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Dear Mischief Maker:
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Dear Mischief Maker:
Dear Mischief Maker: You are brutally invited to Cricket Academy of Maniac Mischief (CAMM for short). Any niceness and you shall, and will be, removed. The Most Michievious of Them All will be discovered at the end of the semester, either by default or an unfair vote. Just a few annoying rules and regulations follow. Give yourself a pinch and read on. The nicest mischief makers will be drawn from The Latern of Disobeying. This form must be returned and covered and dirt by November 23rd, 2014. Any forms not muddied or ruined in any single form will be returned with a letter of rejection. Classes will run from 4:30 to 5:30, so no one misses making naughtiness in their regular school. The more liars and thieves the better. Shouting out, talking, texting, and passing notes in class, and being rude is greatly encouraged. Miss as much or as little class as you would like. Keeping troublemaking journals and diaries will be smiled upon, especially when done in class. A record of all classes will be post on the fine Cricket Chatterbox. We hope your mischief making experience is both enjoyable and terribly satisfying. If not, rudely scream and holler about everything horribly wrong with your trip. We hope to see you on the 25th of November, revoltingly tardy and sloppy-looking. You will most certainly be notified of any added information. Most Unsincerly, Proffessor Ellie Headmistress and Thief
submitted by Ellie, age 12, CAMM
(October 26, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
(October 26, 2014 - 6:06 pm)
...THE BLASTER!!!: Hiya! I got a gun, and a bow and arrow! Aim! Fire! *shoots Nerf gun*
Squeak: Ah! Zombies!
Bookbug: Cool, guys. So who's left? I want to talk to Watermelon.
Violet: No. Watermelon, Forrest, and Naughty Kid are gone. But if you want Watermelon food, she'll bring it right to your front door step.
Bookbug: I'm not hungry.
Captain Read: I'm at the end!...
2 b continued....
(December 18, 2014 - 1:45 pm)
Sorry I didn't finish yesterday. Math homework. Ugh, Common Core. Anyway...
...Come on! No! No! I'm second...
Bookbug: What's she playing?
busy kid: Fun Run. She's okay. I beat her.
Bookbug: Virtual five! *smacks screen* Don't leave me hanging!
busy kid: *hits screen* Yeah!
SAVVY44x: And I'm dead. What's for dinner over there?
Bookbug: Meatloaf. Kinda gross.
Masked Piester: And cake or pie for dessert!
Bookbug: Well I gotta go. Hear my mom calling?
Bookbug's mom: Dinner, honey!
Bookbug: Coming! Bye, guys!
Everyone but Bookbug: Bye!
Indigo: let's dial Watermelon. I'm hungry.
(December 19, 2014 - 8:07 am)
Well, ex-ka-YOOZ- me. Nobody realized that my applying late was THE MOST NAUGHTIEST THING EVER!
(December 18, 2014 - 1:57 pm)
Day 11
Some advice was taken. Someone did what they were supposed to do. Rule following? Come on! This will not be tolerated. She said practice the magic act, but you never should've. Not that you were any good, busy kid. But still.
busy kid has now vanished like magic from CAMM. Maybe he did disappear into thin air. I have a few tricks up my sleeve...
Masked Piester: We never finished our tour from Thanksgiving.
THE BLASTER!!!: Oh yeah. I forgot about that. I don't want to be tour guide. Savv, take over!
SAVVY44x: Yes! No more assissting!...
2 b continued...
(December 19, 2014 - 1:51 pm)
...Who else wants to silently look at their surroundings?!
Indigo: Me!
Squeak: Why not?
Captain Read: Yeah, I'll be bored if I don't. Violet's coming!
Violet: Hey! Am not! I never said that. I wanted some alone time.
Captain Read: You'll have plenty of alone time when you go home in an hour or so.
SAVVY44x: Please make a decision! I can't wait any longer!
Violet: Fine.
SAVVY44x: Yay! Let's start this thing...
2 b continued...
(December 23, 2014 - 1:35 pm)
Hey, did anyone order food? I'm.. well, I don't really want to tell you my name, but I'm the food deliverer person. Did someone order food from Watermelon?
(December 23, 2014 - 4:55 pm)
Masked Piester: Ready to pie Squeak at any given point or time! Whoo!
Tour Guide Savvy: Follow me everyone! Down this small hall we have the teacher lounge. Enter and you may silently look at your surroundings...
Squeak: Ooh! *pecan pie flies in face*
Tour Guide Savvy: Next is the garden. Boring!
Violet: Totally not! Aw... Look at the chipmunk!
Squeak: Yeah!
Tour Guide Savvy: Let's go...
THE BLASTER!!!: Squeak! Stop playing with the chipmunk.
Squeak: Fine. See ya tomorrow, Mr. Nutti.
Tour Guide Savvy: We now enter the auditorium. You may silently look at your surroundings and do gymnastics... *walks on hands*
The rest of the day was a gymnastics class.
(December 23, 2014 - 6:50 pm)
Day 12
Some things happen when you become friends with Mr. Nutti the chipmunk. One thing is it means you're crazy.
You also learn how to fit down a hole, what chipmunks eat for dinner, that chipmunks and rabbits can oddly be friends, and the that your friend Alice is much cooler in person.
Let's just say Squeak got lost in Wonderland and got expelled because of his weirdness and vulnrability. We also say there will be some pies being shoved down chipmunk and rabbit holes.
Masked Piester: Okay, who's my next victum?
Captain Read: *loud whisper of pleading to self* Please not me, please not me!
