The Seder was today and it was HORRIBLE! It was nothing like the Seder my dad does. We had to sing this horrible song to the tune of She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain. The song was about the plagues. And the person leading the Seder (the school librarian) said people actually DO that at Seders. They don't. At least, not in my experience. And one of the girls who read part of the Seder couldn't stop laughing. During the whole Seder I was sitting there muttering, "This is wrong this is wrong this is wrong" and then AFTER the Seder I ranted on and on and on about how it was different from a real Seder. Charoset you pronounce haroset, right? Well one girl pronounced it CHAroset.

QUOTE: blablabla dots blablablabla dots....  

I'm sorry, Maggie. If the librarian and most of the others are not Jewish, maybe you can offer to be a reference guide for any future Seders or other traditional celebrations so it could be more accurate. Maybe your parents would help, too.

Admin

Re: Seats: 

I feel your pain. In literature, I have to sit next to House, who is really bossy and hates me with a burning passion, and behind V (the girl who thought Mary Tudor killed Catholics), who is whiny, mean, and annoying.  

Re: Seder: I'm sorry about that. *facepalm* 

My math teacher doesn't really do anything in class besides sitting there like a dead fish and talking about our homework assignments, so when someone said that there might be a study in math yesterday, I said "A study in math? You mean more of a study than it usually is?"

"Better to go to Florida after reading seven travel guides than to go knowing that that's where Disneyland is." 

QUOTE: She tortured me...

Teacher: Let's make the Elmo doll go night night...

Student:(excited) Can we stab it? 

Me: That's not true! You lied!

Friend: Sorry, Katia... I just feel the need to lie sometimes, you know?

Me: Aha! So you're a compulsive liar! HEY, GUYS, SHE'S A COMPULSIVE LIAR.

Friend: She's a compulsive screamer!

Me: I'M NOT SCREAMING. JUST SPEAKING REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LOUDLY.

Science teacher: Tone it down!

Me: Okay. 

QUOTE: Stone don't take the taco book...

QUOTE: Not another one... I can barely deal with ONE of you!

Abigail is getting hooked on Doctor Who and hasn't even watched it yet. I already talk about Doctor Who all the time 

Yesterday, I was climbing a tree with some little boy about 5 or 6. I scratched my hand on the tree.

Me: Ouch!

Boy: I know, these things are very scratchy.

Me (muttering, shaking out my hand): Yeah...

Boy: And they probably taste terrible, too.

Hilarious!

On June 4th we are going to a park and me and Abigail are going to walk up to people and say,"What year is it?"*person answers* "Oh horrible year,that. Too many tornadoes" 

QUOTE: Clean up clean up everybody everywhere clean up clean up everybody do your share

Will: That's my jam!!!

my classes are full of crazy people. I'm crazy too 

A long time ago, my friend and I were talking about our wax museum saints.

Her: ....she's a little girl, but she had all the Sacraments!

Me: Even Matrimony?

Her: Oh, yeah! Except Matrimony.

So in Stagecraft we get up to the craziest of antics. It is the best thing that ever happened to me, because today we were spontaneously reenacting the duel between Romeo and Tybalt after we found a bunch of plastic swords in the props bin.

Me (Tybalt): Die, scum!

Jazzy (Mercutio): Ah, boo! That's not what you're supposed to say!

Me: Well you're supposed to be dead, so I can hardly see how this matters.

Captain Hook (Romeo): *pokes me with sword* Hey, now it's your turn.

Me: *falls on floor* GEH. I'd say something about my mother right now but the real Tybalt would  probably take issue with that.

Me (to the tune of 'We're off to see the Wizard"): I'm off to play my viola, the wonderful viola of... Hogwarts.

My Dad: Hogwarts.  That does not scan.