OH SHOOT WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!!!?

Calmly freezes time.

Walks over to Lyric." Nope!

Now I am winning !!!!!! 

I have planted a seed in the ground of Novis Terris and it has grown into a gargantuan tree.  It is a tree big enough to grow elephants, but instead it grows apples.  Millions of normal sized apples. 

*picks and eats an apple*

What, you thought I had an evil plot for this absurd amount of apples? Hahaha noooo. Neverrr. 

*crawls away* 

Ugh, I've been offline for the weekend and my throne has been usurped again.

*summons flower crown and magic book*

*settles crown on my head*

*snaps fingers and summons throne back from wherever it is*

*sits on throne*

*realizes I'm still in the black hole because I never left it*

*gets bored of black hole*

*snaps fingers and yoinks myself and my throne out of the black hole*

*destroys black hole*

*yeets all my enemies into an ocean of chiken noodle soop*

Much better.

And the past tense of yeet it yet.

I see that Tsuki has posted. Haha, nice try.

Begone, Poinsettia. I shall conquer!

According to the intranet, the past tense of yeet is: yeeted, yote, yate, yaught, yought, or yeeten.  

*yeets Scuttles into outer space*

Scuttles has been yeeten.  

I have been yeeten.

Hmm, I kinda like yeeten and yaught. But I still think yet should be a valid past tense. Ya know, past tense of meet is met, past tense of yeet should be yet.

Anyways. I'm in outer space now. But I'm still winning. *blows raspberry in general direction of Earth, or wherever Darkling is*

Introducing a Shakespearan element into this: I hath come to conquer, to conquer all, and now art thou yeeted or yote or yeeten. As consolation for losing the crown, you can choose whichever word you like to describe it.

I still like yeeten.

Also, I am still tumbling through space, but with a snap of my fingeys I shall return the crown to my head and the book to my arms.

Ya know what, I'm gonna head towards the Voyager 2 satellite.  I've always wanted to ride a satellite.

*chillin' on my throne at the center of the earth*

I now rule over the molten lava core of the earth with my army of flaming butterflies! fear me!

(also, thanks Lyric for giving me this new kingdom (or should I say, QUEENdom)! it is rather hot, though. 

*snaps fingers and summons crown, throne, and book*

*chillin on my throne in the middle of nowhere (aka outer space)*

I now rule over the vast emptiness of space (with the occasional star or planet or other celestial body) with my army of giant space dragons and other extraterrestrials! fear me!

(also, thanks Darkling, for giving me this new kingdom (or should I say RULERdom, for I am genderqueer today)! it is rather cold, though. or rather hot, depending on how you look at it.)