Masked Piester: Thank you for volunteering. Captain Read, which pie flavor shall be thrown at you next?! I just got rhubbarb.
Captain Read: Ugh!
Tour guide Savvy: We shall continue our tour. We now enter the cafe... (like commercial announcer) Using Watermelon catering is right at your finger tips with the You-Can-Only-Dial-Watermelon phone!
Indigo: Yes, I'd like a full ham..Well done, please... Half hour?! That long?! I want it now!... Yes, the address is xxx X Drive, Xx, State, xxxx. You knew that... No we're not a spa! See ya then...Bye.
THE BLASTER!!!: Let's have a Xmas Eve Eve dinner! Hello?... Yes, potatoes... Soda pop... Lemonade... Oh, I guess juice... Milk too. Anybody wanna add anything else?!
Violet: Christmas cookies!
THE BLASTER!!!: Xmas cookies... Oh yes. A platter does sound nice... Same address as your last customer... Thanks...Bye.
45 minutes later...
Watermelon: Okay, that's $17.95.
Indigo: You're late!
THE BLASTER!!!: Thanks. Here. *hands money*
Watermelon: Here's your change. *hands change and food* Thank you for choosing Watermelon Catering. Have a nice day.
Violet: See ya!
Captain Read: Let's eat!
Masked Piester: Yum! *throws rhubbarb pie at Captain Read*
Captain Read:... *face turns red (if you can make it out under the pie)*
SAVVY44x: Bon appetit! I'm sudenly French.
The festivities last the rest of "classes".
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone! I hope everyone has wonderful days and gets what they want.
(December 23, 2014 - 7:38 pm)
*gives a sad sigh* No one cares about poor old Mischief Maniac. *Throws a sewerball at Elllie.* Even Ellie doesn't appreciate my naughtiness.
(December 25, 2014 - 7:16 pm)
I speak French, and that, is not French. It is in fact, Italian, for, "Eat well!". If it were French, it would be, "Mangez bien!", just saying...
(December 24, 2014 - 5:35 pm)
Dear Mischeif Maniac,
I'm sure Ellie is not purposely ignoring you. Being her sister, i know that she rushes a lot to get CAMM done each day, so she probably doesnt read any comments, just hits the "Add New Comment" button and, well, adds a new comment. I can talk to her if u want.......
(December 29, 2014 - 10:43 am)
aww okay.i mean NOT OK!(i almost forgot to be naughty) so yeah,talk to her if u can.
(December 29, 2014 - 1:55 pm)
Dear Mischief Maker:
We reluctantly apollogize for not allowing you into CAMM. It is hard to fit you in. We did read your comment. It is just hard to fit you in our schedule. Sorry for the inconveinences.
Unsincerely,
Professor Ellie and Staff,
Crimimals and Kidnappers
(December 30, 2014 - 10:36 am)
Dear BLASTER!!!!,
I know its not real french, but....... lets pretend it is for the sake of people who aren;t bilingual, 'kay?
HA!!!! Bubbles says undg!!!! thats either underground or........... UNDERDOG that excites me deeply.
(December 29, 2014 - 10:47 am)
Day 13
Today may be an unlucky day. It's sadly not a Friday. Isn't unlucky fun? It leads to the best stories and the best of people embarrassing themselves! Ha ha!
Masked Piester and Captain Read felt the most unlucky today. I don't know if bad luck runs in anyone's families. But who knows? Someone could have some no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great grandfather they learned their mischief from I never know existed.
Masked Piester was unlucky because she had lost another victim. Captain Read was that victim. So they were feeling a little down. Kind of.
Masked Piester: Violet now shall suffer my delicious wrath!
Yeah, I really don't know about MP. She's a little unpredictable.
Violet: Seriously?! *sigh*
SAVVY44x: So everbody, how was break?
All but Savvy (flatly): Good...
SAVVY44x: Oh come guys! Don't make this another one of those boring days.
Masked Piester: Totally not! I got a pie journal that dispenses whipped cream!
THE BLASTER!!!: I now have a craziness machine. And guess what?! I brought it with me! Ha ha! *weird boxy machine appears* Ta-da!
Indigo: How's this thing work? *steps inside*
THE BLASTER!!!: Uh, Indigo. I wouldn't d--
Crazy Indigo: BLAH! I suck you blood!!! BLAH!
Violet: RUN!
Crazy Indigo: BLAH! I'm so fancy! You already know! BLAH!
The kids and teens run all through the building.
THE BLASTER!!!: *Shoots Nerf gun* Ah! She's out of control!!
Masked Piester: *rapidly fires pies* Go faster! Someone help us!!
SAVVY44x: We're all gonna die!!! And to your right is a classroom!! We will silently look at our surroundings later!
Violet: Tell my mother I love her!!
Crazy Indigo: BLAH!! Bock! Bock! Cluck cluck!
THE BLASTER!!!: SHE'S TURNING INTO A CHICKEN!!
Violet: Wasn't she already one?!
SAVVY44x: No, that was you.
Professor Ellie to the rescue! *antidote lands in Chicken Indigo's head feathers*
Indigo: *morphs into human* Whew! *pants* That was weird. *feels head* What's in my hair? Ew! It's gross! *runs into bathroom*
THE BLASTER!!!: Apparently she will randomly change into a chicken every once in a while. I really should get a refund... Anyway.
SAVVY44x: My turn!
Violet and THE BLASTER!!!: NO!!
(January 3, 2015 - 4:55 pm)