winning...

@Peregrine Falcon, I think you mean "not winning..." because I'm actually winning now.

*pie hits face*

my brain is one big blah

*channels blah into a huge super-sonic soundwave, blasting opponents unconscious*

The power of melancholyyyy wins again

*clambers out of black hole for a moment*

*takes a pie*

*sits criss-cross-applesauce on the floor and eats pie*

*climbs back into black hole*

*summons magic book and flower crown*

*wins*

About time to win again-

ugh, I had a four-day streak. How dare you ruin it. But no matter, for I'm winning again.

I can see that Avara has posted. Begone, Avara. I am winning now. *blows raspberry*

Begone begone!

You begone. Because there is no reason to be here if I'm winning.

If you are still here: (°▽°) *falcon stares at you*

I'm winning! 

*stumbles into thread holding silver sword*

*sword glows*

enemies. 

*slashes sword and tears the space-thread continuum, sending everyone--specifically the falcon--through a dark rift in the galaxy*

*storm clouds and lightning flicker around head--this happens when i'm angry, anxious or thoughtful.*

Specifically the falcon. What? Why me? Whatever I'm winning!

A little about peregrine falcons (this information is found on ebird.org)

Sleek, fast-flying large falcon. Always look for a grayish back in adults, long wings that almost reach the tail tip, and powerful but slender build. Dark mark below each eye varies in shape and size. Juveniles are more heavily patterned below than adults, and can be quite brownish above. Patterning varies considerably across a wide global range, with back color ranging from pale gray in Central Asian “Red-capped” to slaty-blue across much of northern Eurasia North America, to almost black in Asian “Shaheen.” Chases prey down at high speeds with continuous powerful wingbeats. Becoming increasingly common in parts of range, especially in cities, where they can nest on tall buildings and feed on pigeons. Adaptable, and can be seen in a wide range of habitats; often encountered in areas with steep cliffs, as well as around coastal mudflats and open areas with shorebirds.