie at.
THE BLASTER!!!: Anyway, we're going. So bye.
They have now exited the building and made this day far less interesting.
Forrest: Yay! They're gone!
Masked Piester: *reenters* Oops! Forgot my wallet. See ya!
THE BLASTER!!!: *reenters* Mine too. Peace!
Masked Piester: *reenters* Oh no! My cards! Bye bye.
THE BLASTER!!!: *reenters* Need my pepper spray. Farewell!
Forrest: (quiet plead) Please don't come back, please don't come back!
Masked Piester: *reenters* Hey! Forgot something else. Wait, nevermind.
Forrest, Squeak, Captain Read, busy kid, Naughty Kid: Just LEAVE already!
Okay, maybe it is better without them.
30 minutes later...
Masked Piester: We're back! I got the most adorable mask you've ever seen.
THE BLASTER!!!: The Nerf gun and bow! *shoots darts everywhere*
Masked Piester: Plus an assortment of pies. Blueberry, pecan, blackberry, Oreo, Hershey's, peanut butter, lemon merangue, strawberry, apple, cherry, coconut creme, bannana creme, and chicken pot. All for Forrest's face and my mouth.
SAVVY44x: Cool.
Watermelon: And I packed Sheppard's.
Forrest: Ugh...
(November 28, 2014 - 7:57 pm)
Welp... I went Black Friday shopping, and what I didn't tell em' is that, I went to a secondhand store, and my "Nerf Rebell" bow, will shoot real arrows! Eeekkk! How fun! I'm gonna go stock Forest and try too shoot, I like her. Anyway, live targets are much funner.
(November 29, 2014 - 10:59 am)