Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Dear Mischief Maker:                                                                                                                  You are brutally invited to Cricket Academy of Maniac Mischief (CAMM for short). Any niceness and you shall, and will be, removed. The Most Michievious of Them All will be discovered at the end of the semester, either by default or an unfair vote. Just a few annoying rules and regulations follow. Give yourself a pinch and read on.                                                                      The nicest mischief makers will be drawn from The Latern of Disobeying. This form must be returned and covered and dirt by November 23rd, 2014. Any forms not muddied or ruined in any single form will be returned with a letter of rejection.                                                                      Classes will run from 4:30 to 5:30, so no one misses making naughtiness in their regular school. The more liars and thieves the better. Shouting out, talking, texting, and passing notes in class, and being rude is greatly encouraged. Miss as much or as little class as you would like. Keeping troublemaking journals and diaries will be smiled upon, especially when done in class. A record of all classes will be post on the fine Cricket Chatterbox.                                                          We hope your mischief making experience is both enjoyable and terribly satisfying. If not, rudely scream and holler about everything horribly wrong with your trip. We hope to see you on the 25th of November, revoltingly tardy and sloppy-looking. You will most certainly be notified of any added information.                                                                                                                                                                                           Most Unsincerly,                                                                                                                   Proffessor Ellie                                                                                                             Headmistress and Thief