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On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
So we're in the practice room in the morning, all five of us (and it's a small practice room). Momma Bone's practicing ridiculously complicated music and suddenly a wild Shelly appears!
Shelly: Oh my gosh everybody look at my shoes!
Me: Oh my gosh they're so awesome!
And then the door closes and everybody is left wondering what just happened.
Band Director (to percussionists): We don't have a duck call, so you can just say quack.
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Muffins: *saying random things* *pauses and looks over her shoulder*
Raven: *rolling an orange up and down Muffins's arm*
Muffins: She's wiping citrus on me.
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Captain Hook: DEER FEET! *pause* This bread is legit!
(March 22, 2013 - 3:08 pm)
Today, in AP Bio, we got really off topic. One of the best quotes was:
'Susanna': Jasmine is like the Rosalind Franklin of the Disney world, though!
(March 22, 2013 - 8:31 pm)
@ Admin: I don't mean to be rude but you sound like my mom. Oh and I never said I wanted to DATE him I just am not sure if he LIKES me. I've been friends with him since fourth grade.
QUOTE: By gosh I think he's got it.
QUOTE: This is my kindergardener face.*smiles sweetly*
I don't know your mom, but I'll take it as a compliment that I sound like her!
Admin
(March 22, 2013 - 8:54 pm)
Me: Our refrigerator is having an identity crisis.
(March 23, 2013 - 4:41 pm)
Doctor Who QUOTE (personA): God bless the cactuses!
Cactuslike alien: That's racist.
(March 24, 2013 - 3:34 pm)
QUOTE: Did anyone ask you to comment on the bread? No I didn't think so. So SHUT UP!
(March 26, 2013 - 4:00 pm)
On a similar note:
Guy in my Chem class: DO NOT QUESTION THE CANTALOUPE!
(March 26, 2013 - 7:20 pm)
We get off-topic muchly in Chem.
Captain Hook: Hooray for my deformed smirking potatoes!
Frodo: I have a watch turtle.
Teacher: The guy in the suit (Darth Vader) is not James Earl Jones. The guy in the suit is somebody who gets paid to be tall.
Captain Hook (describing how Otto Von Bismarck united the squabbling German states): If you're gonna be all antagonistic at us, we're just going to DECLARE WAR ON YOU! Muahaha!
(March 27, 2013 - 2:56 pm)
Me: I can't open my clementine!
Tiara: Here, give it to me, I'll open it.
Jordyn: Did you just say, "I can't open my coconut"?
Me: No...
-Later-
Me: Jordyn are you eating baby food?
Jordyn: This is butterscotch pudding...
-Later-
Grant: YOU ATE THE JELLYBEANS!!!!!!!!
(March 27, 2013 - 4:06 pm)
Brikena: I'm getting my apple *rummages through lunchbox*
Jordyn: Is it tiny?
Brikena: It's mushy!
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Today we had a field trip and I didn't go. So I was sent to another class for first block and second block, (me and Jordyn and Brikena got sent to the same class) but Tiara got sent to a different class. At lunch we have assigned tables so Tiara and Brikena and Jordyn and I all sat at our usual table and didn't get in trouble.
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It was Ms Wilson's birthday so we sang Happy Birthday for her. And everyone from our side of the trailers was singing so loud but then the team Appalachia people were all quiet. It was funny.
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Everyone from orchestra was in band today (basketball tournament and we didn't go) and we watched Rise of the Guardians and then asked the band teacher random questions. And he told us jokes. I'll post one later.
(March 28, 2013 - 5:06 pm)
It's my friend's birthday today, so some of my friends chipped in to get him a stuffed capybara. He's always talking about swimming pools filled with capybaras, so it was a good gift for him.
(March 28, 2013 - 5:53 pm)
We were talking about Slender Man randomly today - more notably, the game Slender, which is terrifying if you play in the forest scene at night. Especially when it's midnight.
Me: There's nobody else there. It's just you--
Scarlett: (with a Kleenex stuck to her face) --and Slahndamahn.
(March 28, 2013 - 9:19 pm)
I'm on spring break now! OK, randomness time.
1. Chameleon Circuit. People say this band has nothing to do with Doctor Who, but they don't know what they're talking about. I have been exposed to this by the best YouTube channel ever, charlieissocoollike.
2. The guy I like. I've been avoiding him, which is easy because I don't have ANY classes with him. I don't know how I'll deal with him next year though, because I will be doing Battle of the Books with him. He said he just liked me as a friend but I think that will make everything awkward between us because he knows I like him. He told me he misunderstood the note and he just likes me as a friend but in that case why did he circle no he doesn't like Stephanie because he's friends with her. He's smarter than that he KNEW what I meant in that note. How should I deal with him?
British child: Daddy I lost my turtle! It's dead I just know it!
Dad: Well then I'll take you to see Superman at the cinema. Do you want to go see Clark Kent?
*getting in car about to go to movie* *turtle crawls out of bush*
Dad: Well I guess we don't have to go see Superman then
(This line has to be read in British accent)Child: *look at turtle look at dad look at turtle look at dad* Let's kill it
(March 29, 2013 - 8:03 am)
Melody, the episode of Phineas and Ferb you were talking about (back at the beginning of this thread) was Bad Hair Day. Admin, you guys are getting lazy. You forgot to censor the teacher's name. Chameleon Circuit is one of the best bands ever. British and NOT One Direction. I find that amusing for some reason. I am turning 12 in 28 days. Yay!
We definitely are NOT lazy, Maggie. We just all have a lot of things to do and we work really hard trying to juggle them all, so sometimes we screen comments quickly. I'm not finding any teacher's name at the beginning of the thread that links to this comment. It is possible that the link isn't working right.
Admin
(March 29, 2013 - 3:21 pm)
I am turning 12 in 28 days. Yay!
(March 29, 2013 - 3:22 pm)