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QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!
On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
We had to write a piece about the theme of a bad story about Nelson Mandela, and I was arguing that the theme was "if you try hard, you will succeed." And I almost wrote,
"Without this theme, Nelson Mandela would just be an average elephant."
(March 19, 2013 - 4:33 pm)
*snerk*
Today was a good day for quotes.
Muffins: L is eating funny-looking pudding...
Me: It's yogurt.
Muffins: I think it's diseased...
Me: It's yogurt.
Muffins: She's saying it's yogurt...
Me: Because it is.
Muffins: That's it. It's brain-altering pudding that convices you it's yogurt. And diseases you at the same time.
(later)
Me: That's a funny-looking apple.
Muffins: That's because it's a pear.
Me: That's it. It's a brain-altering--
Muffins: *stuffs a napkin in my mouth*
~
In Spanish class!
Teacher: Isn't that ironic?
Squids: No, it's coincidental.
~
Forkmaster: Can I borrow your verbs?
(March 19, 2013 - 5:45 pm)
RELATED YOGHURT QUOTE!
Einstein opens Greek yoghurt container with raspberry jam in the other side.
Me: Is that Danish Pudding?
Einstein: No. *drips raspberry goo into yoghurt and stirs*
Me: Now it looks like clotted blood.
(March 20, 2013 - 5:12 pm)
QUOTE: Okay I'll stop being a crazy monkey in just a minute.
(March 19, 2013 - 6:42 pm)
Friend: Where's my spork juice?
(March 19, 2013 - 8:24 pm)
@Quintus: What is spork juice?
(March 20, 2013 - 6:38 am)
It was actually a bottle of Kool Aid, but for reasons that are really difficult to explain, she calls it spork juice. Seriously, don't ask.
(March 20, 2013 - 8:56 pm)
QUOTE: durdur dur dur.
Someone was humming part of Nightrider except they hummed it weird.
The guy I like is being very confusing. HELP ME, PLEASE!
(March 21, 2013 - 6:36 pm)
*waves hands frantically* Don't look at me. I'm the weirdo in the corner who isn't attracted to anyone but still likes to ship her friends with people. I have issues writing actual relationships without defaulting to Springhole dynamics.
(March 21, 2013 - 8:32 pm)
I don't think I'd be a very good person to advise on this topic beyond the basic "should I date ________" drama in which my answer is almost always "NO".
(March 22, 2013 - 12:57 pm)
I'll call in the expert, aka Blu.
(March 23, 2013 - 4:27 pm)
I AM THE EXPERT!!! I want to help you, Maggie, but this isn't the right thread to talk about things like that. AND I CAN'T THINK OF A QUOTE!!!! UGH!!!
(April 6, 2013 - 9:35 pm)
Irritating boy in orchestra: *is playing cello when not supposed to*
Mr L: Maggie do me a favor and hit him over the head with your bow.
The guy I like is being confusing still. And all my friends are very girly and they want me to ask him out but I'm too chicken. And it would ruin our friendship. And I asked him did he like me (in a note, yes very stereotypical but I'm a chicken) and he said yes. But then I asked him the next day did he mean what he said in the note and he said he was lying. Then he went and told people he broke up with me but we were never dating. And now I really don't know what he thinks of me. HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! And he told Nia not to believe anything I told her about him. He confuses me.
Maggie, I think eleven is too young for talk of dating. You'll have time for that when you're older. For now I'd just concentrate on being friends with girls and boys.
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(March 22, 2013 - 6:12 am)
My response would almost be exactly the same as L's, who happens to be a girl.
Advice, advice... Hmmm... Don't ruin your friendship or anything and just kind of ignore your feelings... If you can. Yeah, he did react kind of stupidly, so just tell him that. He probably just freaked out when you gave him that note and reacted badly. So essentially, just stay friends.
I feel like that was absolutely no help.
(March 22, 2013 - 9:48 pm)
QUOTE: This is not a circle, this is a banana!
(March 22, 2013 - 7:21 am)