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On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
submitted by Tiffany W.
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(Standing with friend, goofing off, and two people walk by)
Me: Look at me, I'm famous
Friend: Hey everybody! Famous person! (points at me, and people walk by)
Me: Sorry, no autographs (People ignore me)
(Friend and I burst out laughing)
It really happened!
(December 19, 2012 - 6:45 pm)
Sounds like my friend "Muffins".
Exhibit A:
Me: You should be a salesperson, "Muffins".
"Muffins": Why's that? Is it because I'm so amazing at persuasion and marketing that as soon as people open the door they will love me?
"Captain Hook": No, they'd probably just buy whatever you were selling to shut you up.
Me: Ouch...
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In the words of the immortal Monty Python's Flying Circus, now for something Completely Different!
Me: *watching Hook con mis amigas* How does Hook not get eaten by the crocodile before?
"Frodo": Do you see his swag? Captain Hook has WAY too much swag for the crocodile to handle.
"Captain Hook": *walking in with bubble wrap* Ain't that the truth.
No, the bubble wrap had nothing to do with the conversation. But it was odd and funny, so I put it in there.
(December 19, 2012 - 8:18 pm)
Oi lurf Mon'y Pythen's Flyin' Circus! Yes, I'm trying to sound like Redwall characters today. It's not working.
(December 20, 2012 - 5:13 pm)
My favorite line of theirs: "You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you."
(December 20, 2012 - 7:29 pm)
I like the Defence against Fresh Fruit Sketch.
and the Musician with the really long name.
and obviously the parrot sketch.
(December 22, 2012 - 8:41 am)
I like all of those too... especially the Ministry of Silly Walks.
"He's pining for the fjords!"
"This is an EX-PARROT!"
(December 23, 2012 - 3:31 pm)
THIS IS AN OBSOLETE PARROT!
The Spanish Inquistion. "Not the comfy chair!" "Yes. The comfy chair."
(December 24, 2012 - 8:28 am)
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
"We will poke you with the soft pillows!"
(December 24, 2012 - 11:09 am)
"And you will only be able to have lunch and tea before supper!"
"They're late!"
(January 1, 2013 - 11:09 am)
I love them way too much.
(January 1, 2013 - 2:20 pm)
I have the name! One of my favorites is the
Karl Gambolputty du von Ausfernschpledenschlittercrasscrenbonfriediggerdingledangle-dongledunglebursteinvonknackerthrasher-applebangerhorowitzticolensicgrander-knottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspelter-wasswerkurstlichhimbleeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinnurn-burgerbratwustlegersputrenmitzweimacheluberhunds-futgumberaberschonendankerkalbsfleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
sketch.
(January 2, 2013 - 6:16 pm)
Um. Yeah, that one.
Let's see how tiny this reply thingie can get!!
(January 8, 2013 - 10:22 pm)
My history teacher: It's like a barking dog. It's annoying, but you know it's going to stop -either by getting tired or dying.
My whole class: WHAAAAAAT?
(December 19, 2012 - 8:21 pm)
Today was a funny day for quotes.
"That table looks slightly illegal."
"I hand picked all my gifts for you very thoughtfully and carefully--from the Dollar Tree."
"How many IB students does it take to open a bottle of apple cider? 12, apparently."
(December 21, 2012 - 7:31 pm)
I was supremely tired this morning and had no patience for anything.
"Anyone who disturbs me from now until noon will feel my wrath, and a book to the solar plexus."
(December 23, 2012 - 8:15 pm)