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On this thread, post random quotes that family and friends said TODAY! They can be dialogue.
I'll start...
(we started trigonometry today)
Me: Trig is scary...
Classmate: No, trig is only scary if you don't know what you're doing. Therefore, yes, trig is terrifying.
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(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
(February 23, 2012 - 9:03 pm)
Yeah, I know the city, but I probably shouldn't tell everybody. Thanks, but I seriously doubt the Sherlock season 3 thing will work out.... I hope it will, though...... for your sake.......
(April 14, 2013 - 10:26 am)
QUOTE: Get your own food, hillbilly!
QUOTE: Is it normal to put a blanket on your head?
QUOTE: Y'all know what col legno means right? Hit it with a stick. Not your stand partner, your cello.
^^^Harrison was telling a riddle where you have a blanket on your head and three items in front of you: a comb, a baseball, and a banana. Hand him the one you don't need to live. I said the banana because I'm allergic to bananas. He said,
QUOTE: I've never heard of someone being allergic to bananas. That's cool. ...Like, in a non-banana way.
Spammy says kegk. Kangaroos eat green kimchi.
(April 8, 2013 - 8:38 pm)
I know two violists named Helen. (Including Gollum)
Spammy says ibzz. Are you a bee Spammy? The carpenter bees are coming out and I don't like bugs. Spammy also says dedb. Dead bee? Did you kill a bee Spammy?!
(April 8, 2013 - 8:52 pm)
We were randomly doing haiku today at the lunch table of awesomeness. What ensued:
"Hippopotomus
See I can write a haiku
Refrigerator"
along with
"One two three four five
Something about nature here
Behold my haiku"
Also, I got incredibly snarky in an essay. "If one does the math, one can plainly see that there cannot be ten hours in between the times of ten o'clock PM and six o'clock AM." I like citing cold hard logic.
(April 9, 2013 - 3:22 pm)
QUOTE: I see a pig in the wine.
We were in Latin.
(April 9, 2013 - 4:55 pm)
Yesterday in SS:
Random classmate: I thought Stockholm was the capital of Berlin. (She was actually being sincere.)
Today in lit:
Other classmate: No, Hitler didn't kill Catholics. Bloody Mary did.
Me: No, Mary Tudor WAS a Catholic. She killed Protestants.
Her: I wasn't talking about Mary Tudor... Don't you know who Bloody Mary is? Well, I was talking about her and she killed Catholics.
Me: *facepalm*
(April 9, 2013 - 6:58 pm)
My language arts teacher said we would be doing an "actual Passover Seder" but Passover is over now... So anyway I bet a lot of kids in my language arts class will be all like,"Why are you talking in gibberish?" ...If the Seder is even in Hebrew. But my language arts teacher called the accent most Holocaust survivors have a Jewish accent (and so did Jason) and I said, "No Jason, it's not a Jewish accent, it's a German accent!" It will be interesting to see how this Seder works out. Oh and btw, I'm actually Jewish so I know how a real Seder is supposed to be. Oh and I bet if the Seder is in Hebrew they will mispronounce EVERYTHING! Anyway I will tell you guys how it works out.
17 days until I turn 12
Spammy says nxpg. Next page? In what book?
I hope you can help with the Hebrew pronunciation, Maggie. And you're right about the accent. All members of a religion do not necessarily talk the same way, maybe not even the same language.
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(April 9, 2013 - 8:48 pm)
On the white board in band today, someone wrote "Without music my life would B flat". They also wrote " I can sum up my life in three word: It Goes On!"
(April 10, 2013 - 1:31 pm)
We did a Beatles show this year in marching band, and the clarinets section T-shirts just came back. Frodo showed me one, and it said "Let it Be (flat)". Because Bb clarinets and all...
(April 10, 2013 - 6:23 pm)
QUOTE: I got doughnuts but they're a little bit slimy.
We won the homework competition and the math teacher got us doughnuts but they were from Walmart. :(
QUOTE: She's the ugliest princess-dunce-balloon ever.
We were playing Add On and it got a little crazy.
Lolita: At least we're doing better than 4A...
Everyone: WE ARE 4A!!!
~~~
Terry: Lolita when you said that (the 4A thing) we all felt stupid for you.
We are block 4A because there are 4 classes in a school day and Science and Humanities are every other day (my Bday fourth block is Science) and electives alternate (orchestra Aday, Latin Bday)
(April 10, 2013 - 4:51 pm)
Look up "Catherine Tate & David Tennant Comic Relief" to understand this.
Lauren- Sir?
Mr. Logan- Yeah
Lauren- Are you English, sir?
Mr. Logan- No, I’m Scottish.
Lauren- So you ain’t English then.
Mr. Logan- No, I’m British.
Lauren- So you ain’t English then.
Mr. Logan- No I’m not but as you can see I do speak English.
Lauren- But I can’t understand what your saying, sir.
Mr. Logan- Well clearly you can.
Lauren- Sorry, are you talking Scottish now?
Mr. Logan- No, I’m talking English.
Lauren- Right. Don’t sound like it.
Mr. Logan- Okay, whatever you want. Now, let’s get on with Shakespeare.
Lauren- I don’t think you’re qualified to teach us English.
Mr. Logan- I am perfectly qualified to teach you English.
Lauren- I don’t fink you are though.
Mr. Logan- You don’t have to be English to teach it.
Lauren- Right, have we got double English, or double Scottish?
Lauren- Are you the Doctor?
Mr. Logan I’m not Doctor Who, I’m your English teacher.
Lauren- I don’t think you are though.
Mr. Logan- Lauren.
Lauren- I think you’re a nine hundred and forty five year old Time Lord.
Mr. Logan- Listen.
Lauren- Did you just pitch up from Mars?
Mr. Logan- Don’t be ridiculous.
Lauren- You know your house, right.
Mr. Logan- What?
Lauren- You know your house?
Mr. Logan- Yeah.
Lauren- Is it bigger on the inside?
Mr. Logan- Be quiet.
Lauren- Have you parked the TARDIS on a meter?
Mr. Logan- Can we please get back to Shakespeare!
Lauren- *fhuh* (sits back into chair)
Mr. Logan- Thank you. So--
Lauren- Do you fancy Billie Piper sir?
(April 10, 2013 - 9:17 pm)
Oh my gosh! I've seen that, actually! My mom showed it to me, and it was absolutely hilarious.
You didn't put in my favorite part, though. ("ARE YOU DISRESPECTING THE HOUSE OF COOPER?!)
(April 12, 2013 - 6:28 pm)
That... that is the best thing.
(April 13, 2013 - 8:59 am)
QUOTE: It's Bruno Mars PAC-Man.
QUOTE: *yelling* HARRISON YOU RUINED BRUNO MARS PAC-MAN!!
Add On again.
We are having the Seder tomorrow and apparently it IS in Hebrew.
Oh my gosh the Doctor Who episode Waters on Mars was SO SCARY OH MY GOSH. Oh and FYI I am already in season five of Doctor Who.
(April 11, 2013 - 6:21 pm)
I HATE my seat in Social Studies. I'm sitting behind Walter and in front of Alvin.
Walter is(I'm not being rude) not that smart and he always tries to work with me and copy my work.
Alvin is SO irritating and tries to act smarter than me(he's not)
I understand Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which is college level and therefore I am smarter than Alvin
Spammy says e-CPR. Online CPR?
(April 12, 2013 - 6:58 am)