Hi, Scuttles!! 

I think I might be slightly insane because I accidentally memorized the opening of Magnus Chase and the Gods Of Asgard: The Sword of Summer... I have recited many times today (one time caused a orange neato dog thing get thrown at my head. Thanks, Lee). Three moons, y'all don't know how scudding proud I am of this...

Also eight days until Percy Jackson tv show premires!!!! 

Hii Nyxie!

I check this thread just about every day, and I keep noticing the "moon is cheese" thing getting longer and longer.

things keep disappearing from my room and reappearing downstairs, with cat claw marks on it.

NEWS BROADCAST ON CHANNEL ??????:

Elizabeth: “Alright, folks, our day is nearly to an end. before you all trudge upstairs yawning and exhaustedly turn off the lights and spend the rest of the night happily reading books under the bedsheets because it’s bedtime so all our energy has to surge back, we’ve got some truly amazing news! Over to Elisabetta with the story.”

(scene cut) 

Elisabetta: “Elisabetta Isabelle here, with many thanks for Elizabeth’s introduction. I’m talking to a witness, Elle, but it would seem that they’re more than a little excited to tell us what has -”

Eliza: “I can’t believe it! I never thought I would see the day! Oh, it’s exhilarating, just amazing, really. I mean, can you believe it? It’s just truly unbelievable, really -”

Elisabetta: “Yes, thank you. Our next and last witness, Beth, surely has some things to say.” *pause* “Beth, I was told you wanted to be on camera.”

Beth (scowls): “Yes. I wanted to make fun of how everyone’s name is a derivative of Elizabeth. It’s ridiculous."

Elisabetta (flinches) : “I am not a derivitave of Elizabeth. I am not! No, I worked hard to get here, and I DON’T CARE that Elizabeth got the Best Reporter’s award and the job as a newscaster I spent years working for and the last piece of cake on Board Game Friday in October and -"

(rapid scene cut)

Elizabeth: “I think that’s more than enough of that. Man, I did not know everyone hated me so much. Well, at this point i guess i’ll just tell you all what happened. Buckle up, folks, for it’s time for the biggest shock of all: Blackfooted Bobcat brushed their* teeth!”

(end video) 

*idk what pronouns i use well enough to write them anywhere XD 

(for context i am horrible at brushing my teeth but a bit ago i brushed, flossed, and used mouthwash mostly by myself. I've been told that you want more of my ridiculous "humor" soooo here we go. nothing to lose i guess, except for all credibility. also i spend way too much time looking at names btw and Elizabeth has a lot of relations so I chose that! Probably makes it hard to read but ah well. also Isabel is apparently derived from Elizabeth)