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Dear Mischief Maker:
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
Dear Mischief Maker:
Dear Mischief Maker: You are brutally invited to Cricket Academy of Maniac Mischief (CAMM for short). Any niceness and you shall, and will be, removed. The Most Michievious of Them All will be discovered at the end of the semester, either by default or an unfair vote. Just a few annoying rules and regulations follow. Give yourself a pinch and read on. The nicest mischief makers will be drawn from The Latern of Disobeying. This form must be returned and covered and dirt by November 23rd, 2014. Any forms not muddied or ruined in any single form will be returned with a letter of rejection. Classes will run from 4:30 to 5:30, so no one misses making naughtiness in their regular school. The more liars and thieves the better. Shouting out, talking, texting, and passing notes in class, and being rude is greatly encouraged. Miss as much or as little class as you would like. Keeping troublemaking journals and diaries will be smiled upon, especially when done in class. A record of all classes will be post on the fine Cricket Chatterbox. We hope your mischief making experience is both enjoyable and terribly satisfying. If not, rudely scream and holler about everything horribly wrong with your trip. We hope to see you on the 25th of November, revoltingly tardy and sloppy-looking. You will most certainly be notified of any added information. Most Unsincerly, Proffessor Ellie Headmistress and Thief
submitted by Ellie, age 12, CAMM
(October 26, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
(October 26, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
Day 14
Today our beloved friend will be packing her bags. Well, her backpack. And her weapons. We thought she was The Most Mischievous of Them All. We were fooled.
THE BLASTER!!! packed her gun, bow, and arrows. She took her craziness machine and headed out the door. We will always be able to FaceTime and iMessage.
Masked Piester: Why are all the interesting people leaving?! I'm here, stuck with you 3.
Violet: Hey! I totally am interesting! I, uh... What do I do that's interesting?
SAVVY44x: I don't know. But I think you'll be able to add something to that blank list. I explored this place on my own, cartwheeling down the halls. This place is big enough for a marathon! Isn't that cool?
Indigo: I stayed up late reading last night. I'm tiiirrredd...
SAVVY44x: I did too, but I can still do this! *does gymnastics* Sleep is soooo over rated.
Indigo: All right. But maybe we could call Watermelon, 'cause I'm hungry.
Violet: Come on, just run!
Indigo: But I'll never win on an empty stomach!
Masked Piester: *throws key lime pie at Indigo* That means to shut your pie hole, please.
Indigo : Fine!
SAVVY44x: The start and finish are the same. Ready go!
2 b continued...
(January 5, 2015 - 1:43 pm)
...I'll tell you right now: Indigo got a sudden craving for meal worms and chicken feed halfway through the race. She ran most of the race morphed.
Here are the results. Savvy: First. Masked Piester: Second. Chicken Indigo: Third. Violet: Fourth
Violet: How did the chicken beat me?!
Indigo: What?
Violet: You turned into a chicken, dumbo!
Indigo: No I didn't! That means I turned into an elephant if I was Dumbo.
Violet: *sighs*
(January 6, 2015 - 9:44 am)
Sorry I haven't written in a while. I'm not getting enough time to write lately.
Gordon says kdka. Are you listening to the radio, Gordon? What are they talking about on there?
(January 8, 2015 - 1:27 pm)
Day 15
A while ago, I had to Google what chickens eat. That was weird.
I won't be continuing my study of chickens of much longer. That is because the were-chicken was expelled.
Indigo clucked her way out of CAMM. Sure, turning into a chicken was weird. But it didn't mean it was wrong. According to my research (please keep in mind I said that like Keisha from The Magic School Bus), chickens are quite gentle animals.
Violet: Well, I guess we'll guess we'll see her down on the farm.
SAVVY44x: At Bob Evan's? Will she order chocolate chip pancakes with me?
Violet: No, you silly goose!
Masked Piester: I think the best term here is silly chicken.
Violet: Oh, whatever!
2 b continued...
(January 14, 2015 - 1:46 pm)
Sorry I haven't posted. I had a lot of HW, and I forgot my notebook at home. But here we continue Day 15!
...SAVVY44x: We've done a lot in these 15 day, ya know. Remember the time we had our first pie fight?
Masked Piester: We didn't even have real pie!
SAVVY44x: And remember the time we were remembering the time of our first pie fight?
Violet: Okay, why're we remembering a minute ago?
SAVVY44x: And remember the time we were remembering the time that were remembering the time of our first pie fight?
