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Dear Mischief Maker:
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Dear Mischief Maker:
Dear Mischief Maker: You are brutally invited to Cricket Academy of Maniac Mischief (CAMM for short). Any niceness and you shall, and will be, removed. The Most Michievious of Them All will be discovered at the end of the semester, either by default or an unfair vote. Just a few annoying rules and regulations follow. Give yourself a pinch and read on. The nicest mischief makers will be drawn from The Latern of Disobeying. This form must be returned and covered and dirt by November 23rd, 2014. Any forms not muddied or ruined in any single form will be returned with a letter of rejection. Classes will run from 4:30 to 5:30, so no one misses making naughtiness in their regular school. The more liars and thieves the better. Shouting out, talking, texting, and passing notes in class, and being rude is greatly encouraged. Miss as much or as little class as you would like. Keeping troublemaking journals and diaries will be smiled upon, especially when done in class. A record of all classes will be post on the fine Cricket Chatterbox. We hope your mischief making experience is both enjoyable and terribly satisfying. If not, rudely scream and holler about everything horribly wrong with your trip. We hope to see you on the 25th of November, revoltingly tardy and sloppy-looking. You will most certainly be notified of any added information. Most Unsincerly, Proffessor Ellie Headmistress and Thief
submitted by Ellie, age 12, CAMM
(October 26, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
(October 26, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
Ellie? Who are the people alive? It's all very conflizzling.
(December 6, 2014 - 3:22 pm)
ELLIE! Where are you?! We are all missing you!
And you STILL didn't tell me if I've been accepted!
PS. I signed up as Mischief Maker, but now I am Mischief Maniac.
PPS. ACCEPT ME!
PPPS. RUDE AND YELLING POINTS!
PPPPS. I LOVE PS'S!
(December 6, 2014 - 4:25 pm)
As you all can see, I have been slacking off and not paying attention to anything on here for a while. I am not ashamed of this because of course that is the entire point.
P.s This thread is really funny.
(December 7, 2014 - 8:40 am)
ELLIEEEEEE! You can't be SO NAUGHTY that you never post here! IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT! We need to know the winner. *smacks Ellie in the face with a paper ball*
(December 9, 2014 - 3:58 pm)
OMG! So sorry! I'm not posting as often as I promised. But I've written up to Day 11. Here's what you've been waiting for for too long....
....what we do for this part. A 5, 6, 7, 8! 'Boys' cartwheel! Front limber! Heart! 'If it's' tick tock! And you do: clap, side, clap, side, jazz square, clap! Blank Space, from the top! 5, 6, 7...
Mean while, Masked Piester, Squeak, and Indigo were working hard on their comedy act.
Indigo: "This is the best math class ever! No teacha! CRAZINESS!"
Squeak: "Ah! Help! This out of control!"
Masked Piester: "Don't fear! Super Piester is here!"
busy kid realized there was too many judges. He is now practicing his magic act. Oh boy.
busy kid: And now! I set this hat on fire withour burning down the building!
Violet: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I know this trick is going to backfire, so please remove it from your act.
To be continued.... Ugh! Why is recess so short?
(December 10, 2014 - 1:42 pm)
...Ha! Backfire!
busy kid: I will now saw Violet in half! *revs up chainsaw*
Violet: NO!
Watermelon was setting up the best refreshment buffet in the history of refreshment buffets.
Watermelon: Orange punch over there, fizzy punch on the left. Brownies here, cake northeast, Grandma's Choco Supreme Chip cookies south. That's that section.
Savvy also was singing Meghan Trainor's "Lips Are Movin" with motions.
SAVVY44x: "You can buy me diamond earrings and deny ny ny, ny ny ny, deny ny..."
The judges were being judgy...
Captain Reas: We'll call her up first, then tell her comments.
Violet: Then him. Give him opinions.
Captain Read: Then scores...
Amd then Squeak got a blueberry pie in his face.
(December 11, 2014 - 1:44 pm)
YOU DIDN'T WRITE ANYTHING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!
(December 11, 2014 - 6:11 pm)
Dear Mischief Maniac:
Late applications do not count for this semester. However, you may apply next semester (if it exists).
Unsincerely,
Professor Ellie
Evildoer and maniac
(December 16, 2014 - 1:17 pm)
Day 9
Somethings are sadly not meant to be. Some buffets aren't meant to be. But she was doing us a favor. That's bad in my eyes. That's why she had to leave.
It's said the show must go on. Today it will be without Watermelon. Don't worry about that refreshment buffet of hers. I let her set it up before she got expelled. If you give her a call, Watermelon will gladly deliver.
