QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!

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QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!

On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.

I'll start...

(we started trigonometry today)

Me: Trig is scary...

Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.  

submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)

Quote: You will live in a box and make 100 dollars a year.

A guy in my class made a fortune teller that said that.

On the school website I posted something about "I LOVE Doctor Who" and my Orchestra teacher replied,"Doctor Who?" Other Whovians will get the joke.

submitted by Maggie the Whovian , age 11, Charlotte
(March 6, 2013 - 8:27 am)

Is SC still on here? Because I really want to talk to a fellow Whovian other than the kid from my orchestra class and the boy I've known since fourth grade who I don't even have any classes with. Of course my dad is a Whovian but he doesn't count. 

I'm going to go ahead and nerd out now. Oh my gosh has anyone seen the episode Blink? It was amazing. My other favorite episodes are Fear Her and the first episode. I also liked Utopia(all three parts). Oh, and The Idiot's Lantern where the Doctor said:

 

Rose/The Doctor: Hi!
Eddie: Who are you then?
The Doctor: Let's see then, judging by the look of you, family man, nice house, decent wage, fought in the war, therefore I represent Queen and country! Just doing a little check of her forthcoming Majesty's subjects before the great day. Don't mind if we come in? Nah, didn't think you did.
Eddie: Don't mind the wife, she rattles on a bit.
The Doctor: Well maybe she should rattle on a bit more. I'm not convinced you're doing your patriotic duty. Those flags. Why are they not flying?
Eddie: There we are Rita, I told you. Get them up, Queen and country!
Rita: I'm sorry.
Eddie: Get it done. Do it now.
The Doctor: Hold on a minute.
Eddie: Like the gentleman says.
The Doctor: Hold on a minute. You've got hands, Mr Connolly. Two big hands. So why's that your wife's job?
Eddie: Well it's housework, isn't it?
The Doctor: And that's a womans job?
Eddie: Course it is!
The Doctor: Mr. Connolly, what gender is the Queen?
Eddie: She's a female.
The Doctor: And are you suggesting the Queen does the housework?
Eddie: No! No, not at all.
The Doctor: Then get busy!
Eddie: Right, yes sir. You'll be proud of us sir. We'll have Union Jacks left, right, and centre.
Rose: 'Scuse me Mr. Connolly, hang on a minute. Union Jacks?
Eddie: Yes, that's right, isn't it?
Rose: That's the Union Flag. It's the Union Jack only when it's flown at sea.
Eddie: Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I... I do apologize.
Rose: Well, don't get it wrong again. There's a good man, now get to it!
The Doctor: Right then! Nice and comfy, at Her Majesty's Leisure.
[to Rose]
The Doctor: Union Flag?
Rose: Mum went out with a sailor.
The Doctor: Oh, I bet she did.
Eddie: [fiercely] I am talking!
The Doctor: [stands up and matches Eddie] AND I'M NOT LISTENING! Now YOU, Mr Connolly, you are staring into a deep dark *pit* of trouble if you don't let me help! So I'm ordering you, SIR! Tell me what's going on!

 

 

 

submitted by Maggie the Whovian , age 11, Charlotte
(March 6, 2013 - 10:35 pm)

The Empty Child Quotes (Doctor Who)

 

The Doctor: One day, just one day, maybe, I'm going to meet somebody who gets the whole "don't wander off" thing.
The Doctor: And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving.
The Empty Child: Are you my Mummy?
[on the Doctor and Rose's outfits]
Captain Jack Harkness: Oh, should've known, the way you guys are blending in with the local colour. I mean, Flag Girl was bad enough, but U-boat Captain?
Do what you got to do. Save the world.

 

submitted by Maggie the Whovian , age 11, Charlotte
(March 6, 2013 - 10:50 pm)

In science today we watched a video about the double slit experiment (look it up) and they said something about how when they fired the particles in slow motion they seemed to go through both slits at once (based on interference pattern) but when they watched the particle it only went through one slit. And I couldn't help myself and I called out, "Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle." Later the science teacher asked me what was that thing I mentioned. I told her and she said,"How did you know that? That is college stuff."

submitted by Maggie the Whovian, age 11, Charlotte
(March 6, 2013 - 11:24 pm)

LANGUAGE ARTS QUOTES:

Irritating boy in my language arts class: Is Piper a boy or a girl?