Violet: Okay seriously?!
SAVVY44x: And remember--
Violet: --the time I got really annoyed because you were doing too much remembering?! Oh wait...That's right now.
Masked Piester: Shut up, dude.
Violet: Well isn't that what she should be doing?!
2 b continued...
(January 16, 2015 - 1:41 pm)
Okay, it must be kind of annoying that I keep saying "2 b continued" over and over. I hope to finish this day today.
...SAVVY44x: And to continue, remember--Oh, hey it's snowing!
Masked Piester: There's a lot out there.
Violet: We can probably find some gear in this building.
Masked Piester: Yoo-Hoo! I found the winter supply closet.
SAVVY44x: How to Defeat an Ice Golem by Winter E. Scape. This looks interesting...
Seriously!? 2 b continued...
(January 18, 2015 - 5:41 pm)
...Violet: And it's a series! Look: How to Befriend a Frost Elf (I think we've already done that), How to Make and Use an Enchanted Snowball, How to Magically Survive the Winter Season, and many more!
SAVVY44x: Let's go play!
Savvy, Piester, and Violet bundle up ans play in the snow for a while.
Masked Piester: Whew! That was a lot of snow angels and balls.
SAVVY44x: Don't forget mini snowmen!
Violet: S-sooo c-c-cold! Sn-snow in f-face!
SAVVY44x: Hot chocolate from Watermelon anyone?
Violet and Piester: Yeah!
Gordon says itfm. Yeah! You listening to your jam?
(January 18, 2015 - 7:06 pm)
Day 16
Today we narrow it down to the final two mischief makers. And now it's time to play the infamous game, Guess That Expelled Person!
Is everybody ready? And the contestants are you, a bunch of people over FaceTime, some of the CAMM, and that's about it!
Your host is....Professor Ellie! Thank you, thank you! Here's how you play Guess That Expelled Person! A clue will show up on The Screen of Wrongdoing, I will read it, and you will guess that expelled person! Simple, eh? Get ready....Go!
Clue 1: She's a girl.
Bookbug: How's that gonna help?
Mr. Nutti and Squeak, your answers....
Squeak: Someone!
Mr. Nutti: *chipmunk noises*
Nope! Next clue! She's crazy.
Watermelon: Duh.
2 b continued....
(January 20, 2015 - 1:42 pm)
...Naughty Kid: Blaster!
Incorrect!
Admin 1: Where's busy kid?
Didn't you hear about his disappearance? I thought you watched it happen. Maybe not. Anyway, clue 3.
Captain Read: I found it, everyone! I know who it is!
Masked Piester: Be quiet, you.
Indigo: What? Where? How?!
Forrest: Who is it?
Captain Read: It's--
THE BLASTER!!!: *clasps hand over Captain Read's mouth* I'll tell you that...
2 b continued...
(January 21, 2015 - 1:43 pm)
...it's--
Violet: *duct tapes Blaster's mouth*
2 b continued... (This is how to waste a post and a perfectly good half hour).
(January 22, 2015 - 1:44 pm)
...Ha! I love my tape! The person is--
SAVVY44x: *walks in* Why was it me?! I am no much naughtier than those two. What the heck!?
Admin 2: Thanks for spoiling the show...
Admin 3: She did not. Cheer up.
Okay, well I guess everyone knows it was Savvy. But thanks for attempting to play Gues That Expelled Person! Goodnight!
Sorry this took so long!
(January 23, 2015 - 1:28 pm)
OMG! This is the 100th post!!! Yayzeez!!!!! What an honor!
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(January 21, 2015 - 6:33 pm)
I am so glad Savvy left! Less competition! I'm so mischievous!
Hey Vi! (Hits Violet with a violet colored violet cream violet pie made of violets)
(January 23, 2015 - 3:37 pm)
Thank You???? Btw I'm rooting 4 piester. If I cannot win, at leastv let it be her. I have always admired your mischeif. Pie Violet in the face for me!! Goodbye all!
But don't forget to join my Angency!!! Click THIS IS NOT... to sign up today! Brougt to you by the twenty-seven dwarves. Or elves. Wink.
(January 24, 2015 - 10:50 am)
OMG. I cannot believe what I just did. I was typing the last post of CAMM. I was almost done. Then I accidentally hit the "X". I apologize in advance if it is late. I am very mad at myself, Taylor Swift, big red "X"s, and a lot of other things.
(January 24, 2015 - 7:30 pm)