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QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!
On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
Ah, wonderful, an outlet for insanity.
"Given the choice, I'd poke you with the acidic shovel. Not the beluga whale."
=Rocky=
(December 31, 2012 - 6:48 pm)
My dad and I were putting on Pandora this evening:
Mom: Can you put on a New Year's station?
My dad and I: What's New Year's Music?/I don't think there is such a thing...
(January 1, 2013 - 1:42 am)
"The United States of Hummus. We are gathered here today to celebrate the creation of hummus. Let's eat! Umpa!
" My best friend who happens to be a boy.
(p.s. No he is not my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!
)
(January 1, 2013 - 12:16 pm)
"I work for Amish people and sell pickles." -My cousin Hannah, nicknamed Snowflake.
(January 1, 2013 - 9:54 pm)
Beats working for Girl Scouts and selling hot dogs to cranky hockey fans.
Me: "I'm talking a lot about hockey lately, it seems. It's awesome and deserves better notice. Also, Hector Ray likes it rageful. Oooh! He also is obsessed with sentence structure and the downfalls of thesauruses. Thesauri? Is thesauri a word?
Everybody in the room: "Shut up, L."
(January 2, 2013 - 6:52 pm)
My friend wrote "Elvis fights cancer" on my binder in pen, and my come back was:
Gollum: Benjohn, I do not appreciate impromptu graffiti on my office supplies.
(January 11, 2013 - 4:43 pm)
Dad (talking about a piece of paper that we couldn't make snowflakes with): This looks like it needs some...
Me: DECAPITATION!
Dad: Some freeform scissoring...
(January 11, 2013 - 6:10 pm)
Reminds me of something that happened in Gunnerkrigg Court.
Annie: Maybe Reynardine--
Renard:--Could smash the lock!
Annie: --Could pick the lock properly.
(January 21, 2013 - 4:38 pm)
Me: I am the resident cat-sheephead, not you!
My captcha just cursed realllllly badly. Good job, captcha. You have spent too muh time in middle school.
(January 16, 2013 - 11:10 pm)
@Ruby M. I'm resisting the urge to ask what you captcha said... even though I know you probably won't even give me a hint.
(January 20, 2013 - 11:06 pm)
Oh, my captcha is a notorious curser. What it said was an acronym of a phrase containing a very rude word in the English language. It's done it before.
(January 27, 2013 - 1:34 pm)
"The apple doesn't fall far from the other apple."--My friend, about my other friend and her sister.
(January 19, 2013 - 3:02 pm)
My dad is a high school teacher and they had a fire drill. One of his students is named James Perry. He was taking roll and he said, "Where's Perry?"
I was eating cashews while I waited for my mom to come get me and I said,"My cashews taste like French fries." My friend still mocks me about that.
(January 22, 2013 - 2:36 pm)
@ A Whovian
THis has not much to do with your comment.
OMG I"M A WHOVIAN TO WHO"S YOUR FAVORITE DOCTOR WHO"S YOUR FAVORITE COMPANION OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay. That's over.
I LOVE AMY POND AND THE 11TH DOCTOR AND RIVER AND PRETTY MUCH THE WHOLE EVERYTHING ABOUT THE 11TH DOCTOR WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHOVIANS UNITE!!!!! IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, maybe not.
YAAAAAAAY THERE'S ANOTHER WHOVIAN ON THE CHATTERBOX YAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, Whovian me. Are you done yet?
Whovian me: I guess so... TARDIS!!!!!!!
Regular me: Wait... is A Whovian SC??
Whovian me: WHO CARES???? TARDIS!!!!!!!!
Rhox says tpme. No, I will not wrap you in toilet paper Rhox.
(January 23, 2013 - 3:39 pm)
JK: Stop acting like dead turtles!
Spamster in his spamster cage says bhed. I will not behead you. Maybe.
(January 23, 2013 - 8:44 pm)