But nevermind that. Today was the big day. The day of CAMM Super Skills. I wish bad luck to all. What else did you expect from a liar, thief. headmistress, and troublemaker. It of course had to be done.
Violet: Everyone ready?
SAVVY44x: Yeah.
Indigo: I guess. Who watching this thing anyway?
Good question. The staff and I are spying through the cameras. The live audience is neighboorhood cats and dogs. I like the word live because it's evil backwards. Anyway, we're 'borrowing" them.
Indigo: Ok thanks.
Squeak: Who's doing lighting, curtain, and stage stuff?
Capatchas. In their language it's lite, redd clof, and stuf. Also rope.
Gordon the capathca: Hiya!
Squeak: Hi! Cool.
Pie the captcha: Savv, your onnn!
Savvy introduced the show. Her singing was breathtaking.
Pie: Blas terr ! Ggoo !
2 b continued...
Gordon days zone. Yep, we're in the zone.
(December 16, 2014 - 1:39 pm)
Pie! Get back here!
And now, the world's longest tongue twister.
What a to do to die today at a minute or two till two? A thing distinctly hard to say but harder still to do. At the beat of tattoo, at twenty till two a rattitatatittatattittatoo and the dragon will come when he hears the drum at a minute or two till two today at a minute or two till two.
(December 16, 2014 - 7:13 pm)
...Blank Space was great. much applause was heard. Not applause, excuse me, barks and meows.
Pie: busy kidd! Your turn!
busy kid was alright. He didn't set the place on fire.
Pie: Sily actt. Ggoo mass terr !
The comedy act had the dogs rolling over laughing...
2 b conitinued @ 1;00 2day...
(December 17, 2014 - 8:04 am)
...The cats thought it was purr-fect.
Pie: Juge time!
Violet: Savvy and Blaster, please step forward.
Captain Read: Outstanding performance, ladies. Savv, you're an amazing gymnast. Blaster, you were very happy and energetic. Good choreography.
Violet: Squeak, Masked Piester, Indigo. Please come.
Captain Read: You were truly hilarious! I almost laughed out loud. That was crazy! Very well written. Good work.
Violet: busy kid, may I have your attention.
Captain Read: Good. Practice a little more. Although, it was funny. Thanks.
Violet: Savv, for your singing act.
Captain Read: I like your voice. You hit the notes. Nice key. Outstanding.
Masked Piester: You're goin' down, Squeak!
Squeak: We're on the same team!
Masked Piester: Fine. Blaster, you're going down!
Captain Read: Scores are out opf 100.
Violet: In 3rd place, recieving 83 points... She's awesome, she's crazy, she's 1 of our 2 solos...Get ready...It's...
THE BLASTER!!!: Just tell us!
Violet and Captain Read: Savvy's stellar "Lips Are Movin" performance!
The animals made their sounds, the people and captachas cheered....
2 b continued...
(December 17, 2014 - 1:38 pm)
...Violet: In 2nd place, recieving 92 points, our dancing duo...
Violet and Captain Read: Blaster and Savvy's Blank Space!
Everyone cheered, barked, and meowed louder.
Violet: In 1st, receiving a score of 98, the hilarious comedy trio...
Violet & Captain Read: Drum roll and whatever animals can do please! Masked Piester, Squeak, Indigo, and their crazy comedy!
Bravo! Brava! Congrats! Sorry this took so long. But yeah!
And they all lived rude and weirdly ever after. For today.
Goron says pnta. Pinta? Is that Mexican? Now I want tacos and spicy Mexican food!
(December 17, 2014 - 5:29 pm)
Mexican food?
(dons random sombrero and fake mustache)
OLÉ OLÉ, OLÉ, OLÉ! OLÉ OLÉ, OLÉ, OLÉ! DADADADADADADADAAAAAAAA FIESTAAAAAAAAAAAA
(December 17, 2014 - 8:30 pm)
Day 10
Today is a celebration of double digits. Well, if you can call sitting around and playing on iPads celebrating. But that rather boring some thought of as celebrating was interrupted by a nice FaceTime from one of our good friends and fomer students.
Bookbug (over FaceTime): Heylo! I didn't have homework, so I thought I'd call. Not that I do homework...Anyway. 'Sup?
SAVVY44x: Nuttin' much.
Masked Piester: We had a talent show and I won!
Indigo: Hey! Don't take all the credit! You wouldn't have done it done it with out me and Squeak. Right, Squeak?
Squeak: Wha? Oh yeah. That's great. Die die die!
Masked Piester: I could have stolen the show with out you...
2 b continued....
(December 18, 2014 - 8:06 am)