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QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTIES!!!!!!!!!!
On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
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(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
"The path to a boy's heart is lined with Girl Scout cookies."
(January 23, 2013 - 11:56 pm)
Ain't that the truth.
Frodo: *singing* I'm an angel with a shotgun~
Muffins: No, you're more of a hermit with a stuffed unicorn.
(January 29, 2013 - 4:15 pm)
Friend (Waves twenty dollar bill in my face, folded in half.) : Money.
Me: No, that's a post-it note!
Friend: No, it's money. (Shows me it more carefully and we laugh.
(January 25, 2013 - 5:21 pm)
NOT: We'll be home with the chickens at noon!
(January 28, 2013 - 12:41 pm)
Friend: My bow-tie makes me evil.
(February 13, 2013 - 7:17 pm)
My mom, tired; I wish there was someone else to drive but me!
Me; I volunteer as tribute!
(February 15, 2013 - 1:24 pm)
My friend and I were making weird valentines. This ensued:
Roses are green
you have no spleen
I took it out because you were mean.
***
Roses have thorns
Mean goats have horns
I hope you get stabbed by the thorns and the thorns.
***
Daffodils are aubergine
Venus Fly Trappers are maroon
I think that you should drink a lead spoon
***
Roses are orange
I banged my knee on the doorhinge
And this Valentines Day I give you instant porridge!
(February 15, 2013 - 1:14 pm)
*gigglesnort*
Me: (while holding a resistor for Jack's strange project) RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
(February 16, 2013 - 2:23 pm)
"Darcy": I'm going to go get some juice and think about my life choices.
Yes, this is the "Darcy" who does unspeakable things with glitter and kitten stickers. Also from her:
"I'm going to be a pirate. No, I'm going to be a buccaneer! My name will be Darcy the Dastardly, and all will tremble before my evil countenance."
(February 15, 2013 - 1:30 pm)
My history teacher: "Stop making the Indian do inappropriate things to the pretzel."
(February 16, 2013 - 11:29 am)
This just happened...
Mom: ~Blue Fairy's real name~, why are your brother's pajamas on your feet?
Me: They're warm.
P.S. They are still there and they are SOFT!
(February 16, 2013 - 12:53 pm)
Int: library
My Bro: Can I Please type something on the Chatterbox?
silence
Please? I can type way faster than u can. I'd even let you reach in and type something.
He's still hovering over my shoulder begging.
We'd love to hear from your bro', Magda. Please give him a turn.
Admin
(February 16, 2013 - 4:24 pm)
Okay...but only because you asked so nicely!
(February 17, 2013 - 3:12 pm)
I know the quote was supposed to be said today, but this is a funny one.
So, my family was going to some flea market...
Me: So, what will be at this flea market?
(My cousin overheard me, then whispers to another cousin)
Cousin: We're going to a bug thing.
(February 19, 2013 - 3:41 pm)
Me: *headdesking* StopitstopitjustSTOP.
Darcy and Frodo: *doing strage things with magnets* Stop what?
Me: I was talking to my math test...
(February 20, 2013 - 8:55 pm)