Me (laughing): Oh my gosh.

MATH QUOTES

Math teacher: So, before we continue with the boringness....(we were watching a boring video about volume/prisms)

My friend Tiara: So whose roof are you hoboing on? (This was directed at my friend Jordyn. She is a Hobo on the Roof, which is an organization for the truly nerdy.)

 

submitted by Maggie the Whovian , age 11, Charlotte
(March 7, 2013 - 6:59 pm)

So I was walking in late to History today because I had scheduling and I hear...

Teacher: ...and a very big gun.

Me: Who put the what in the where now?

Turns out he was talking about how the Ottomans conquered Constantinople. Because seriously, when you have boulders in your wall that don't belong there, that have been put there by your enemies who have a giant cannon that flings rocks at you, you are not going to win.

submitted by L
(March 8, 2013 - 5:00 pm)

I'm flattered. I thought this thread would die. Also, House, Mouse, Lei, and Spaghetti are nicknames for my classmates, for future reference. As are Mango and Heart and DLI. 

Archenemy Spaghetti at lunch yesterday:

"Anyone want these grapes? House put them in her mouth." (To the boys)

 

Me after that episode:

"Go sell them on eBay!"  

 

Me in social studies: 

"I'm surrounded by completely pointless people."

 

Me at break:

"I don't kill people! I want to sometimes, but..."

 

And finally,

Friend Heart:  *is singing Amazing Grace really obnoxiously*

Me: Heart, stop it. I can deal with this, but the people around us can't. 

submitted by FantasyQuill, (Tiffany W.)
(March 8, 2013 - 5:17 pm)

Yeah, last week was the 1-year anniversary of this thread! We should make a virtual unpoisoned cake!

Like so:

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submitted by L
(March 8, 2013 - 5:35 pm)

WHOA. CAKE OF THE MOBILE FLAME.

submitted by L
(March 9, 2013 - 8:29 am)

Somebody blew out one of the candles.  X^3)

submitted by Gollum
(March 9, 2013 - 9:36 am)

More like blew off.

submitted by L
(March 9, 2013 - 11:29 am)

Quote: Mr M fell off the wall immediately. Mr D fell a few seconds later.

Quote: Vitupero te!!!(This is "I curse you" in Latin. I'm not sure it is spelled right though. I've never seen it on paper.)

Spammy says: ympt  

submitted by Maggie the Whovian, age 11, Charlotte
(March 8, 2013 - 5:44 pm)

Spelled right. It actually means "disgrace you".

submitted by L
(March 10, 2013 - 7:37 am)

I randomly found a thing of Skittles today while dumping stuff out of my backpack and huh... they're still good.

Me: What other wonderful things have I been hiding from myself?

=Rocky=

submitted by Rocky
(March 9, 2013 - 10:20 pm)

My friend Supi is eccentric.

Supi: I'm competing with your bed for your attention!

Supi: It's 3:49 in the morning and I'm still awake!  

Supi: I name this song "The Flowery Flower Garden of Flowery-ness"! (It's a Scryllix song.)

Supi: Eriol (his little brother) is asleep. I have the urge to draw on his face with permanent marker. 

 

Supi: Say, Ruby, have I mentioned these ten new sources for our bibliography? Go ahead and cite them.

Me: *heartattack*

Supi: I was joking, you know. (Our bibliography was nine pages long. That's why I freaked out so badly. I also made it all myself.)

(Couple minutes later) Supi: Are you okay?

(Three minutes later) Supi: Hello?

(A couple more minutes) Supi: I KILLED RUBY!

(Two minutes later) Supi: Anyone know CPR? Eriol! Help!

 

Me: Please hunt down Eriol and kill him with a blowtorch.

Supi: But I'm burning the disk with the blowtorch! 

submitted by Ruby M., age 13, Somewhere
(March 9, 2013 - 10:30 pm)